“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93986 May 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You are so mean and inconsiderate Mrs. Chix. You should fatten up that scrawny chicken you are married too.
Me mean and inconsiderate? Just how do you figure that, Frmr? Because I won't let you get near Chix with your BBQ tongs and fork?

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#93987 May 4, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>What? What secrets? Hmmm?
If I tole you then they wouldn't be secrets anymore. No can do Mrs. Chix. You are not going to trick me into my telling you what my secrets are.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#93988 May 4, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Me mean and inconsiderate? Just how do you figure that, Frmr? Because I won't let you get near Chix with your BBQ tongs and fork?
If you were truly my friend then you wouldn't stand in my way of grilling myself a chicken for dinner. It makes no difference that you are married to him, he is still a chicken.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93989 May 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>If I tole you then they wouldn't be secrets anymore. No can do Mrs. Chix. You are not going to trick me into my telling you what my secrets are.
How did secrets even get into this conversation? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93990 May 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>If you were truly my friend then you wouldn't stand in my way of grilling myself a chicken for dinner. It makes no difference that you are married to him, he is still a chicken.
You don't even have an ice cube's chance in He** of that, Frmr!

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#93991 May 4, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>How did secrets even get into this conversation? Hmmm?
Well you brought the secrets into the conversation. You wanted to know what my secrets are. I, of course can't tell you or they wouldn't be secrets any longer.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93992 May 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well you brought the secrets into the conversation. You wanted to know what my secrets are. I, of course can't tell you or they wouldn't be secrets any longer.
Well, you're no fun at all, Frmr!

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#93993 May 4, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>OoooK, Dr Lector!
I am not Hannibal the Cannibal.

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#93994 May 4, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Well, you're no fun at all, Frmr!
Neither are you! You won't let me have that chicken as dinner. I just don't understand why though.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93995 May 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am not Hannibal the Cannibal.
You're close enough!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#93996 May 4, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Neither are you! You won't let me have that chicken as dinner. I just don't understand why though.
Because you are talking about my husband, Frmr! That's why!

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#93997 May 4, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>You're close enough!
WHy do you say that? Is it because I want to grill that chicken?

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#93998 May 4, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>You don't even have an ice cube's chance in He** of that, Frmr!
So I guess with that answer it means that you will always foil my plans to grill Chix, eh?

“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#93999 May 4, 2013
Good Nite Mrs. Chix. I plan on sleeping in tomorrow since I don't have to be up at 4:30 AM, posting away, you know!!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#94000 May 5, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>The world needs to be protected from that bad chicken!
Oh? And why is that, Frmr? Hmmmm? Do tell!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#94001 May 5, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why is it hooey? Is it because I will never wave the white flag of surrender?
Because all you ever say is hooey, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#94002 May 5, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I do not have a fat head, or pudgy hands. Chix on the other hand has a fat head due to an over inflated ego, and he has sticky claws!
You do too have a fat head and pudgy hands, Frmr. What you accuse Chix of is really what you are!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#94003 May 5, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am not accusing Chix of anything, I am merely stating a fact.
Your facts and THE facts are two different things, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#94004 May 5, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Only in your opinion Mrs. Chix, but your opinion doesn't count, only mine does.
No one ever listens to your opinion, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#94005 May 5, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, I figure that my heart-felt entreaty was at least worth a shot, Darling, but it's obvious that Frmr, that little centipede, has no feelings aside from greed & hunger, and cannot be rationally dealt with in a civilized fashion, so short of declaring all-out war on Frmr, there's not much I can do except set a bunch of traps, all-around the Palace, and hope to catch her as she's creeping.
Once we've got her, we'll truss her up and put her in the Tower, until further notice, with no cheese to eat, and only tap water to drink, and wash her face with.
After a few weeks, she's (Frmr) sure to holler, "Mammy!"
Oh, what a lovely thought, Dear!

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