I'm going to Church this Sunday. Please join me in prayer for .....

[Amy]

I'm going to Church this Sunday.
Please join me in prayer for .......... that f***ing black @ssed W.H. klutz to develop a brain.

[curious]

Why not pray for the voters instead?

[Amy]

The voters were duped by the Gaboon. Pray for the Gaboon so that he sees the light and stops his F***ing Bullsh*t. The Gaboon is the root core of the problem. The Gaboon is a Harvard Graduate. The pro Obama voters are mostly sheep.

[Mia]

Hey Curious .................... you're a sheep, aren't you.

[Amy]

The brain dead Gaboon was out there on TV today, telling more f***ing bullsh*t lies and babbling away. The stench was unbearable, cough, cough,gag. .................... we must pray harder ......much harder.

[Ina]

Father Sacremento, our prayers aren't working. What must be done?

Ah ha, He must be Exorcised. I will see to it Monday.

[The old Eunuch]

Father Sacremento, should I bring the volt meter?

Yes, and the extension cord too.

[Father Sacremento]

Good Morning Obama. May I call you Bo?

Yes.

Your body wants the evil Devil within thee to be expurgiated. Are you ready to be exorcised?

Yes.

We will use the 5 step approach.

Step 1.
Take off all your clothes.

Step 2.
Eunuch, my assistant, will now handcuff you to the ceiling.

Step 3.
Eunuch will insert 2 electric wires into your caboose hole.

Step 4.
The juice will be tunned on for a milisecond at a time until you stiffen up.

Step 5.
The voltage will be turned up until the sticky Devil comes squirting out of your hooha .......... quiet .... I think I hear him comming now .......... gurgle ......gurgle, gurgle .....gurgle, gurgle, gurgle ...sprooootch .....>...>...> .... plotz.

The exorcism is now complete, say Amen.

Amen

That will be $950 dollars. Electricity isn't cheap, you know.

[Amy]

OMG, did you see what they did!!!! They put electrical into his exhaust port. I wonder if he'll have diarrhea as a side effect?

[Amy]

No way, people say you've always got sh*t under your finger nails from fingering your caboose hole.

[Mia]

Amy. people say he picks his nose after he fingers his cabosse hole.