“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80481 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Tonight it is going to be a balmy 111 degrees, and tomorrow it will reach 666 degrees.
Sweltering heat in November? Well, it sure beats snow!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80482 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course they each have a farm Mrs. Chix, farming is a family affair.
Well, I think that is nice, Frmr. I have always liked farmers.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80483 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Sure, why not? Wouldn't it be better to GG or duct tape that chicken to the hood of the Explorer? Of course you may have to bonk him on the head first though.
Bonking Chix on the head is out, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80484 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>If you say so Mrs. CHix, but I am just repeating what Chix the Weatherman forecasted.
Well, we should enjoy these warm temps while we got 'em!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80485 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why not Mrs. Chix? You bonk that chicken on the head every night with the elevator doors. I would be the talk of the town with that scrawny, six foot, six inch chicken as my hood ornament.
Why do you keep saying I bonk Chix on the head? I TOLE you and TOLE you that I don't!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80486 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Yes Mrs. Chix, all in the family. Do you know their sister?
Yes, we have met.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80487 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I tole you Mrs. Chix, with your help. You bonk that chicken on the head every night so you can just drag him over to the Explorer and we will duct tape him on the hood.
NO way, Frmr! I am NOT going to do that!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80488 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well would it help out his movie career? If it would, I am sure that chicken would agree to it. I promise though not to drive over 11 MPH.
His movie career? How so, Frmr?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80489 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>No, listen Mrs. Chix, you said it would be good PR for Chix. Would it help him get his movies noticed? Think about it!
You mean put him on the hood of your car as a publicity stunt?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80490 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, she did. Do you know her husband Plowman? They have their farm near her brothers, Ol' McDonald, and Old McDonald.
Right. they have a little pod of farms to the NW of here.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80491 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well then talk to that chicken-y husband of yours. I am tellink you though that it is really hot in my Hollow. Where is that chicken? What is he up to?
Why do you think Chix is behind it, Frmr? Hmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80492 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>They are very pleasant indeed Mrs. Chix. They always seem so busy though. Maybe you should invite them over to the Palace for cocktails?
Yes. Farmers work long, hard hours! It is a good idea to invite them all over for cocktails.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80493 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oooh, Chix slapping Shultz would not be a good idea, Chix would definitely get the feel of a taser.
Yeah, he would. You can bet on it!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80494 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I will talk to that chicken if I must, but one condition will be that he can't be nekked.
I will ask him to put a chicken suit on, or, at least, a robe.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80495 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, your chicken-y husband is standing outside my Hollow with some machine pointed directly at my Hollow. Do you think that just maybe that is what is causing the temperature to rise?
Ah,...ah...I, I don't know.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80496 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. CHix, I don't want to see that chicken nekked, I will go blind.
Wear you sunglasses, just in case Chix is nekked.

2222

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80497 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I think I will borrow the taser and try it out on you. You let me know if it hurts a little or a lot, okay?
Ah, no. Let's not do that!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80498 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Better make it 11 jugs of corn mash Mrs. Chix. You know Chix, he will try any likker.
Yeah. If the farmers don't like it, I know Chix will, so it won't go to waste.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80499 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Really? Then how come I went blind the day we were in Walmart? Explain that one to me.
Well, you gotta admit that was worse than seeing Chix.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#80500 Nov 14, 2012
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. Chix, control that chicken, he is your husband.
What do you want ME to do?!

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