“Kees Mee, I's Ireesh”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#86891 Jan 27, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>What's wrong with Chix's behavior? Hmmm?
You dare ask what is wrong with that chicken's behavior? EVERYTHING!!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86892 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You dare ask what is wrong with that chicken's behavior? EVERYTHING!!
Oh, don't be silly, Frmr. It is everything about YOUR behavior that needs to change!
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#86893 Jan 27, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You dare ask what is wrong with that chicken's behavior? EVERYTHING!!
Yer a savage, Frmr, plain & simple, and not a very moral one (savage), either.
Oh, there Are savages who possess high, high morals, only you're not one of them.
You're the most common sort of savage, the fez-stealing kind.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86894 Jan 28, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
I invented psycho-therapy, all-kinds.
Hoe clever of you, Dear.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86895 Jan 28, 2013
How clever.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86896 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You did not! Freud the father of psycho-babble, not you chicken. You just babble, or is that Mrs. Chix? HEH!! HEH!!
I don't babble and neither does Chix!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86897 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>No, just you and that chicken make that claim.
Everybody says you are the babbler, behind your back.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86898 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am never wrong Mrs. CHix, it is always that chicken that is wrong, and you too for agreeing with him.
You got things backward again, Frmr. You are always wrong and we are always right.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86899 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Taco can't steal any cars, as he doesn't have a license to drive, and is much to short to see over the dash. Taco can't read road signs either, or would he be able to maintain a lane.
Taco though does have a passion for stealing cans of fruit, treats, and rolls of toilet paper. Taco has also been known to steal things out of purses, and don't lay your wallet where Taco can get it with his teeth, it will be gone.
Alas, Taco is a thief, but how does one punish a 4 legged Chihuahua? Any suggestions?
I have a great vision of Taco trying to drive a car.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86900 Jan 28, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
(tenderly)
My Love, if you ever feel that you have "problems", make an appointment to see me in my Famous Psychotherapist's Office, located next-door to my Opulent Law Offices, in the Chix building, downtown, on the 666th floor.
I'll personally see to it that you get 11% off your first visit.
Take the stairs. It's good exercise.
Thank you, Dear, but I am not anticipating any problems.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86901 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Not so Mrs. Chix, only in your book do I have things backward. Everyone else agrees with me.
In EVERYBODY'S book you have things backward, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86902 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! Not my bug eyed boy, never again shall I humiliate my boy for his bad behavior.
Well, at least, you can give him a stern no!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86903 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh yes I can! Just look it up, and you will see that Chix's name is nowhere to be found.
I did. All those references to "The Master" are about Chix.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86904 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Home visits? That chicken would charge you an extra 666% for that.
Chix can treat me here at the Palace, over dinner.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86905 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>By nobody, you are referring to yourself and that chicken.
As well as the rest of the world.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86906 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I sure did! My boy got even with me, and last night he wouldn't even get near me. He slept next to Shortz.
He just cut off his nose to spite his face. And then there was the soda pop bottle incident. <G>

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86907 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I was hoping you had come to your senses and agree with me, for a change.
Why in the world would I agree with you, when you are wrong, Frmr? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86908 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well yes! Hey, Taco gets cold and he doesn't own his own jammies. Wanna buy him a pair?
Sure. Where do I get doggie pajamas?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86909 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>There is always hope that you will one day come to your senses and agree with me.
Don't hold your breath!....Ah, how about DO hold your breath!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#86910 Jan 28, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! He is my boy, and your ex, so if I want to discipline that misbehaving, thieving Chihuahua, I will.
Well I didn't know that Taco sat upon your lap and drove. My mistake, but that doggie doesn't have a DL, or a green card.
Good job on those commas, Frmr!

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