“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47781 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>My bulbs are just fine Mrs. Chix. They are all energy efficient 26 watts.
And burned out.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47782 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>The only reason your wife won the "Miss Kingdom of Albuquerque, NM" pageant is because you paid the entire family 66 each for their votes.
2223
Hey! You got 2's!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47783 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO, actually facts and I are having lunch tomorrow at the Hotel Chickenesque, and you aren't invited.
Whyever not? Hmmmm?
Are you going to try to explain to the facts that mild and medium chili is actually xtra hot? <G>
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

#47784 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>The only reason your wife won the "Miss Kingdom of Albuquerque, NM" pageant is because you paid the entire family 66 each for their votes.
2223
She won, didn't she?
You'll never get over that crushing defeat, will you?
Better luck next year, and this time, try to get at least your own nits to vote for you.
Mister Chix

Rio Rancho, NM

#47785 Jun 23, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO, actually facts and I are having lunch tomorrow at the Hotel Chickenesque, and you aren't invited.
You're dreaming, Frmr.
You know perfectly well about the big electronic sign in the lobby of the Chickenesque that flashes off & on, blinking, "FRMR NOT ADMITTED", and you'll be cold-ly turned away, at the door.
Explain-away THAT, to the facts.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47786 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I don't want zilch, I want valuables, and cash left to me in the will.
Get used to disappointment, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47787 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>How is it possible that your job is to foil my plan to cook that chicken? Look the other way Mrs. Chix!
Wives always look after their husbands, Frmr. Didn't you know that? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47788 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Don't tell me, tell Chix. He is the one that said I was crazy about him, I agreed. I am crazy about that chicken, if he were on the grill.
The problem is: You're just plain crazy!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47789 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am not being silly. It is a fact that Chix is scrawny!
If he (Chix) was so scrawny, why do you keep wanting to grill him? Hmmmm?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47790 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>How am I supposed to know what he meant? I am not inside his head.
First, STOP being so literal!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47791 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NO! You are wrong Mrs. Chix, you must hurry and amend your will.
I must? Oh? Why?

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47792 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You may be the happiest girl in the world, but you certainly don't have a buff, or handsome chicken. Chix is much too scrawny, and far from being handsome.
I disagree heartily, Frmr! I have one handsome, buff Chicken!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47793 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Chix is scrawny, very SCRAWNY!
Nonsense! Chix is a perfect 6 pounds!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47794 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>It isn't a biased opinion, it is a fact Mrs. Chix.
It is NOT a fact, Frmr! It is just your stoopid opinion!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47795 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You forgot to add me to your will, that is why!
I didn't forget, Frmr. I did it intentionally.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47796 Jun 24, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
You might as well bring along some of those flasks of Patron on the wall, like maybe 11, or 66.
OK. Will do, Darling.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47797 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>I am not a lost cause. As a matter of fact I am not lost at all.
I meant that you are a hopeless case, Frmr.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47798 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Sure you did MRs. Chix. SO you better HURRY and put me down on your will, and tell Chix to do the same.
Oh, no, Frmr.We want our will just the way it is.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47799 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course I would know a fact, but it better not slap me in the face, or I will have to slap it back. It wouldn't be pretty either!
Oh, my! No, I am sure it wouldn't be!

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#47800 Jun 24, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well I don't, so you must change the will immediately to include me.
Oh no, Frmr. We can't do that.

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