Creatures Needed For Petting Zoo
LOLz

Binghamton, NY

#21 Nov 26, 2012
The animals will have to be housed somewhere, your business will have to have an address for the purposes of paying taxes, etc. And in order to have horses you'll need to live an in Ag area. ADA certification does not mean that you can have them in an area that's not zoned for them. They are not domestic pets.

Will you have the proper permits to transport these animals? You will need to file permits in each town you travel to just like circus and fair folks do.

Do you know anything at all about running a business? Seems you're good a running your mouth, how about you shut it for a bit and do some research?
Jack

Indianapolis, IN

#22 Nov 26, 2012
Kerri G wrote:
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You should be an investigator. The mini-horses are Ada certified. They are treated the same as houspets.
So will then pot belly and others. The zoo is going to travel so there will not be any issues. It is going to brink a lot of joy to children. Give me warmth and encouragement. I am going to get a large settlement soon. I am not going to be your slave. Now go investigate GE and other corporate swine.
The world would be a far better place without idiots like yourself. But you do bring amusement to so many of us, maybe we can just keep a petting zoo with you and some of your fellow travelers. I can see the tour now...."Timmy...this is a Kerri-G! They are generally good natured, but not too bright. Recent anthropological DNA research has concluded that they are the living decendants of neandrathals. While on the surface they appear just like you and me, scientists have found them to be anatomically different than modern man in that their brain frontal lobes are underdeveloped. For this reason, mathmatics, logic and critical reasoning skills are severely retarded. They feel more comfortable practicing the primative grooming habits typically found among the lower primates."
LOLz

Binghamton, NY

#23 Nov 26, 2012
I suggest a hefty insurance policy because chances are you're gonna get sued when your untrained, uncared for, starving animal mistakes a kid for food.
Tyrone

Endicott, NY

#24 Nov 26, 2012
Kerri - why don't you put yourself and the little bastards you supposedly are going to shyt out into a petting zoo? That way you all would be fed, could live in your own filth (which you seem to enjoy) and won't have to work! Or, just jump in front of a moving bus .....
Jake

Vestal, NY

#25 Nov 26, 2012
Jack wrote:
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The world would be a far better place without idiots like yourself. But you do bring amusement to so many of us, maybe we can just keep a petting zoo with you and some of your fellow travelers. I can see the tour now...."Timmy...this is a Kerri-G! They are generally good natured, but not too bright. Recent anthropological DNA research has concluded that they are the living decendants of neandrathals. While on the surface they appear just like you and me, scientists have found them to be anatomically different than modern man in that their brain frontal lobes are underdeveloped. For this reason, mathmatics, logic and critical reasoning skills are severely retarded. They feel more comfortable practicing the primative grooming habits typically found among the lower primates."
reminds me of a twilight zone episode called people are alike all over.
Kerri G

Endicott, NY

#26 Nov 27, 2012
Kerri's Kingdom
Le Cirque and Petting Zoo
Peace Thru Pets

My lawyer will take care of your concerns.
Nobody wished my good luck or had any encouragement.
I know for sure what kind of people you are.
I am working and you lazy people are sleeping.
I am lining up a tour of France right now.
Jake

Vestal, NY

#27 Nov 27, 2012
I'm not sure if i feel sorry for you lawyer or maybe he's just getting a laugh out of you to share with his colleages, now your going to take your imaginary zoo to France?
Tyrone

Endicott, NY

#28 Nov 27, 2012
Never confuse Kerri with the reality of her situation! What a pathetic excuse for a human she is .....
LOLz

Binghamton, NY

#29 Nov 27, 2012
France! LOL! As if she has the means to arrange for international flight of her farm animals! I bet she doesn't even know that they'll have to be quarantined for a month upon their arrival, if they're allowed in the country at all!

Keep talking, Kerri, you make yourself appear more dumb with every post (which is really kinda hard considering how dumb you already are!)

BTW - if you were really pregnant you'd know you shouldn't travel in such an advanced state of pregnancy!
Kerri G

Endicott, NY

#30 Nov 27, 2012
The magic is happening.

A trapeze artist and several gymnasts are interested. Also, contacted a casino. The word and my brand is spreading.
Jack

Vienna, VA

#31 Nov 27, 2012
Kerri G wrote:
The magic is happening.
A trapeze artist and several gymnasts are interested. Also, contacted a casino. The word and my brand is spreading.
Are they one of your multiple personalities too??
Kerri G

Endicott, NY

#32 Nov 27, 2012
I trying to get a cotton candy machine. I am not going to have monkeys.
So far
Two tame squirrels
A chipmunk he needs work
5 field mice
Three dogs
2 kitty cats
Order some business cards today for ten bucs.
Jake

Vestal, NY

#33 Nov 27, 2012
It sounds like your over doing it and working to hard, when are the babys due?
Michael

Elmira, NY

#34 Nov 27, 2012
Kerri G wrote:
I trying to get a cotton candy machine.
Aren't you worried about the mice and other rodents in your "zoo" eating it... I mean - I would think they would be attracted to something made entirely of cotton candy...

Just trying to be helpful !
Jake

Vestal, NY

#35 Nov 27, 2012
I cant wait to pet a turtle and fine a house key inside.
Kerri G

Endicott, NY

#36 Nov 28, 2012
Kerri G wrote:
Kerri's Kingdom
Le Cirque and Petting Zoo
Peace Thru Pets
My lawyer will take care of your concerns.
Nobody wished my good luck or had any encouragement.
I know for sure what kind of people you are.
I am working and you lazy people are sleeping.
I am lining up a tour of France right now.


We are most pleased to announce that Ramon Figueroa The Fourth of the Flying Figueroas has signed an exclusive contract for performances in 2013.

K.G. founder and artistic director
LOLz

Afton, NY

#37 Nov 28, 2012
There is no trapeze artist named Ramon Figueroa (Google is a wonderful thing and even if there was I highly doubt you'd gain access to his phone number and considering you're piss poor you couldn't contract anything other than a virus).

You must be thinking of the Flying Wallendas.
Jake

Vestal, NY

#38 Nov 28, 2012
People who make up stories have mental health issues.
Kerri G

Endicott, NY

#39 Nov 28, 2012
So everybody and every occupation is on google? Nobody can do anything until they are on google search. No painter, no poet no composer, no musician exists until they are recognized by google? Clear your mind from corporate brainwashing.
Geoff

Binghamton, NY

#40 Nov 28, 2012
Kerri G wrote:
So everybody and every occupation is on google? Nobody can do anything until they are on google search. No painter, no poet no composer, no musician exists until they are recognized by google? Clear your mind from corporate brainwashing.
I also have a one eyed snake that needs petting. It is very lonely. If I wrap it in latex will you help it out?

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