Kerri G Family Tree ROYALTY

Kerri G Family Tree ROYALTY

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Jeena

Endicott, NY

#1 Dec 8, 2012
Kerri does not like to brag, but those here in Norwich who went over her family tree know all about it. It seems that Kerri has a very clear connection to a royal bloodline.
Michael

Elmira, NY

#2 Dec 8, 2012
I can certainly believe there is something royal about our Kerri G / Marcel / Clarkson / Missy / Olga / Blair / Claude / etc. troll...

Things like:

- he is royally messed up in his head...

- tries to be a royal pain in the butt to everyone on the site and ( as he admitted ) doing such is how he makes himself happy...

- his life is probably royally screwed up / he is a royal failure and he takes it out on / tries to blame everyone else...

You know what they really need on this site... an "obvious" judgement icon... because it would be the perfect choice for your post...

Have a nice evening !!!
Blair

Endicott, NY

#3 Dec 8, 2012
Michael, you have reached a new low in your jealousy. You are now envious of a person's lineage. This is just shameful.
Michael

Elmira, NY

#4 Dec 8, 2012
Blair wrote:
Michael, you have reached a new low in your jealousy. You are now envious of a person's lineage. This is just shameful.
So what you're saying is the reason he is so royally scr*wed up is due to genetics...

Interesting...

Btw - would you mind backing your claims up with some genealogical links... maybe include some of the medical records of his ancestors i.e. to show that they too suffered from the same sort of sociopathic tendencies we've observed in him on this forum ?!

Thanks in advance and have a wonderful evening !!!
Geoff

Binghamton, NY

#5 Dec 8, 2012
Hey Michael -

Have you ever thought about volunteering to help improve the gene pool in Norwich? Think of the service you would be performing for future generations.:P
Michael

Elmira, NY

#6 Dec 8, 2012
Well ya know...

As I've mentioned way back when... there are - by request - some litte versions of me running around the planet already... gratis of a specimen cup and a fertility doctor's version of a turkey baster...

:-)

Fortunately none of them are anywhere near the area ( Norwich ) right now... but who knows... maybe when some of them get older they'll find out who the donor was... read an archive of our resident butthead / troll... go over there - take names and kick some *ss...

Ok that probably won't happen...

The thing is that I do get updates ( e.g. I'm "uncle" or "godfather" ) and most are actually quite a lot like me even down to the personality... which means if they do somehow run into an archive of the nonsense here or on the Gannett forums... they'll probably be reading it and rolling in the ailse like I do everytime I see / read on of the moron's posts...

Lol !!!!
Jerry Garcia

Elmira, NY

#7 Dec 9, 2012
Geoff wrote:
Hey Michael -
Have you ever thought about volunteering to help improve the gene pool in Norwich? Think of the service you would be performing for future generations.:P
Just the thought of even doing this makes one want to throw up. Imagine trying to improve the gene pool in Norwich. This would mean having to sleep with these inbreds who populate that podunck worthless town.
Izzy

Endicott, NY

#8 Dec 9, 2012
Michael wrote:
Well ya know...
As I've mentioned way back when... there are - by request - some litte versions of me running around the planet already... gratis of a specimen cup and a fertility doctor's version of a turkey baster...
:-)
Fortunately none of them are anywhere near the area ( Norwich ) right now... but who knows... maybe when some of them get older they'll find out who the donor was... read an archive of our resident butthead / troll... go over there - take names and kick some *ss...
Ok that probably won't happen...
The thing is that I do get updates ( e.g. I'm "uncle" or "godfather" ) and most are actually quite a lot like me even down to the personality... which means if they do somehow run into an archive of the nonsense here or on the Gannett forums... they'll probably be reading it and rolling in the ailse like I do everytime I see / read on of the moron's posts...
Lol !!!!


You are a kook.
Jake

Vestal, NY

#9 Dec 9, 2012
we had royal blood in my family tree a few times, they hung there for three day's.
LOLz

Afton, NY

#10 Dec 9, 2012
Please, don't even entertain the idea of procreating with Kerri (or any of her persona). Please. You would be doing a disservice to mankind.
Jean Claude

Endicott, NY

#11 Dec 10, 2012
We have checked the records and can confirm.

Jean Claude Fournier
Baron Of Moriel
LOLz

Binghamton, NY

#12 Dec 10, 2012
I'm having a hard time figuring out what to make for dinner tonight. Anyone got any suggestions? Something simple....
Michael

Elmira, NY

#13 Dec 10, 2012
Michael wrote:
<quoted text>
So what you're saying is the reason he is so royally scr*wed up is due to genetics...
Interesting...
Btw - would you mind backing your claims up with some genealogical links... maybe include some of the medical records of his ancestors i.e. to show that they too suffered from the same sort of sociopathic tendencies we've observed in him on this forum ?!
Thanks in advance and have a wonderful evening !!!
Jean Claude wrote:
We have checked the records and can confirm.
Jean Claude Fournier
Baron Of Moriel
Thank for verifying this for everyone...

That is something along the lines of what we all suspected... but it's nice having an authority on the Kerri G troll such as yourself validate our conclusions...

Thanks again and have a wonderful day !!!

:-)
LOLz

Binghamton, NY

#14 Dec 10, 2012
Ya know they say the nut doesn't fall far from the tree.... :)
HRS

Endicott, NY

#15 Jan 9, 2013
Kerri G is from the House of Verdun and this has been verified. Norwich is happy to have herl
LOLz

Binghamton, NY

#16 Jan 9, 2013
And I, Hermoine Hortense Snotlocker III, hail from the land of Snotopia where I am regarded as High Royal Priestess of the Boogerites.
Michael

Elmira, NY

#17 Jan 9, 2013
HRS wrote:
Kerri G is from the House of Verdun and this has been verified.
Seeing as a search for Verdun and House turns up a substance abuse and addiction recovery program... that explains a lot about your behavior...

http://verdunhouse.com/

Thanks for sharing !

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