“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38809 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! I will fix you a Benadryl/Patron cocktail.
Why? Hmmm?
I have far too much to do to take a snooze now. I have Cooties and Piglet and Kootzia and the entire extended family to feed. Why don't you go watch TV for a while? Bugs is on!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38810 Jan 9, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>No. I want to keep the subject of quilts. Have you ever made one?
Why yes I have! I used chicken feathers.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38811 Jan 9, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Why? Hmmm?
I have far too much to do to take a snooze now. I have Cooties and Piglet and Kootzia and the entire extended family to feed. Why don't you go watch TV for a while? Bugs is on!
No, I don't want to watch Bugs, only if that chicken was watching Bugs. I prefer Tweety & Sylvester.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38812 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Why yes I have! I used chicken feathers.
Oh really? Tell me more about it. Leave out anything having to do with chicken.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38813 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>No, I don't want to watch Bugs, only if that chicken was watching Bugs. I prefer Tweety & Sylvester.
What? I think you changed the subject in mid stream. What do you mean by "only if that chicken was watching Bugs."?

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38814 Jan 9, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oh really? Tell me more about it. Leave out anything having to do with chicken.
But Mrs. Chix, I tole you my quilt was made of chicken feathers. I may try a quilt of bat skin.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38815 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>But Mrs. Chix, I tole you my quilt was made of chicken feathers. I may try a quilt of bat skin.
I don't think either of those materials quilify as "quilts". They (quilts) are generally made of fabric.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38816 Jan 9, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>I don't think either of those materials quilify as "quilts". They (quilts) are generally made of fabric.
Who says that quilts have to be fabric? Is it a law? I don't think so.
Batman

Albuquerque, NM

#38817 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>NEVER! Why are you still defending that chicken? I would think you wouldn't mind it if I grilled that chicken for my dinner. You are invited to share in a nice, tasty chicken dinner.
Everybody everywhere knows that you're a terrible cook, just terrible.
Chix tole me that hisself.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38818 Jan 9, 2013
Batman wrote:
<quoted text>
Everybody everywhere knows that you're a terrible cook, just terrible.
Chix tole me that hisself.
HA! Figures that chicken would say that. Ask him about his Cousin Benny, the Avenging Angel? He was so delicious. Are you nice and plump Batman? Hurry, need to know.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38819 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Who says that quilts have to be fabric? Is it a law? I don't think so.
The person that invented quilts made that (quilts must be made of fabric) a law. I think it was Chix.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38820 Jan 9, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>The person that invented quilts made that (quilts must be made of fabric) a law. I think it was Chix.
Oh phooey! That chicken doesn't know the first thing about quilts.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38821 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Oh phooey! That chicken doesn't know the first thing about quilts.
Oh? And how are you so sure of that? Hmmm?
Batman

Albuquerque, NM

#38822 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>HA! Figures that chicken would say that. Ask him about his Cousin Benny, the Avenging Angel? He was so delicious. Are you nice and plump Batman? Hurry, need to know.
I'm not plump!
I'm 8 ft. tall, and as muscular as, if not more muscular than, Chix.
I've won many awards.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38823 Jan 9, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oh? And how are you so sure of that? Hmmm?
Mrs. CHix, I know that chicken didn't invent quilts, I did.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38824 Jan 9, 2013
Batman wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm not plump!
I'm 8 ft. tall, and as muscular as, if not more muscular than, Chix.
I've won many awards.
Oh dear! A scrawny bat, and a scrawny chicken. Oh well, bat wings don't have much meat on them anyway.

“MRS. CHIX”

Since: Sep 09

PIGLET VON CHIX

#38825 Jan 9, 2013
fmer505-1951 wrote:
<quoted text>Mrs. CHix, I know that chicken didn't invent quilts, I did.
Oh, you did NOT, Frmr! Fibber!

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38826 Jan 9, 2013
P and M wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, you did NOT, Frmr! Fibber!
Well that chicken certainly didn't invent quilts either. I invented the Quill pen, with real chicken feathers.
Mister Chix

Albuquerque, NM

#38827 Jan 9, 2013
Batman wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm not plump!
I'm 8 ft. tall, and as muscular as, if not more muscular than, Chix.
I've won many awards.
Oh, is that so, Batman, is that so?
Well, that tears it!
We're no longer palsy-walsy, and I demand that you remove your over-night bag from the Chicken Wing immediately, and I'll be over to the Bat-Cave in the morning, to get my record player, and my tennis shoes.
We're quits, Batman, and I hope you do end up with Precious Girl, if the Wolf is ever willing to give her up.

“Eys so hendsum!”

Since: Jun 09

Ol' Juarez

#38828 Jan 9, 2013
Mister Chix wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh, is that so, Batman, is that so?
Well, that tears it!
We're no longer palsy-walsy, and I demand that you remove your over-night bag from the Chicken Wing immediately, and I'll be over to the Bat-Cave in the morning, to get my record player, and my tennis shoes.
We're quits, Batman, and I hope you do end up with Precious Girl, if the Wolf is ever willing to give her up.
Oooh, seems that Batman's ego is almost as big as yours chicken. To bad for you, eh?
Oh I am sure the Wolf will welcome Batman taking Precious Girl off his hands. So chicken, who's going to inflate your ego now?

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