Mallard interviews Dockery (part one)

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“The undiscovered country... ”

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#1 May 26, 2012
Me & Brian Mallard are the Frost/Nixon of rock-n-roll:



"Minstrels on the Block" with Brian Mallard. Special guest Will Dockery. Created and produced by Rusty Wood for EATV 7.
Rolf

Columbus, GA

#2 May 26, 2012
Shameless self promotion azzhole

“The undiscovered country... ”

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#3 May 26, 2012
Rolf wrote:
azzhole
Your admission to being an a***hole is noted, A***hole.

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http://youtu.be/QO1yy2oA3_8
Heading out to Fort Mitchell, Alabama to see my old friend & songwriting partner Brian Mallard do his show... lots of old friends onstage with him tonight as well, come join us! Here I am with Brian on Channel 7 Cable TV of East Alabama (CTVEA), Brian's interview show.
Rolf

Columbus, GA

#5 May 26, 2012
Hey old man, do you know how to TWEET.
Topix is not TWEETING.
TWEET what you are doing so your *ahem* "Followers" can keep up with you.

NEWFLASH for WILL DOCKERY---TOPIX is not for TWEETING

“The undiscovered country... ”

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#6 May 26, 2012
Rolf wrote:
Hey old man, do you know how to TWEET.
Topix is not TWEETING.
TWEET what you are doing so your *ahem* "Followers" can keep up with you.
NEWFLASH for WILL DOCKERY---TOPIX is not for TWEETING
Hey, young fellow... get a clue.

Topix.com is open for any unmoderated *topic* a poster wants to post... get it?

HTH & HAND.

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Will Dockery conversing with Brian Mallard on his Phenix City Cable TV show:

http://youtu.be/QO1yy2oA3_8
Rolf

Columbus, GA

#7 May 26, 2012
Will Dockery wrote:
<quoted text>
Tweet, you are not news.

“The undiscovered country... ”

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#8 May 26, 2012
Rolf wrote:
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Tweet, you are not news.
And you think in some way you are, Ralf?

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Brian Mallard & me conversing on his Phenix City Cable TV show (Channel 7 for those of y'all on the Phenix City side of the river with cable).
http://youtu.be/QO1yy2oA3_8
Truth

Columbus, GA

#10 May 27, 2012
You are one weird person, Will

Since: Mar 12

Atlanta, GA

#12 May 27, 2012
WTF was that Will Dockery? Half the time I think you gotta be kiddin around but that sad part is, you're not.

Since: May 12

Shadowville

#13 May 27, 2012
An absolute embarrassment to Shadowville. Unfortunately people, Will Dockery is our local "Otis Campbell" of Shadowville.

“The undiscovered country... ”

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#15 May 27, 2012
Hank wrote:
he will no doubt believe that we are all the same person
No "Hank"... there's at least two of you... heh.

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Gone Too Far / Will Dockery Project:
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_115...

“The undiscovered country... ”

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#16 May 27, 2012
Basically wrote:
You said "basically" about two hundred times. You talk about the 1960's as if you were a college age hippie then. You were in Juniour High in the late seventies. You tried to sound like a hipster but you were trying too hard. Like a kid explaining something before the class for a grade and you hadn't studied. Your ad libs were lame. When you tried to play it off like you knew what you were talking about the interview instantly became boring. The camera shots of you choking on your fat and tounge were funny. Your walrus moustache growing into your mouth made you look like WILFRED BRIMMEL on the reverse mortgage commercial. You are all 300 pounds and a Smiley belly. You best go back to the cigs if you can't can't resist the honey buns. You need a TRUSS. Maybe your MEDICAID can get that to hold you before your free SCOOTER CHAIR arrives. Go to Burger King and get a paper kid's KING HAT and riding in your SCOOTER CHAIR around UPTOWN you can look regal as the THE KING OF SHADOWVILLE. Instead of guess who is coming out of doors at NICKLESON TERRACE you can have the real answer, YOU. Maybe you can swagger into a cot at the old downtown "Y" or THE RALSTON TOWERS. Your interview discussions of the lack of VISIONS or DREAMS you don't have and the discussion of the stereotype cincy Jew SOMETHING GOOD BONUS is in line with and just like all of your troll nazi comments from the past months. You just couldn't resist discussing Jews now could you. Overall your interview was far better than that atheist NUT archeaologist posted by the same interviewer. That guy looks rough. Looks like not only has he forgotten who THE LORD is but THE LORD has forgotten who he is too. I guess that is why he cries out for THE CANDY MAN. The dude looks rough. Almost like a Jim Henson DARK CRYSTAL film character creation. But back to you. The shirt you wore looked like an oil rag. The sunglasses were FOUND women's sunglasses you must of lucked up on during your wanderings. Those jeans, what are they a size 52 waist. The interview sounded like you needed some oxygen. Jot down some notes as cues for discussion and talk more lively and faster. You babble like a generic OZZIE. Articulate. Choking on that ham toungue PAPA CASS no one can understand you. And the Braveheart comments were historically inaccurate. Your family are from sub saharan africa. You are a MELUNGEON. Or maybe a QUADROON. You can't deny that hair RANDOLPH PASCAL BEVERLY. Hope you liked the critique and I'll be singing this Monday night with my band-"BOB DYLAN SUCKS" around 8:00 at DEL's. See you there!
Wow, you didn't miss a *second* of the interview did you, my anonymous, obsessed and pathetic little groupie?

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Gone Too Far / Will Dockery Project:
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_115...

Since: May 12

Shadowville

#17 May 27, 2012
Will Dockery wrote:
<quoted text>
No "Hank"... there's at least two of you... heh.
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Gone Too Far / Will Dockery Project:
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_115...
There are many citizens of Shadowville, I going to keep my eye on you, suspicious one.

“The undiscovered country... ”

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#18 May 27, 2012
Sheriff Of Shadowville wrote:
<quoted text>
There are many citizens of Shadowville, I going to keep my eye on you, suspicious one.
Likewise, oh Lone Stranger...

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Gone Too Far / Will Dockery Project:
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_115...

Since: May 12

Shadowville

#20 May 27, 2012
WilI Dockery wrote:
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I am the good Will Dockery, arrest that other guy.
Nice haircut, LOL

“The undiscovered country... ”

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#21 May 27, 2012
WilI Dockery wrote:
<quoted text>
I am the good Will Dockery, arrest that other guy.
Wow... I've been cloned!

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Gone Too Far / Will Dockery Project:
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_115...

Since: May 12

Shadowville

#22 May 27, 2012
Will Dockery wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow... I've been cloned!
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Gone Too Far / Will Dockery Project:
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_115...
You want to press charges?

“The undiscovered country... ”

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#23 May 27, 2012
Sheriff Of Shadowville wrote:
<quoted text>
You want to press charges?
To whom?

“The undiscovered country... ”

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#24 May 27, 2012
Truth wrote:
You are one weird person, Will
Ah, so there's the person posting as "Truth" from Rome, Georgia, then there's you, "Hank", or whatever name you're hiding behind today?

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Gone Too Far / Will Dockery Project:
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_115...

“The undiscovered country... ”

Since: Dec 08

Columbus, GA

#25 May 27, 2012
[QUOTE who="Hank/Truth"] <quoted text>
If your singing is as spot on as your commentary, you'll be star someday.
Can I get an amen?[/QUOTE]

Indeed, thank to all for watching so closely & for the detailed critiques...

Part two will be coming soon!

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Gone Too Far / Will Dockery Project:
http://www.reverbnation.com/play_now/song_115...

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