Cheap Seats

Thompsonville, IL

#125 Jul 30, 2011
balls2dawall wrote:
<quoted text>
They do. If you are in any activity at benton high, including band, speech, sports, and everything else, you are subject to random drug tests.
That's been in place for a solid 10 years, but it's not very random. They don't test the guy who looks like he could whip the world and someone has to tell him where to go on every play. They test the guy who knows the whole playbook and isn't tough enough to whip the splinters on the bench. They test who they want to test.
Weird Al Rangervic

Murphysboro, IL

#126 Jul 31, 2011
Wiz Khalifa15 wrote:
Damn it feels good to be a Ranger, rock maroon and white shorts win games and prove haters,
Girls come in all flavors, hittin up the spot as long as my beassskins near,
Couple prettty hoes i dont know their names here, see the big B on the hat you know my teams near,
Yeah Sesser's ballin but they aint cheerin, prolly cause they're BDC every year,
Real fans run up at me at my games, girls show me love, the lion will be tamed this year,
We plan on stealin the Ohio and stayin there,
Skeptics on topix realize that you made it clear, laugh now die later, damn it feels good to be a Ranger.

~~Wiz
"The 4 and 5 Shuffle"

I'm so fly; I'm a Ranger QB
But I wouldn't make all-conference in the BDC.
I mouth without reason; I'm too cool to hustle
I'm just here to do the 4 and 5 shuffle.

We'll kick the Bulldogs,(Sparta, not the 'Burg!)
Haters start to quake when they hear these words.
We'll pound on the 'ville ("P" not "C"!)
Oh I cant wait til we see the winless 'birds.

I like to talk crap
and tell you what's goin down.
tho we ain't sniffed the playoffs
since Roper was around.

Don't y'all miss it
to Tabor Field you better hustle
and check me out doin
the 4 and 5 shuffle.
Weird Al Rangervic

Murphysboro, IL

#127 Jul 31, 2011
The character in the above rap is purely fictional. Any resemblance to any Ranger, living or dead, is completely coincidental.

No Ranger was injured in the making of this video.
Cheap Seats

Thompsonville, IL

#128 Aug 2, 2011
What's the matter all of you Clodfelder supporters and Ranger fans? A little truth comes out and everyone shuts up. And only Mr. Rangervic has answered my original question of what will the Rangers record be with the "4 and 5 Shuffle". Great lyrics by the way, I think you should find a producer!
Why so serious

United States

#129 Aug 3, 2011
I do not understand why everyone has to get on this website and mouth I have an idea let's just all sit back and see how the season for the rangers goes. Then you can talk if you want. But one thing is for sure that clod needs a winning season this year cause if the rangers don't make the playoffs you would have to think that his job would be on the line
JMO

Carterville, IL

#130 Aug 3, 2011
Now clodfelder is getting involved in the junior football league. He could not even attend the banquet that he was supposed to speak at last year. He did not attend any of the lower grades practices or games but now he wants to control how the practice is ran and what they are taught. I do not want this man to leave his bar stool long enough to come watch my son. I only put him in the program because I was assured the high school had no part of it.
Cheap Seats

Thompsonville, IL

#131 Aug 3, 2011
I'd like to think that Clodfelder is gone after this year. What a surprise, he didn't even show up at his speaking engagement, must have been some good drink specials going on at Donna's that day. Clodfelder needs to stay away from the junior football league. He struggles enough to attempt to run the high school program.
last laugh

Carterville, IL

#132 Aug 3, 2011
Now I hear a 21 year old is going to be coaching the 8th grade junior football team. This would be one of clodfelder's boys who wasn't good enough to go onto college on a football scholarship. Why would we want our youth with someone so young? Someone is going to get hurt with inexperienced kids coaching.
Denny Smith

United States

#133 Aug 3, 2011
Cheap Seats wrote:
What's the matter all of you Clodfelder supporters and Ranger fans? A little truth comes out and everyone shuts up. And only Mr. Rangervic has answered my original question of what will the Rangers record be with the "4 and 5 Shuffle". Great lyrics by the way, I think you should find a producer!
6-3, and make the playoffs.
Touchdown Jesus

Caseyville, IL

#134 Aug 3, 2011
last laugh wrote:
Now I hear a 21 year old is going to be coaching the 8th grade junior football team. This would be one of clodfelder's boys who wasn't good enough to go onto college on a football scholarship. Why would we want our youth with someone so young? Someone is going to get hurt with inexperienced kids coaching.
I wonder if the Fighting Irish administration worried about that before hiring Charlie Wies in '04 or KC when they hired Todd Haley. If the NCAA & NFL will hire coaches who didn't play the sport their coaching on a college level, I think a twenty (something) year old coaching Benton Future Rangers is fine. If you're that worried dad, don't have jr. play.
thatguy

Evanston, IL

#135 Aug 3, 2011
Football suck!!!!!!!!!!
whatsupwiththatg uy

Evanston, IL

#136 Aug 3, 2011
what up with that guy /\
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Whistledick

Murphysboro, IL

#137 Aug 3, 2011
That's the problem you run into with jr. tackle. There are simply not enough knowledgeable coaches to go around in a town this size. Benton doesn't even have enough to fill a high school staff.

DuQuoin is without a doubt the premier program in this half of the state. Guess when their kids start playing tackle? 9th grade with Al Martin himself taking the lead in instruction.

A 21 year old is probably old enough to HELP, but certainly not be in charge. And that's only if he's mature enough to distance himself from the kids in high school and the party crowd. I don't know the kid you're talking about....but I'm guessing he's just that, a kid.
Cheap Seats

Thompsonville, IL

#138 Aug 3, 2011
To Touchdown Jesus and Denny Smith: It would take Jesus and a miracle for the Rangers to make the Playoffs, but then again God looks after small children and drunks, and Clodfelder definately fits the latter, so you never know. No, back to reality. The Rangers will be 5-4 at best this year and due to their lack of Playoff points will not get in.

Who is the 21 year old they have coaching the Jr. High program?
truth

United States

#139 Aug 3, 2011
Whether the rangers win or lose, they have to return home to Benton, a town full of lying skanks and inbred fucktards.
CheapSeats

Seattle, WA

#140 Aug 3, 2011
Weird Al Rangervic wrote:
<quoted text>
"The 4 and 5 Shuffle"
I'm so fly; I'm a Ranger QB
But I wouldn't make all-conference in the BDC.
I mouth without reason; I'm too cool to hustle
I'm just here to do the 4 and 5 shuffle.
We'll kick the Bulldogs,(Sparta, not the 'Burg!)
Haters start to quake when they hear these words.
We'll pound on the 'ville ("P" not "C"!)
Oh I cant wait til we see the winless 'birds.
I like to talk crap
and tell you what's goin down.
tho we ain't sniffed the playoffs
since Roper was around.
Don't y'all miss it
to Tabor Field you better hustle
and check me out doin
the 4 and 5 shuffle.
Yeah Leffler wouldnt make all conf in the BDC although he was All-South last year. Dumbass. Get a f'n life douchebags and just wait till the season rolls around.
Cheap Seats

Thompsonville, IL

#141 Aug 3, 2011
Whoever posted under my screen name, probably Leffler himself, I can't wait til the season rolls around. Your whole season rides on what happens the first game. And considering that Carterville is returning most of their starters and the quarterback you couldn't stop from last year, I like their chances. So why don't you just go back and practice your 4-5 shuffle.
Whistledick

Murphysboro, IL

#142 Aug 4, 2011
CheapSeats wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah Leffler wouldnt make all conf in the BDC although he was All-South last year. Dumbass. Get a f'n life douchebags and just wait till the season rolls around.
I believe the author said he wasn't referring to any particular player.

But......since you're mouthing, Leffler wasn't even the best QB in the county last year. It was Dawson Verhines, hands down. Anyone who saw both play could see this.
last laugh

Carterville, IL

#143 Aug 4, 2011
The 21 year old is someone by the name of Smith. Never heard of him and I am sure with the record they have had since Roper left he holds no school records in football. How can someone so young gain the respect of the players? What has he done in football since leaving high school? If he got a football scholarship or played football at any university we would know his name.
I am sure touchdown Jesus is Kevin Stublefield trying to defend the program he has helped to destroy. He sits in his wheel chair and yells at the kids. No encouragment from him he just yells at them. The team was coached well by the other volunteer fathers but the kids would have to run around his wheel chair that was clearly in the way.
Cheap Seats

Thompsonville, IL

#144 Aug 4, 2011
last laugh wrote:
The 21 year old is someone by the name of Smith. Never heard of him and I am sure with the record they have had since Roper left he holds no school records in football. How can someone so young gain the respect of the players? What has he done in football since leaving high school? If he got a football scholarship or played football at any university we would know his name.
I am sure touchdown Jesus is Kevin Stublefield trying to defend the program he has helped to destroy. He sits in his wheel chair and yells at the kids. No encouragment from him he just yells at them. The team was coached well by the other volunteer fathers but the kids would have to run around his wheel chair that was clearly in the way.
Hey I'm all about knocking the insufficient job that Clodfelder is doing or the arrogance of the kids, or a 21 year old coaching the jr high kids for that matter. But talking about someone who is handicapped and their wheelchair just isn't cool.

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