Drunk man found at grocery store eati...

Drunk man found at grocery store eating avocados

There are 53 comments on the El Paso Times story from Aug 25, 2009, titled Drunk man found at grocery store eating avocados. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

Police said a man was arrested at a grocery store after workers found him at a table in the deli, eating avocados, cake and other items.

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Saint Paul, MN

#1 Aug 26, 2009
They were avocados for Christ's sake. You cannot arrest a man for eating avocados. They're too good.

Azusa, CA

#2 Aug 26, 2009
He musta had the munchies.

Since: Aug 09

United States

#3 Aug 26, 2009
He was trying a new recipe for guac using beer.

“Out in the West Texas”

Since: Mar 08

town of El Paso

#4 Aug 26, 2009
That's the pits.

Chaparral, NM

#5 Aug 26, 2009
haha, that's ridiculous! lOl he must of drank too much!

Newnan, GA

#6 Aug 26, 2009
thats what drunks are for


“Is this a vork?”

Since: Jan 08

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#7 Aug 26, 2009
What about the people who eat the grapes and share with their kids?

Since: Feb 08

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#8 Aug 26, 2009
At least he picked something good!

“Don't harsh my mellow, man!”

Since: Aug 08

Great State of Oklahoma!

#10 Aug 26, 2009
Holy guacamole!


“Is this a vork?”

Since: Jan 08

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#11 Aug 26, 2009
Hippichick wrote:
Holy guacamole!

“Irony, metaphor, film @ eleven”

Since: Feb 08

Old Mesilla/New Las Cruces

#12 Aug 26, 2009
Delicatasen. Eating avacados. And cake.
Drunk man. Delicatesen. North Dakota.
Arrested and jailed.

Oh, yeah, I mentined North Dakota.

Do they elect their chief of police?

Sheesh....another slow news day.
Clear the air

Benton Ridge, OH

#13 Aug 26, 2009
Plums, and a CONNECTING table, not part of the same table or another table altogether.

Meanwhile, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff has serious doubts about our ability to prevail in our now 7 year old conflict in Afghanistan, while US and NATO losses mount, setting a record for fatalities already this month. But that would be an ACTUAL story for a REAL newspaper with an informed readership.

“Nice Gloomy, Spooky Day”

Since: Apr 07

Uniondale , NY (Nassau Cty)

#15 Aug 26, 2009
Guac? Ehm only a little buzzed.

United States

#16 Aug 26, 2009
There is always a bright side to everything. He could have wound up at a strip joint and tried to eat....well, let's not go there.
Disconnected tables

Inkster, MI

#17 Aug 26, 2009
Damn, I would have to be "out-of-my-mind" drunk to eat an avocado...now eatin' that stuff at the strip club, on connecting tables, is a whole different game. We're talkin' real menu there.
drunk again

Springfield, PA

#18 Aug 27, 2009
Was it Ted Kennedy?
what in the sam

Westminster, MD

#19 Aug 27, 2009
to many in the sand bag........

El Paso, TX

#20 Aug 27, 2009
What a dumb drunk. You're supposed to let them ripen at room temperature for two days before eating.
Intellectual Flatulance

Allen, TX

#21 Aug 27, 2009
In oter news, Unlce Tury shitts out an enchilada into his waders! Film at 11.

“Irony, metaphor, film @ eleven”

Since: Feb 08

Old Mesilla/New Las Cruces

#22 Aug 27, 2009
Oh, my gawd.....that was me?

Crap, I hope no one else finds out.

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