I'm glad it struck your funny bone! Bob has good stories.<quoted text>
I love this story! We're a water ski family. Years ago my uncle got up on skis for the first time. He saw the club's ski ramp and decided he would use it. It wasn't watered down and he went flying holding onto the rope. Skis stayed on the ramp. Telling people to get off a public lake is just wrong. We didn't even do that at our private club which was previously a strip mine. Thanks for the good laugh.
Like when he was a HS senior, his parents went out of town for the weekend. Bob had all his buddies over to swim in the lake and grill out for the weekend.
A few nights later, bob's dad BLEW A GASKET when he went down to the deep freeze to get steaks and discovered that bob and his buddies had cleaned out all the meat -- like, the side of beef that was in the freezer!