HA! You are so scrawny and over grown that you look silly in a loin cloth. If you don't want everyone laughing at you, put your pants back on. We all would be so grateful!<quoted text>
I'm not putting my pants back on until Saint Swithen's Day, if then, and you can't make me.
You're just chagrined because I look so much better in my loin-cloth than you do in a sarong, even with flippers.
I don't wear sarongs, or flippers. I wear overalls, and combat boots!