Nut Cracker Christmas Presents
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#1 Nov 13, 2012
Hi everyone, I'm looking for some of those nut cracker Christmas presents that are sometimes sold in those novelty stores. You know, the ones in the shape of Obama's head, where you put the nut between his jaws and whack him over the head with the raw-hide hammer. Let me know if you run across any.
#2 Nov 14, 2012
Obama is no knuckle dragger, he has very short arms.
His arms are so short that he has a problem reaching down and unzipping his pants when standing at the urinal. Therefor, he has hired Gary Coleman to follow him around to ....... unzip him, reach in and grab it, pull it out, aim it.......... Gary is reported to be ecstatic about his government job.
WWhen asked to comment on his Government job, Gary responded "Ah is one lucky f***in lil Dwarf. God bless America an deh U.S.A.
#3 Nov 18, 2012
Talk about job creation. This takes the cake. Bwaaaaaaa
#4 Nov 20, 2012
It's probably the only job Obambo has created in 4 years.
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