“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87994 Feb 12, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well money does talk chicken!$666,666,111.61. Mrs. Chix's fluffy towels, and access to the Locked Room.
That is asking too much, Frmr!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87995 Feb 12, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
NOT the Locked Room, Frmr!
Anything but that!
With the Locked Room un-locked, Mrs. Chix & I have nowhere to flee, when you're in one of your "hatchet-happy" moods.
What about a new vinyl wrap-around deck, on your Hollow, with steps & a porch-swing?
Good counter, Dear!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87996 Feb 12, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix has nothing to worry about when I am in my "hatchet-happy" mood. If I get a porch-swing, can I have a picture of Birmingham too?
are you sayink that Chix has to worry?
Birmingham? Who or what is that? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#87997 Feb 12, 2013
Good afternoon! The nice weather has returned! F and K, I hope you have a very good day!
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#87998 Feb 12, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Murder?! Who said anything about murder?!
Well, face it, Darling, doesn't the word "murder" come to mind, when you think of Frmr?
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#87999 Feb 12, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe you should offer to buy Frmr a new grill.
Well, now, that's taking it just a little too far, Darling, don't you think?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88000 Feb 12, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Soo, what changed your mind, Frmr? You were so insistent that you weren't going to leave.
Mr. Spock sent me a text, said he was fed up with Captain Kirk and the commercials. So I renamed the Enterprise, Star Trek.
PS: Spock offered me $$$$, and tole me all aliens look like chickens, and taste like chicken too.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88001 Feb 12, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, face it, Darling, doesn't the word "murder" come to mind, when you think of Frmr?
Why would murder and Frmr come to mind, eh? Speak up chicken!!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88002 Feb 12, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>are you sayink that Chix has to worry?
Birmingham? Who or what is that? Hmmmm?
NO, and I already tole you what it meant.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88003 Feb 12, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>That is asking too much, Frmr!
Too much? Which part do you think is too much,$$$, fluffy towels, or access to the Locked Room?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88004 Feb 12, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I don't think Frmr has ever remembered your Birthday, Dear.
Why would I remember that chicken's Birthday? I don't ever remember yours!
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#88005 Feb 12, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why would I remember that chicken's Birthday? I don't ever remember yours!
(sad-ly)

My birthday means nothing to you, Frmr, and I've long known it, which is a shame, since the wife & always make sure that your birthday is a marvelously festive occasion, with cake & candles & presents & poodles playing the "Happy Birthday Dear Frmr" version of "Highway to Hell", on their oboes & snare-drums, and everybody dancing the Coconut Dance, and shouting "Hooray!"
You don't remember any of that, I suppose, do you?
Of course not.
All you care about is ignoring my birthday.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88006 Feb 12, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, face it, Darling, doesn't the word "murder" come to mind, when you think of Frmr?
Well, yes. But, I wouldn't act on it. Much as I may like.
Frmr has done some good things, like her help when Kings Winky (hah) and Russy were causing us some problems.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88007 Feb 12, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, now, that's taking it just a little too far, Darling, don't you think?
Well, you would maybe need to offer Frmr something very tantalizing, and a grill would be a likely bribe...er,...incentive to stay.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#88008 Feb 12, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(sad-ly)
My birthday means nothing to you, Frmr, and I've long known it, which is a shame, since the wife & always make sure that your birthday is a marvelously festive occasion, with cake & candles & presents & poodles playing the "Happy Birthday Dear Frmr" version of "Highway to Hell", on their oboes & snare-drums, and everybody dancing the Coconut Dance, and shouting "Hooray!"
You don't remember any of that, I suppose, do you?
Of course not.
All you care about is ignoring my birthday.
Well chicken, if you and Mrs. Chix had a party for my birthday, why wasn't I invited?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88009 Feb 12, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mr. Spock sent me a text, said he was fed up with Captain Kirk and the commercials. So I renamed the Enterprise, Star Trek.
PS: Spock offered me $$$$, and tole me all aliens look like chickens, and taste like chicken too.
Mr Spock doesn't eat meat, Frmr, so, how would he know? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88010 Feb 12, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why would murder and Frmr come to mind, eh? Speak up chicken!!
You really have to ask?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88011 Feb 12, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO, and I already tole you what it meant.
Yes, NOW I know because you tole me during dinner.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88012 Feb 12, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Too much? Which part do you think is too much,$$$, fluffy towels, or access to the Locked Room?
All three!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#88013 Feb 12, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why would I remember that chicken's Birthday? I don't ever remember yours!
Frmr! What an insensitive thing to say!
I don't remember your birthday, either.

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