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“MRS. CHIX”

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Feb 2, 2013
 
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Nonsense Mrs. Chix. I need all those toes for when I hang upside down from the Jungle Jim over at the Aquatic Park playground.
I don't think the Jungle Jim bars are long enough for all of your toes. You might fall, Frmr. You might fall and hit your pointy, red head on the hard, hard ground!

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fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Is Chix the CEO of those organizations? Does he have a monetary interest in them? Will he gain something from giving them money?
No, Frmr! Chix does this out of the goodness of his heart. Surprised? Well, there are lots of aspects of Chix that you don't know about.

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fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HEH!HEH! I do have a job, and I enjoy it very much. My job is to keep you & the Missus on a straight & narrow path, therefore I lurk!
I wish you would do welding full time. We all would be happier if you would!

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fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Figures! Mrs. Chix does anything to feed your over inflated ego!
I appreciate my husband, Frmr. What is wrong with that? Hmmmm?

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Feb 2, 2013
 
Cooties wrote:
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The only way you're going to get the Unicorns to clean the Palace is if you start eating lots of Magic Mushroom Jello, because that's when the Unicorns show up, when you're heavily under the influence of MM Jello.
Trust us, Cooties, though: them Unicorns aren't very thorough.
They seem to think they're (Unicorns) "special".
So, they would just gloss over things? How are they at dusting?

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fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course my toes are long enough. My toes are 6 inches long, but my feet are 6 feet long!
I would love to see your shoes!<G>

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Feb 2, 2013
 
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Maybe! He is always "plastered"!
Plaster and plastered are different things, Frmr.

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fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Well if that is so, then why does that chicken always cost me money?
Because you are a big headache, Frmr. You are also not in need of our help like the animals, widows and orphans are. That's why!

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fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HEH! HEH! Yup, that chicken sure did invent being plastered.
No. I think the Roamns invented "plastered".

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Romans!

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Feb 2, 2013
 
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Wrong! I had my toes stretched.
You know Dr Stretcho's treatments are only temporary, don't you? Hmmmm?

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fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course it was done by Dr. Stretcho & his stretching machine. He is the best.
I would think, after you shrunk down to your original size, that you wouldn't waste any more money on Dr Stretcho's treatments!

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fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Of course I had my toes stretched by a true professional, Dr. Stretcho. He came highly recommended by YOUR wife!
You know darn well that I didn't recommend that you went to Dr Stretcho. He is a quack, and everybody knows it!

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#40245
Feb 2, 2013
 
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>On your recommendation!
No way, Frmr! Don't blame me for Dr Stretcho's quack treatments. You found him all by yourself.

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fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>You did too recommend Dr. Stretcho. You tole me don't trust Chix, if you want the best, see Stretcho!
Boy, do you ever have that backward, Frmr! I tole you to go to CHIX and not to that quack, Stretcho!

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fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! I wouldn't trust that chicken near me! He is not as professional as Dr Stretcho
Chix IS a professional! AND he has the online degrees to prove it!

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fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>My nose needs stretching about as much as your beak. NO way that I am letting you near me, even if you are willing to give me a bag of candy.
Take the candy, Frmr. You know you want to!

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fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Dream on chicken! There is no way that you will get the opportunity to put plaster on my feet. Oh PHOOEY! You did not invent plaster.
Chix has a very gentle touch, Frmr. You would enjoy a little plaster on your toes.

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Cooties wrote:
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The only way you're going to get the Unicorns to clean the Palace is if you start eating lots of Magic Mushroom Jello, because that's when the Unicorns show up, when you're heavily under the influence of MM Jello.
Trust us, Cooties, though: them Unicorns aren't very thorough.
They seem to think they're (Unicorns) "special".
Do you have any MM Jello that I can try, so I can talk to the Unicorns? Please?

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#40251
Feb 2, 2013
 
Mister Chix wrote:
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You did?
You had your toes stretched by somebody besides me?
What a bummer!
I would have been happy to stretch them toesies for you, Frmr, if you had only axed me.
Them toes would each be 2 miles long by now, if you'd of let me do the stretching.
What about your nose?
Can I stretch your nose for you?
Please?
Don't stretch Frmr's nose too much, Dear. She would start tripping over it while she is lurking.

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