“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81201 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>The temperature difference sure didn't stop that chicken from going around nekked though.
Well, since it was so cold, Chix did wear his scarf.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81202 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>What Chix tole me is that he always pleads the 5th, and he always gets off.
Yeah, but, Chix LOOKS innocent and you look guilty!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81203 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Can't you do something about that chicken's nekkedness. It is a sight that causes me nightmares.
You don't get to sleep enough to have nightmares, Frmr! When is the last time you had REM sleep? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81204 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>But Mrs. Chix, Chix is my attorney and I follow his advice. So are you sayink that Chix is always guilty?
Chix guilty?! Oh, Frmr, I wouldn't ever say that!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81205 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Hey, I can't help it Mrs. Chix, it is called Botox.
You are blaming Botox for your guilty looks?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81206 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>There is still some left, for me!
JUST for you? None for me?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81207 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Sleep? What is that?
It is what most people do at night, Frmr. You should try it sometime!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81208 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh that is such a fib. Chix is not cute. Mistaken identity? Mrs. Chix, that chicken is always guilty.
Fibber! How would you know if Chix is guilty or not?! Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81209 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course just for me and the doggies. You have to diet till Christmas, Mrs. Chix.
But,Frmr! I want some holiday goodies too!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81210 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Protest? The only thing I protest is that chicken running around nekked all the time.
You protest everything having to do with Chix, and me too!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81211 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I do sleep Mrs. CHix, when I am driving.
Soo, that explains your crazy drivink! Hold on!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81212 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well, Chix tole me he was a certified cosmetic doctor, and that he had the online degree to prove it.
Yeah, but, Frmr, if you had used some common sense, you would have known better than to let Chix shoot you up with Botox! Now you look, well,....crazed!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81213 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Willpower Mrs. Chix, willpower!!
I don't think I have any willpower, Frmr. Where are the cookies?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81214 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, watch your language! Willpower!!
Ooo, sorry. Where are the cookies? BTW, the banana bread is delicious, thank-y!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81215 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well, okay, but just don't let it happen again.
i'll try, but.....

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81216 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well MRs. Chix, willpower is something that CHix lacks when it comes to Patron.
No, Frmr. Chix does have willpower when it comes to Patron! He has the willpower to drink all he wants.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81217 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Mrs. Chix, he tole me that he was a doctor and had the online degree. Are you tellink me that he fibbed to me, again?
No no no, Frmr. I am sure Chix has an online degree. I just mean that you probably shouldn't gone to him (Chix) to get Botox injections.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81218 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Willpower is what keeps you from overeating, or in Chix's case, over drinking.
Ooooh. I thought pushing yourself away from the dinner table is what kept you from overeating.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81219 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh Mrs. Chix, you are always tellink me how smart Chix is, and how he has all those online degrees to prove it. Are you tellink me now, that I should be leery of all of that chicken's online degrees?
Only when it comes to cosmetic matters like getting Botox injections.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#81220 Nov 23, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Nope! Willpower does not work, especially with Chix. He has none, when it comes to drinking his Patron. He just can't say no more. Chix's motto when it comes to Patron is, "One is not enough".
Well, well, what's wrong with that? Hmmm?

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