You Know You're From New Mexico When...

“Shoot First, Think Never”

Since: Jun 09

Elk Grove

#224 Dec 19, 2013
If the ratio of conservative {common sense} people vs progressive liberal {mentally and morally challenged} people is 666 to 7.....
rural oftheland

Glendale, AZ

#225 Dec 21, 2013
middle name is 'Corruption' and nickname is 'Smiley'.........for obvious reasons.
NOMOREYEARS

Albuquerque, NM

#226 Dec 21, 2013
most of the drones making up the population still believe that Maobama is here to help them.
altar dstate

Scottsdale, AZ

#227 Dec 26, 2013
the pheromones bomb finally gets it 'Wright'......without the Right.
adungjury

Glendale, AZ

#228 Mar 4, 2014
Toe-biting boyfriend from Santa Fe gets 7.5 years in prison, and

the drunken wife who murdered her husband gets 3.5 years.
murderinggoons

Glendale, AZ

#229 Mar 24, 2014
being homeless and unarmed in the foothills is grounds for the APD shooting one in the back.

Goons gone wild....with a badge

“Not everything that shines...”

Since: Aug 13

Hatch, NM

#230 Mar 24, 2014
Spring's here and I'm freezing! New Mexico weather, I gues.
Tiredofthisplace

Rio Rancho, NM

#231 Mar 25, 2014
you're arrogant & ignorant as hell.
runforestbump

Glendale, AZ

#232 May 1, 2014
Mother Jones and bumper stickers seem to bring out the vindictiveness in some people.
Ewenice Lamb

Rio Rancho, NM

#233 May 2, 2014
You know you're from New Mexico when you can't tell the good guys from the bad guys, even when some of them are wearing blue-black uniforms and wearing 50 lb. badges.
barteringbusdriv er

Scottsdale, AZ

#234 Jun 19, 2014
the city bus driver and bartering act..ress in the park and ride are the only ones on schedule.

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#235 Jun 20, 2014
Hystericaly celebrate a show based on cooking meth, killing for meth, dying for meth, celebrating a candy shop that sells candy that looks like meth, because it was made in your city.......but throw a fit when COPS wants to shoot an episode because you don't want people to see your meth problems.
wrongturnatalbuq uerque

Albuquerque, NM

#236 Jun 20, 2014
someone calls you a retarded hick or sneaky Mexican.
jokerswild

Scottsdale, AZ

#237 Sep 15, 2014
when Cupido may be the only one to determine whether or not the Governor has a 'latino heart'.
INFIDEL

Santa Fe, NM

#238 Sep 20, 2014
When you say the words, "shot while trying to escape" and NOBODY has EVER heard the phrase before or knows what you mean...
wheredusayurfrom

Albuquerque, NM

#239 Oct 3, 2014
you get arrested for having a yellow license plate.

Since: Jun 13

Location hidden

#240 Oct 3, 2014
wheredusayurfrom wrote:
you get arrested for having a yellow license plate.
How did that happen?
Katia

Rio Rancho, NM

#241 Oct 4, 2014
You wake up one morning and find 27 broken down cars & trucks parked, forever, right in front of your house.

“Not everything that shines...”

Since: Aug 13

Hatch, NM

#242 Oct 4, 2014
Katia wrote:
You wake up one morning and find 27 broken down cars & trucks parked, forever, right in front of your house.
I know mechanics who could come up with several Frankenstein cars out of them.
Katia

Rio Rancho, NM

#243 Oct 4, 2014
LuzAranda wrote:
<quoted text> I know mechanics who could come up with several Frankenstein cars out of them.
The cars & trucks belong to the people next door who are being evicted.
Maybe you could send your mechanics over to have a little "talk" with them.

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