MAU Foozeball 2012

United States

#1 Sep 2, 2012
52-33 LOSS #1
Apparently BBA put their freshman players on the field in the second half as to not run the score up to 100-33....
Will they win 2/two/dos/deux/zwei/ni games this year??????

Rensselaer, NY

#3 Sep 2, 2012
Who's the woman coaching them this year? How's the cheer leaders, big as ever......... they are horrible!

United States

#5 Sep 2, 2012
That woman would be Hays, the same woman as last year.... The kid that whooped their ass from BBA
played for MAU last year.... Go figure...

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#6 Sep 2, 2012
Does anyone play "defense" in Verde Monte?

United States

#8 Sep 3, 2012
Elmer_J_Fudd wrote:
Does anyone play "defense" in Verde Monte?
Yep, girls lacrosse team.....

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#10 Sep 3, 2012
Alex wrote:
<quoted text>
Yep, girls lacrosse team.....
They could use them on the O line also.

Since: Feb 11

McHenry, MD

#12 Oct 7, 2012
Another ass whooping for the toddlers of MAU,

Right on track to meet last years glorious
record of 1 win...
sick of you

Bennington, VT

#14 Oct 7, 2012
You know what that makes you Alex. Thats correct. Not as dumb as you look. Thats amazing...

Since: Feb 11

McHenry, MD

#15 Oct 13, 2012
Chalk up another loss, 49-13 against Rutland last night.... Lets see here, they have allowed 138 points in the last three games and have been outscored 303-99 thru 7 games.... So what happened
to this GREAT DEFENSE we heard about last year????
Something about last year being a transition year
for the little tykes?????

Will they reach the century mark in scoring this year or possibly beat their record of one win from
last year????

I see Brattleboro beating Spaulding today and the
MAU Pee Wee league team next week so forget the
two game win season for this year....

What happened to coach Hayes????? They listed
Jim Fischer as the coach last night.... Was Hayes to busy baking apple pies in his Home Economics class??????

In all fairness, MAU is in the wrong league and can't compete with the big boys, as is Brattleboro and Spaulding..... They don't belong in a league which actually pays for a coaching staff....

Since: Feb 11

McHenry, MD

#17 Oct 19, 2012
"Another" fine performance by this up and coming
swath of future manly men, a 36-6 loss at Brattleboro....

Sticking with the new policy of "Everyone Gets A Prize", the team was treated to pizza and ice cream for having the balls to just show up this year....

Since: Feb 11

McHenry, MD

#20 Oct 26, 2012
sport wrote:
whats your performance record aep or is it eap?
ears ringing yet?
Does your shrink know about your disorder or did he give up
because of time constraints????

“Look at Me!”

Since: Nov 11


#22 Oct 26, 2012
Yes Fatman, you are a narcissist

The sphincter returns.

Yes, Marky, you ARE a sphincter. Actually you are the void that the sphincter surrounds.

Seems like a good time for a golden oldie hit:


(Sung to the tune of Puff The Magic Dragon)
(With lyric credit to the REAl real Vermonter)

Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Lives in a tree
And wallows in his emptiness
In a land called 'Look at me!'

The intelligent forum bloggers
Would cringe when Shaft logged on
And bravely weathered the insanity
Til Shaft they knew was gone

The wise bloggers ignored Shaft
Hoping she would just go away
But Blogosaurus never took the hint, instead
Kept blogging with nothing to say

The smart opinion posters
Would wince when 'ere the saw Shaft's name
No one dared entertain the rants
'Cause its not wise to acknowledge the inane

Shaft would waste the hours
Making post after stupid post
Never realizing
Everyone knew she was just a joke

Then one day it happened
The Topix forum was no more
And Shaft that Blogosaurus
Ceased her mind numbing bore

Shaft's keyboard silenced forever
No forum to post her crap
So Shaft the Bloated blogger
Did what she does best...nap

Shaft's nonsensical posts went unanswered
Her green scales fell like rain
Shaft no longer could go out and play
Along the cyber lane

Shaft stuffed her face in sorrow
Pork rinds fell like rain
Shaft no longer had the place
Where she was a gigantic pain

Without her anonymity,
Shaft could not be brave
So Blogoppatumus that self-righteous hypocrite
Limped back to her dingy cave

Oh, Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Lives in a tree
And wallows in his emptiness
In a land called 'Look at me!'

Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Was outed on these posts
With its identity finally revealed
Shaft headed for the coast

Once its true identity was given
Shaft made a final hasty post
Then tucked its tail between its legs
And faded like a ghost

We learned its name is Marky
A pathetic loser of a man
Whose life went from the fire
Into the frying pan

Shaft came back and tried to deny it
Saying Marky was not him and such
But smart bloggers knew much better
'Cause Shaft (Santelli) doth protest too much

Shaft denies and says he's not Marky
The lousy ex-cop who is oh so fat
But the proof is in the bloggings
And as you say 'Good luck with that!'

Bennington, VT

#23 Oct 26, 2012
on the loose again...

Las Vegas, NV

#24 Oct 26, 2012
hackers wrote:
on the loose again...
Ummm, your barn yard sex surrogates.......

“The Swanton Sword Swallower”

Since: Oct 12


#26 Oct 27, 2012

How can you hack from your commodore 64?

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