Drunk man found at grocery store eating avocados

Full story: El Paso Times

Police said a man was arrested at a grocery store after workers found him at a table in the deli, eating avocados, cake and other items.
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gtommer

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Aug 26, 2009
 
They were avocados for Christ's sake. You cannot arrest a man for eating avocados. They're too good.
Bruce

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Aug 26, 2009
 
He musta had the munchies.

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Aug 26, 2009
 
He was trying a new recipe for guac using beer.

“Out in the West Texas”

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town of El Paso

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Aug 26, 2009
 
Avocados?
That's the pits.
joop

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Aug 26, 2009
 
haha, that's ridiculous! lOl he must of drank too much!
debbie

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Aug 26, 2009
 
thats what drunks are for

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#7
Aug 26, 2009
 
What about the people who eat the grapes and share with their kids?

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Aug 26, 2009
 
At least he picked something good!

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Aug 26, 2009
 

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Holy guacamole!

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Aug 26, 2009
 
Hippichick wrote:
Holy guacamole!
LMAO!

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Old Mesilla/New Las Cruces

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#12
Aug 26, 2009
 
Delicatasen. Eating avacados. And cake.
Drunk man. Delicatesen. North Dakota.
Arrested and jailed.

Oh, yeah, I mentined North Dakota.

Do they elect their chief of police?

Sheesh....another slow news day.
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Aug 26, 2009
 

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Plums, and a CONNECTING table, not part of the same table or another table altogether.

Meanwhile, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff has serious doubts about our ability to prevail in our now 7 year old conflict in Afghanistan, while US and NATO losses mount, setting a record for fatalities already this month. But that would be an ACTUAL story for a REAL newspaper with an informed readership.

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Aug 26, 2009
 
Guac? Ehm only a little buzzed.
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Aug 26, 2009
 
There is always a bright side to everything. He could have wound up at a strip joint and tried to eat....well, let's not go there.
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Aug 26, 2009
 
Damn, I would have to be "out-of-my-mind" drunk to eat an avocado...now eatin' that stuff at the strip club, on connecting tables, is a whole different game. We're talkin' real menu there.
drunk again

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Aug 27, 2009
 

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Was it Ted Kennedy?
what in the sam

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Aug 27, 2009
 
to many in the sand bag........
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#20
Aug 27, 2009
 
What a dumb drunk. You're supposed to let them ripen at room temperature for two days before eating.
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Aug 27, 2009
 
In oter news, Unlce Tury shitts out an enchilada into his waders! Film at 11.

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#22
Aug 27, 2009
 
Oh, my gawd.....that was me?

Crap, I hope no one else finds out.

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