Hejola report for 10292009.
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Kingsville,tx. Hello again hot lips how are doing? Well its seems que the question of tejano is out again, chinga how much tejano can one have? Not enough. Anyhow for all you tejano and onda lovers here is our barrio headline news for today:
“2 tons of fun bar opening soon”en el barrio. Ben torres the one legged vato in hood busted again.
and finally, barrio vato arrested for pushing medical marijuana.
It could have been a medical breakthrough! Jose Blow Gomez was busted yesterday afternoon by el constable y su barrio task force special 666 units as they raid Mr. Gomez medical miracle store at the corner of wells and Third Street. El constable report stated that Mr. Gomez business was booming as he used marijuana in a lot of his home made medicine. Mr. Gomez tried to explain to el constable que he had a legal right to use marijuana, Based on a Colorado and California law. The only problem says el constable que we are in Texas. Charges are pending.
So it seems que some vatos never learn, It seems que ole Benny boy will never learn. Ben Torres, the only one legged vato in the hood, who by the way just got out of the county jail doing 13 months for stealing was busted yesterday by a 85 year old woman. It seems que Benny boy was trying to steal one shoe from Mrs. Beaver Breath Moreno yard sale. Mrs Moreno told el constable cadena que she noticed que benny boy was wearing a old tennis shoe, and when he left the yard he was wearing one of her high heel shoes. When she managed to get to her shoe section of her yard sale she did notice que one red high heel shoe was missing and looked like the one benny walked off with. El constable was able to track him down since he is the only vato in the hood with one leg and wearing a red high heel shoes. Charges are pending.
What is hot and heavy? Give up? It seems que la raza are always one step behind new trends. This weekend L a commadre Tancha Ramon, is hoping que her new barrio bar “2 tons of fun bar” will bring in lots of big women. Tancha herself weighted in at a very light 325lbs told this reported que every woman that wants to weigh in at the entrance of her new bar will get a free meal ticket el barrio taco stand . Oh yea, says tancha, I am opening this bar because we want all big girls to feel wanted and doing her thing on the dance floor. She also plans on having several wet t-shirts contest and a most heavy chick in the hood pageant for 2010 coming soon. She also hopes que this will be the hot spot in the whole dam county, I am sure it be will.
Ok there you have tejano want to be fans, have a great tejano day.