“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#90059 Mar 10, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(tactfully)
As I said, Dear, I've had as many wives as you've had husbands.
That should make things perfectly clear.
Soo, I am the ONLY wife you have ever had? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#90060 Mar 10, 2013
Piglet Von Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Mom!
That's wonderful news!
Say, do you think that I could maybe bring the duckies home with me at night, to the tree-house, to keep me company while my adorable-but-absent wife, Kootzia, is on the road, in her quest to become Bingo Queen?
They'd (duckies) be somebody to watch t.v. with, and maybe share some Yoo Hoo.
P.S.
I wouldn't require all that many duckies; 3 or 4 hundred would do me just fine.
Thanks, Mom!
Sure, Baby, Frmr and I will get you the duckies.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#90061 Mar 10, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>You are the only husband I have ever had, Dear.
That part is settled at least.
Good to know, Dearest.
Piglet Von Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#90062 Mar 10, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Sure, Baby, Frmr and I will get you the duckies.
Mom!
Oinky!

You can throw them duckies right in to the Hummer and motor on over here right away, and bring some sandwiches, and a lot of Yoo Hoo.
I rented "Gone With The Wind" (again), and let's all (you, me & duckies) settle-in and watch Rhett & Scarlett fall in love.
It reminds me so much of you & Dad!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#90063 Mar 10, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
That part is settled at least.
Good to know, Dearest.
'Fess up, Dear.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#90064 Mar 10, 2013
Piglet Von Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Mom!
Oinky!
You can throw them duckies right in to the Hummer and motor on over here right away, and bring some sandwiches, and a lot of Yoo Hoo.
I rented "Gone With The Wind" (again), and let's all (you, me & duckies) settle-in and watch Rhett & Scarlett fall in love.
It reminds me so much of you & Dad!
I will be right over to the tree house with duckies and sandwiches and Yoo Yoo! Would you like me to tickle your chin tonight?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#90065 Mar 10, 2013
Good evening! It was a fine day and I hate DST. F and K, I hope you had a very good day!
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#90066 Mar 10, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text> 'Fess up, Dear.
(whistling loudly, off-key)

Dee dee dee, la la, umm umm umm umm umm,
What's that, Dear?
I can't really hear you, on account of all this music.
Ask me later.
Much later.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#90067 Mar 10, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(whistling loudly, off-key)
Dee dee dee, la la, umm umm umm umm umm,
What's that, Dear?
I can't really hear you, on account of all this music.
Ask me later.
Much later.
I said:'FESS UP, DEAR!
Piglet Von Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#90068 Mar 10, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I will be right over to the tree house with duckies and sandwiches and Yoo Yoo! Would you like me to tickle your chin tonight?
(leaping joyfully up & down, and spinning around delightedly)

Mom!
Double, no, triple oinky!
Bring the duckies, the sandwiches, & the Yoo Hoo right-over to the tree-house, quick, and we'll all snuggle-in.
I'd like it awfully if you'd set me on your lap, and tickle my round, pink belly, while we all watch "Gone With The Wind", on t.v.
Hurry, Mom, hurry.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#90069 Mar 10, 2013
Piglet Von Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(leaping joyfully up & down, and spinning around delightedly)
Mom!
Double, no, triple oinky!
Bring the duckies, the sandwiches, & the Yoo Hoo right-over to the tree-house, quick, and we'll all snuggle-in.
I'd like it awfully if you'd set me on your lap, and tickle my round, pink belly, while we all watch "Gone With The Wind", on t.v.
Hurry, Mom, hurry.
I am right outside the tree house with EVERYTHING! I would love to have you on my lap and tickle your round, pinkest pink belly!
Love you!
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#90070 Mar 10, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I said:'FESS UP, DEAR!
Gosh, look at the time!
I have an important appointment, over to the Black Market, with Chewie, to discuss the sale of some nails, and I just plain gotta run for now.
We'll discuss this at a much more opportune time, like next week, maybe, or next month, or perhaps next year, but don't you worry, Darling, everything will be fine, eventually.
Be sure to have some Patron waiting for me, when I get home, all righty?
Love you!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#90071 Mar 10, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(whistling loudly, off-key)
Dee dee dee, la la, umm umm umm umm umm,
What's that, Dear?
I can't really hear you, on account of all this music.
Ask me later.
Much later.
Better speak up chicken, or Mrs. Chix will ring your neck. Of course she didn't quite tell the truth, either!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#90072 Mar 10, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I said:'FESS UP, DEAR!
Speaking of "fessing up", maybe you should tell that chicken the truth about what happen to your husbands, and how well insured they were.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#90073 Mar 10, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Gosh, look at the time!
I have an important appointment, over to the Black Market, with Chewie, to discuss the sale of some nails, and I just plain gotta run for now.
We'll discuss this at a much more opportune time, like next week, maybe, or next month, or perhaps next year, but don't you worry, Darling, everything will be fine, eventually.
Be sure to have some Patron waiting for me, when I get home, all righty?
Love you!
No Patron till you give me a straight answer!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#90074 Mar 10, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Better speak up chicken, or Mrs. Chix will ring your neck. Of course she didn't quite tell the truth, either!
Oh? And what truth was omitted? Hmmm? Explain!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#90075 Mar 10, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Speaking of "fessing up", maybe you should tell that chicken the truth about what happen to your husbands, and how well insured they were.
WHAT husbands, Frmr?! Chix is my only husband!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#90076 Mar 10, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oh? And what truth was omitted? Hmmm? Explain!
Ah, the one about your other husbands.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#90077 Mar 10, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Speaking of "fessing up", maybe you should tell that chicken the truth about what happen to your husbands, and how well insured they were.
See here, Frmr, if my wife chooses to claim that she was a "maiden" when we married, let her.
In any case, if there ever were any other husbands, they're probably at the bottom of the Sea Of Cortez now.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#90078 Mar 10, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>No Patron till you give me a straight answer!
A "straight answer" about what, Dearest?
Say, any word from the Cooties, or Viking Kittens?

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