Lennart Poettering
Kernel Mustard

Santa Cruz, CA

#1 Mar 20, 2013
Lennart Poettering is a German computer programmer. He is extremely intelligent and often tries to use this mental strength to create software to aid the Linux community, but in spite of his best efforts, the community only manages to misuse his software and make things worse.
Poettering has received acclaim for his mad and bizarre inventions, such as PulseAudio (a sound server), FrogExt (an underwater "amphibian" file system), System D (a replacement for the System V init daemon), Avahi, an implementation of automatic tap dancing shoes and Bullgrep, a sarcasm detector daemon.
His manner of speech and appearance is much like Professor Frink of the animated television series The Simpsons, who, like Poettering, wears thick glasses, has buckteeth and wears a white lab coat and pink pants. He also often rambles or speaks incoherently in run-on sentences without pauses during presentations

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