Need a way to break up my ex and her new guy

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Chris

Los Angeles, CA

#1 Nov 20, 2012
So long story short my ex started to date this new guy after we've been broken up for a few months, but I'm trying to get her back. I have a few idea on how to ruin in between them and need some advice.

I was thinking of having a female friend call my ex and yell at her asking why her number is in her boyfriends phone, to stay away, etc. This would be the easiest way for sure.

The other option is to have a friend of mine, who knows and works with her new boyfriend get his phone somehow and text my ex's best friend asking her if they wanted to hookup, and to keep it a secret, etc....

I was thinking of planting 1 or 2 used condoms around her house for her to find.

Any other things I can do?
anonymous california

Hillsboro, OH

#2 Nov 20, 2012
Chris wrote:
So long story short my ex started to date this new guy after we've been broken up for a few months, but I'm trying to get her back. I have a few idea on how to ruin in between them and need some advice.
I was thinking of having a female friend call my ex and yell at her asking why her number is in her boyfriends phone, to stay away, etc. This would be the easiest way for sure.
The other option is to have a friend of mine, who knows and works with her new boyfriend get his phone somehow and text my ex's best friend asking her if they wanted to hookup, and to keep it a secret, etc....
I was thinking of planting 1 or 2 used condoms around her house for her to find.
Any other things I can do?
This might sound a tad bit old fashioned in this day and time but you may want to try telling her you're sorry and life isn't the same without her.

But if you really don't mean it, let her go. If you truly loved her, why would you want to make her life miserable through underhanded schemes based on the selfish motivation of getting her back?
Gordon

Slough, UK

#3 Nov 22, 2012
Back when I lived in LA I payed a shady private detective to gather all the info he could on my ex's new guy. I used every bit of it in every way I knew how. I won't go into specifics because most of it was highly illegal, but needless to say I got her back within a week. If you pull some strings and can get access to his cell phone to clone it or somehow access his email and Facebook you can do wonders.
cuntfacedasshole

Wellsboro, PA

#4 Nov 22, 2012
Gordy is right about what you must do to get you woman back. I recommend tossing "barely legal" gay porn mags with his name and address printed on it. There are plenty of tricks using packaging tape to lift a freshly printed address from a piece of paper and place it on the empty address spot on a mag, or just use scissors and glue a faux address label on it. She won't want a gay guy let alone a pedo unless she has low self-esteem.
cuntfacedasshole

Wellsboro, PA

#5 Nov 22, 2012
Just don't go the route OJ Simpson did, unless you can hire good lawyers.

“We're not all wierdos”

Since: May 12

London

#6 Nov 23, 2012
Hire a pregnant actress to come round your ex's boyfriends when your ex is there,claiming the baby is his.
WeirdScience

Los Angeles, CA

#7 Nov 23, 2012
my ex's new BF got into an accident and had to use her second car until his was fixed. Knowing this little tid bit of info I managed to hide a few emptied beer cans under his seat and sent a tip to friend of mine who is the the local PD. He got arrested, charged with having an open container and the car impounded. She was pissed to all hell. It only got better for me when I offered to pay to get her car out. She thanked me over and over. It turned out well :)
ragingfucktard

Wellsboro, PA

#8 Nov 24, 2012
WeirdScience wrote:
my ex's new BF got into an accident and had to use her second car until his was fixed. Knowing this little tid bit of info I managed to hide a few emptied beer cans under his seat and sent a tip to friend of mine who is the the local PD. He got arrested, charged with having an open container and the car impounded. She was pissed to all hell. It only got better for me when I offered to pay to get her car out. She thanked me over and over. It turned out well :)
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