(rolling eyes)<quoted text>
Thanks to you, Darling, prying me out of Frmr's mail box, I received a reprieve, and a brand-new lease on life.
From the grit of that mail box I emerged, very like a Phoenix, and began my New Life of Good Will and Good Works selfless-ly dedicating myself to Humanity.
I just cannot understand why Humanity is less than enthusiastic.
Perhaps I should consider lowering my rates.
That might be a good start, Dear.