I'll wager a guess that you're 5-11, 180 lbs, brown hair, green eyes and kinda cute.Who wants to hear who i look like? take a guess first.
Let me know how I scored.
#22 Dec 5, 2012
I'll wager a guess that you're 5-11, 180 lbs, brown hair, green eyes and kinda cute.
Let me know how I scored.
#23 Dec 5, 2012
No I am much thinner, I can not handle all the requests right now. Thanks to the Starbux Benefactor who gave a steel card. Please wait for my release.
#24 Dec 5, 2012
No one was talking to you. I was guessing what JAKE looks like hence his quote within my post. Derrr.
You're release from what? The nut house?
Woo a benefactor from starbucks! Overpriced crappy coffee. Enjoy!
#25 Dec 5, 2012
Hold on - his story is losing ( more ) continuity than usual...
He claims he was given the gift card for the coffee shop a couple of weeks ago... and said he eventually went there and discovered that they did not have the type of coffee ( that the chain only sells around Seattle ) he said he was going to get...
Then he supposedly gave birth to twins... which may or may not be underweight... and which may or may not have been breech births i.e. evidently they couldn't tell the difference between the kids' heads and feet ( lol )... and did it in a 150 year old tub... with a photographer present that told him he was the most photogenic woman he had ever seen...
But hold on...
If he went to the coffee shop and was arrested as he now claims... then there would have been a doctor present and they would know what direction the kids came out... there would not have been a 150 year old tub... or a photographer... and hey - since when do prisons let the prisoners spend their days on social networking sites / online forums ?!
Even if he changes the story to visiting the coffee shop after the birth... remember that he said he had an illegal alien caring for the babies i.e. the sister of the guy he says he is married to that is also an illegal alien AND in jail... which means a quick check by the authorities - which would be done since he has been arrested for a crime - would have turned up those facts... and the kids would now be in the custody of the authorities...
Etc. etc. etc....
So come on Mr. Troll... your stories are entertaining at times... but you really have to keep your timelines / various scenarios congruent with each other...
#26 Dec 5, 2012
The word "release" does not always apply to jail.
Michael is a moron, but we already knew that.
I see nothing about "arrests" in a coffee shop in any other posts.
Michael, your not a doctor OBY or otherwise.
You will never give birth.
Geisha Coffee is sold in over 80 Starbucks, but not here.
A immigration detention center is not a jail and at no time was my husband under arrest. It was a just a snafu.
You are jealous and hate women, elderly with Alzheimer's, immigrants people with good education, accomplishments and resumes.
Why don't you go attend to your own business and stay out f mine?
You will never give birth.
#27 Dec 5, 2012
You will never give birth either... except maybe in your dreams.
People who recently gave birth tend to spend more time with their newborns (as they require almost constant attention) than they do on the internet. You of all people should know that since you supposedly gave birth to twins.
According to their website in the year 2011 Starbucks had 10,000+ stores in the USA. A whopping 80 have the kind of coffee you're looking for? They're probably all located in Seattle as Michael said.
Too bad you're too dumb to realize that every time you open your mouth you make a fool of yourself.
#28 Dec 5, 2012
I have a nanny and you don't
I have a Steel Starbucks card and you don't
I have thousands of followers who wait my latest "release"
#29 Dec 5, 2012
So according to your own posts...
When you supposedly gave birth it was not in a hospital... because among other things you said you didn't know if they were born breech or not... didn't know if they were underweight or not... and their births were not recorded...
So you aren't getting released from the hospital... but what we do see if the following post from you:
That means what we know from your own story line is that you had a stolen Starbucks card and tried to use it... and after trying to use it - you're now waiting for your release... and the only place a person would be getting released from for having / using stolen goods is prison...
Also and again...
Whether you present that scenario as happening before or after you gave birth... it pokes numerous holes in your storyline... and that's no one's fault but your own...
Have a nice day !!!:-)
#30 Dec 5, 2012
I just figured "steel" card was your version of a card that someone had stole i.e. steal for you... especially since we see your constant use of things like "born" instead of bore... and your instead of you're... and etc....
But you're saying your story is that someone gave you a gift card for $450... and they gave it to you a couple weeks ago...
Even though the card IS NOT AVAILABLE YET... and first release is today and then only to Starbucks members... with regular release on Friday...
Well there goes that story of yours... the entire routine about a free gift card... and the type of card it supposedly was... and you using it at Starbucks... and so forth...
#31 Dec 5, 2012
You never heard of a news release. The first post indicates that I plan to screws my followers. The subsequent post that you refer to indicates that a news release will be coming.
My kids are examined by professionals. They will determine the facts you like to guess at. Quit being a birther and get out of my business.
I have a Starbucks Steel Card.
#32 Dec 5, 2012
I see your subconcious has tripped you up again... lol !!!
The only way you would have been able to get one of those in the timeline you presented i.e. weeks before it's release today / this afternoon is:
- your alleged benefactor has perfected time travel... went forward in time and bought a card... or was from the future and bought the card and traveled back in time to give it to you...
- it's a fake in which case when you tried to use it as you have claimed you did... the coffee shop would have called the police and you would have been arrested for attempted theft / fraud...
So which one is it ?!
#33 Dec 5, 2012
I have a college degree and you don't.
I have actual (REAL LIVE) kids and husband and you don't.
I have a job and you don't.
I have a bank account and you don't.
I have a car (and a truck) and you don't.
I have my own home and you don't.
I have a coffee maker and enough money to buy all the coffee I desire and you don't.
I can afford a babysitter and you can't.
I can play this game all day.
#34 Dec 5, 2012
And what did you do for anyone but your self?
#35 Dec 5, 2012
Well, I am raising two foster kids. I donate time and money to worthy causes. I feed stray animals. Provide good used clothing to those in need.
What are you doing other than trying to help yourself? You beg for money, for yourself. You beg for sponsors, for yourself. You sit here and proclaim you've got followers - bit of a God complex going on, ya think? You're going to sue a store because YOU fell down. That only benefits YOU.
You sit here all self righteous and tell people to give give give, Kerri, but all you do is take take take. And even when people give to you it's still not enough because you continue to come here and beg.
Queen Turd of Shit-hill is all you are. Sitting here day after day spouting off at the mouth.
Get a job, get a life and while your at it, go play house with your imaginary babies. You should be bonding with them right now instead of sitting here posting all day. Loser.
#36 Dec 11, 2012
Message from Kerri. Interactive Q and A. 9PM EST Tonight Tuesday On This Thread.
#37 Dec 11, 2012
Please be respectful
#38 Dec 11, 2012
It is with deep regret that I will be withdrawing from all public activity to be with family. My energy is limited and my focus will be on the care of my children. I wish my thousands of supporters and followers the best.
#39 Dec 11, 2012
I can't wait to hear the answers from a individual with an intellectual disability.
#40 Dec 11, 2012
Press Conference Follows at 9PM EST
#41 Dec 11, 2012
your not going to try and sue anybody and be a moocher?
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