“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82541 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course it works Mrs. Chix. I even have rockets attached to the wheels of my wheelbarrow.
So, that is how you get from one place to another so fast!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82542 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well it is a compliment on that chicken's fine taste. He does have an eye for decor!
Chix does have good taste, doesn't he. He loves Christmas decorations. Chix loves to make everything, including me, look as Festive as possible!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82543 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why not? I am an excellent driver in the snow Mrs. Chix, don't you trust me? Well how about I drive the Caddy? Or do you think Chix would let me drive his Roadster?
Howsabout you drive your OWN car, Frmr? You tole me you had snow tires on your Explorer, so you should drive that (Explorer)!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82544 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Alright, then I will take a picture of me and my grill, along with a few chickens gathered ready to eat! HEH! HEH! Should bring back memories for Chix.
See why we won't hang your picture in the Palace Hall Of Honor?! This is the reason why!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82545 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Thank-y Mrs. Chix, I try to be creative.
Indeed you are. What else have you done that is creative? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82546 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am thinking about going into business. Do you think I should seek advice from that chicken? How much do you think he would charge?
I am sure that Chix could give you some good advice about how to start your own business. Ask him! He might not even charge you, being that he is on a retainer.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82547 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I dunno Mrs. Chix, that chicken will probably steal my idea for a rocket wheelbarrow, then patent it himself. Did you forget about my bendy straws?
Well, ah, the bendy straws are in the past, Frmr. I really don't think Chix would want to steal your rocket driven wheelbarrow.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82548 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>AH, anything that may make that chicken money, he is interested in. That chicken has $$$$ in his eyes, and likker on his mind.
Well, Chix is making money off of you. Remember you have Chix on a retainer.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82549 Dec 9, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Above & far, far beyond anything else I might have on my mind, I'm always thinking about my glamorous, beautiful wife, Mrs. Chix.
She put the "dandy" in "dandelion", and she took the "can't" out of "cantaloupe".
I adore her!
And you, Darling, are my sweet, brilliant, clever Chixie-Pooh!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82550 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course it has marketable value. I am goink to be rich, if that chicken doesn't steal my idea.
Indeed you might get rich because of your rocket wheelbarrow!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82551 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe I will be rich, or maybe, probably that chicken will steal my idea? WHich is it?
You will be rich!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82552 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am just tired, I have had a busy day, and next week will be even more so.
When are you going to start your Christmas baking?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82553 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I don't like the way you said that MRs. Chix. I think you know that chicken is probably up to no good, again.
Frmr! You are just being paranoid again!
What have you done now? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82554 Dec 9, 2012
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Storm a-comin'!!
Storm a-comin'!!
Indeed, Dear, indeed. I think we might get some cold, but, nothing else.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82555 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>It sure is chicken. Maybe you should wait for it outdoors, nekked.
Frmr! Be nice!

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“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82556 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am sure you were, and so was I!
Ya know, Frmr, it is hard to be nice to you!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82557 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Glad we got that straight Mrs. Chix.
Me too, Frmr.If you will start being nice to Chix and me, we will be nice back to you!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#82558 Dec 9, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Ah, Frmr, you won't be driving my Hummer. You have your own car (the Explorer) and that is the one you should be drivink.
Why do you want to drive MY car so much? Hmmm?
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It goes faster than my Explorer, it is bigger, and I can push all those slow pokes outta my way.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#82559 Dec 9, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Not as glad as I am that you married that chicken. HE is all yours now!
Oh, yes, he is, Frmr! And it makes me so happy!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#82560 Dec 9, 2012
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Frmr! You are just being paranoid again!
What have you done now? Hmmmm?
I have good reason to be paranoid when it comes to that chicken. Name me one time that chicken hasn't done something bad?

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