“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97488 Jun 23, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
I invented the number 'five'.
Oooo, how very nice, dear!
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

#97489 Jun 23, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Well....just what is the problem that needs to be straightened out? Hmmmm?
Don't pay any attention to the Cooties, Dearest.
They seem to think that I cheated them out of a bunch of retainer fees.
That's preposterous!
I came by them retainer fees fair & square, thanks to the fine print.
Them Cooties are a bunch of potential trouble-makers, Darling, and real whine-y, have you noticed?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#97490 Jun 23, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>So, by that kind of thought, you think RED fire engines are brown!
NO! Everybody knows fire engines are RED, but not like my hair which is BROWN.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#97491 Jun 23, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Just whaddya mean, Frmr? Hmmmm? Explain!
Well, ah, hmmm, I plead the 5th on the advice of my attorney Mr. Chix.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#97492 Jun 23, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
I invented the number 'five'.
YOu did NOT invent the number 5. You fib chicken!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97493 Jun 23, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Don't pay any attention to the Cooties, Dearest.
They seem to think that I cheated them out of a bunch of retainer fees.
That's preposterous!
I came by them retainer fees fair & square, thanks to the fine print.
Them Cooties are a bunch of potential trouble-makers, Darling, and real whine-y, have you noticed?
Well, Dear. I don't think they really understand the fine print (even tho they wrote it)when it applies to your representing yourself or me. Tell them is complex legal terms what their contracts mean and I am sure they will understand. OK?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97494 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! Everybody knows fire engines are RED, but not like my hair which is BROWN.
Your hair and fire engines are the SAME COLOR, Frmr! RED!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97495 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well, ah, hmmm, I plead the 5th on the advice of my attorney Mr. Chix.
(groan)

What are you up to now? Hmmmm?
Cooties

Rio Rancho, NM

#97496 Jun 23, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Well, Dear. I don't think they really understand the fine print (even tho they wrote it)when it applies to your representing yourself or me. Tell them is complex legal terms what their contracts mean and I am sure they will understand. OK?
We don't care to 'understand' anything that we realize is a bad deal, and either we get our retainer fees back, or all 342,000 of us will take to the streets of the Kingdom, and riot vigorously, until our demands are met, and we get our money back.
Chix wouldn't want THAT, now, would he?
You know he wouldn't.
Bad publicity.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97497 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>It may have been a good afternoon, but unfortunately Katia is not in her Penthouse at the Waldorf Hysteria. Taco was peeking through the bottom of the door and now he has begun his vigil to see when Katia gets home. HELP! It is going to be a long night with that Chihuahua.
Be brave! Take control! Show Taco who's boss!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97498 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Kootzia had nothing to do with Fryem's brother being gay, he was born that way. Fryem has a difficult time accepting that his brother prefers to dress like Kootzia.
Judge Fryem's brother started dressing like Kootzia so Kootzia would stop chasing after him!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97499 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I never said Herdez was hot, I said it had a kick to it.
What are you talking about Topix? Oh my bad! I used that obscene word, K**K, which should be banned from everyone's vocabulary. Children must now find another word when they K**K the ball, or I am going to K**K you. Oh my! I am sure to be dam*ed to Hell now.
Well, the word posted, so, maybe they looked as to how it was used?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97500 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>That was then, but Hello Kitty took the Heavyweight Championship in 2013. 666-0-0 with 666 knockouts. Fryem doesn't stand a chance.
Everybody knows a scrawny little girl can't compete with a men's heavyweight champion!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97501 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Bruce may be a lumberjack, but he loves to borrow Kootzia's Hello Kitty tube tops all the time. Ooops, I mean Beth is a lumberjack.
Would that make Beth a lumberjane?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97502 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You tell that Chihuahua NO! Let's see what look you get!
I would probably get nothing worse than a very dirty look! I can deal with that.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97503 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! HK could still take Fryem down!
I truly doubt that, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97504 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! I am fed up with simple words being thought of as obscene by sick minds.
It does not mean scathingly hot, just because I don't want my mouth to be on fire doesn't mean I don't eat hot spicy foods.
Your idea of "hot" is that itt has been heated up in the oven or on the stove.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97505 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Kootzia wasn't interested in Bru...Beth, just as a friend. Piglet was Kootzia's type, pink, round and sometimes charming.
Not so, Frmr! Kootzia was constantly after Bruce until he turned into Beth to get rid of her.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97506 Jun 24, 2013
Cooties wrote:
<quoted text>
(taken a-back)
Is that, by any chance, Mrs. Chix, something along the line of a veiled threat?
Just because you & the mister are bigger than us doesn't mean you're SMARTER than us, which you're not.
Hey, if we want to do something, we're gonna do it, so don't try to stand in our way, Mrs. Chix, or we'll sue you, and hire Chix, that fine legal mind, as our attorney.
I ain't scared.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#97507 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>YES it is! I will not have to argue with Taco tonight. I am afraid of Taco, he has been taking Karate lessons, and now has a black belt in Karate chops, and (this is for you Topix) KEEKS! Happy?
I wonder if keeks are related to leeks?

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