Marilyn Jones is DEAD

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Basic Concepts

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Bisbee Citizens: Ding Dong! The Bi*ch is dead. Which old Bi*ch? Marilyn the Bi*ch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Bi*ch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed!
Wake up, the Wicked Bi*ch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
Marylin Jones, the Wicked Bi*ch is dead!

Mayor Porter: As Mayor of Old Bisbee,
In the County of old Cochise, I welcome you most regally.

John MacKinnon: But we've got to verify it legally, to see...

Mayor Porter: To see?

John MacKinnon: If she...

Mayor Porter: If she?

John MacKinnon:Is morally, ethic'lly...

Steve Pauken: Spiritually, physically...

John Charley: Positively, absolutely...

City Staff at City Hall: Undeniably and reliably Dead!

Hector: As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.

Mayor Porter: Then this is a day of Independence For all Bisbeeites and their descendants! Yes, let the joyous news be spread! Miss Congeniality at last is dead!
The Annihilator

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Here's a few lines that are appropriate for Eric "Basic Compost" Fahrner.

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
I'd stop eating dingleberries
If I only had a brain

It's sad, believe me, Missy, When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and verve.
But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess
If I only had the nerve.

...if you only had balls, also.
Basic Concepts

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Jan 1, 2010
 
Juan Schwartz And The South Park Child - Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We'll All Be)

Juan: Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday you'll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we'll all be dead.

The minute we're born we start dying
We die a little more every day
Young or old Rich or poor
There's nothing we can do to stop it
So look long at that Christmas tree
It may be the last one that you see.
Decorate your house in green and red
`Cause someday you'll be dead.

Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday you'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we'll all be dead

It might happen in a couple months
Or 50 years from now
But no matter when it happens
It will seem too soon to you.
So be sure on Christmas Eve
When you snuggle into bed
That you thank God for your family
`Cause someday they'll be dead.

Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday they'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we'll all be dead

Choir: Ah-ah!

Juan: Who knows how many Christmases are left in their short life?
Nobody knows, that my point,
Enjoy them while you can.
And so on Christmas morning
Let good tidings fill your head.
What a festive season

Someday you'll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we'll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Everyone you know, dead

A Very Merry Christmas to you
Dead, Dead, Dead.
Choir: Merry Christmas Everybody
An Uplifting Read

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I thought this obituary would be good for a few laughs!

(BTW, it says "she donated her body for medical research." I wonder if the scientists will be able to figure out what species of monster she was?)

http://www.masoncountynews.com/news/article/2...

Mason County News
Obituaries
Marilyn Diana Jones
November 18, 2009

Marilyn Diana Jones died Friday, Nov. 13, of ovarian cancer at the age of 62. She was born in San Francisco in 1947. During her youth, due to her fatherís job for the Veterans Administration as a hospital administrator, her family moved on average every three years. During those years she lived in San Francisco, CA; Tacoma, WA; Menlo Park, CA; Hot Springs, SD; Milford, CN; and Walla Walla, WA. She attended colleges in both California and Washington State.

As an adult she lived in the San Francisco area; Puget Sound area in Washington; Petersburg, Alaska; Bisbee, Arizona, and finally moving to Mason Texas in December, 2006.

Her passions were animals, defending human rights, and being a life-long-learner. During her working life she held more jobs than even she could count. They varied from being a secretary to driving a fork lift. She thrived doing temporary work because she could be constantly learning new things.

She was funny, fearless, and blessed with many talents, among them writing, and an ability to make friends wherever she went. She was generous to her friends, and to her communities at large, doing volunteer work for many organizations. Besides volunteering at various animal shelters, she did animal rescue on her own, calling her effort "One Dog at a Time". She would adopt dogs that were scheduled for imminent euthanasia and then foster them until she could place them in permanent homes. The dogs that she kept for herself were often the oldest and most unadoptable.

As a memorial to Marilyn, her sister is going to keep Marilynís website alive. Those who would like to know Marilyn better, are invited to visit her website at www.goatview.com , to enjoy her irreverent humor and observations .

Marilyn was diagnosed with cancer just 4 months after moving to Mason. She said many times that she felt fortunate to have chosen Mason where people were so helpful to her.

In her final act of generosity, she donated her body for medical research. At her request there will be no service.

She is survived by her sister and brother-in-law, Susan and Andy Goodwin of Bainbridge Island, WA. Rememberances are suggested to Llano Memorial Hospice or to any organization for the benefit of animals.
The Annihilator

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Jan 2, 2010
 
Basic Compost wrote:
I thought this obituary would be good for a few laughs!
Rudy and Diane must be so proud!
The Coroner Report

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The Annihilator wrote:
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Rudy and Diane must be so proud!
Why so upset? Your hero Marilyn is finally resting in peace.

(Or more accurately, resting in pieces - if the medical researches have already chopped her up.)
The Annihilator

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The Coroner Report wrote:
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Why so upset? Your hero Marilyn is finally resting in peace.
(Or more accurately, resting in pieces - if the medical researches have already chopped her up.)
Upset?? Never knew Marilyn.
Amused is more like it. It would be interesting to drop off a collection of your posts at Rudy and Diane's. I bet your Mommy would sh1t her Depends!
BTW, how's that third chin doing?
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The Annihilator wrote:
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Upset?? Never knew Marilyn.
Amused is more like it. It would be interesting to drop off a collection of your posts at Rudy and Diane's. I bet your Mommy would sh1t her Depends!
BTW, how's that third chin doing?
Feel free to drop by anytime.

(BTW, have you kicked that substance abuse problem yet?)
The Annihilator

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What does Eric's Mommy's p#$$y taste like?
Depends!!!!
The Coroner Report

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Come on, Anni, at least TRY and put some effort into clever insults. Jack always did.

If you're not going to even try, I'm going to find someone else to taunt!
The Annihilator

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The Coroner Report wrote:
Come on, Anni, at least TRY and put some effort into clever insults. Jack always did.
If you're not going to even try, I'm going to find someone else to taunt!
You call this taunting?
What happened to the "Basic Compost" ID?
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Feb 14, 2010
 
"Now when I talk to God, I know that he'll understand. He says, come sit by me and I'll be your guiding hand. But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to."
John F Kennedy

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"I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours."
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It's OK people, you can come out now - Marilyn's gone forever.
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ay how vile basic compost can be

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