No. Goats cannot enter into contracts. And the marry your goat argument is stupid. You can have sex with your goat only if he likes it!<quoted text>
Before you ask, I don’t particularly care if you marry your goat.
I know you are not to that part of the sequenced argument yet, but I wanted to say that up front before we have 3000 posts asking if I support you marrying your goat
Otherwise I'm telling on you. It's illegal. But probably not in Modesto! So you've got a loophole.