It's seldom indeed that I challenge a woman to a duel, Frmr, but that's exactly what I'm challenging you to (duel), for your blatant insult to my beloved wife's butt, and you'll be sorry, too, because this means war.<quoted text>HAR! HAR! You have a chicken-y scrawny butt, and your wife's butt is very curvaceous, like a road map! HEH! HEH!
Meet me next to the Old Well, in the Far field, at exactly midnight tonight.
Come alone, tell no one, and prepare to be skewered, for dissing my wife's butt.