Medical advise from Dr Thompson

[Beaver Brownlee]

Doc I had an accident similar to "1 guy 1 cup" video. Any suggestions?

[Dr Thompson]

If it's your wife's favorite tea glass definitely don't call here in the room.

[Beaver Brownlee]

Thanks Doc.

[Dr Thompson]

My pleasure.

[Mo_Girl]

Isn't advise spelled advice?! Perhaps you need more help than the good Dr. could possibly provide you with.

[Dr Thompson]

Hey, if you had the 'cup' problem, proper spelling would be the least of your worries.

[Northwest]

Dr. Thompson,
Are you Dave Thompson?

[Dr Thompson]

Who the hell is Dave Thompson?

[Boots]

Hey Dr Thompson, you have a serious hardon for Officer Panning so what cha plan on doing to relieve yourself? ROFLMFAO!

[Dr Thompson]

I really wish you wouldn't proposition me like that.

[Boots]

W/e your stupid you got issues

[Dr Thompson]

Obviously one must be of superior intellect to incorporate the word 'hardon' into a sentence.

[Pitcher]

Doc' I'm tryin' to hook up with another dude on topix. I think he's a little shy about the "cup" experience. I can understand as I too was a little uncertain at first. Is there anything you could suggest to help him relax and enjoy? Many Thanks for all your help too.

[Dr Thompson]

Just go slow and be gentle. Don't be afraid of a little dirty talk. I'm sure Boots has much more experience in the field than myself so maybe he'd be willing to be of ass istance. What say, Bootsy?

[Boots]

mmmmmmmm dirty talk.... seems to be something youd like a lil too much. im sure that i do have more experience than you can handle. dream on baby dream on.

[Dr Thompson]

How's that whole std problem working out for you?

[Pitcher]

I've got protection and I like experience, I can fast pitch too if that's what you'd like. See ya in my dreams Boots. Luv Ya, Pitcher

[Boots]

std problem?! hmmm! can't say that i have any std's for the simple fact i have never had sex! try again. sweet dreams then Pitcher.

[Dr Thompson]

What's all this have to do with John Panning being a cool tool?

[numan297]

Dr Thompson wrote:

What's all this have to do with John Panning being a cool tool?

what do you have against mr.panning? or the panning family for that matter?