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Saint Albans, VT

#1 Oct 6, 2013
Come on Elmer, name the 28 counties you have been to. Then I will run a passport check to verify your BS. I already know your name, address and phone number but let me make a real fool out of you.

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#2 Oct 7, 2013
Record Check wrote:
Come on Elmer, name the 28 counties you have been to. Then I will run a passport check to verify your BS. I already know your name, address and phone number but let me make a real fool out of you.
You are four king hilarious. Did you learn your Jr. detective techniques from Frank Bradford or Officer Davenport?

Chuckles...
Record Check

Saint Albans, VT

#3 Oct 7, 2013
I can hack into anyone's records moron. I could long before I got my degree in systems engineering. Maybe your $200 wally world computer runs like your brain, SLOW!

“Marky Doesn't Sweat Much”

Since: Oct 12

East Bennville

#5 Oct 7, 2013
end dowen tel em dat wee lib et sebentine fordee tree!

kepe itt uh sekrit!

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#7 Oct 7, 2013
Record Check wrote:
I can hack into anyone's records moron. I could long before I got my degree in systems engineering. Maybe your $200 wally world computer runs like your brain, SLOW!
Once again, you have done the impossible. You are dumber than I thought you were!

Next, you'll tell me you solved the paradox of somebody's cat.

Systems Engineering? Keep the hilarity coming.

Chuckles...
mom

Bennington, VT

#9 Oct 7, 2013
elmer? chuckles...
mom

Bennington, VT

#11 Oct 7, 2013
elmer has topix on speed dial...

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#15 Oct 8, 2013
Record Check wrote:
I can hack into anyone's records moron. I could long before I got my degree in systems engineering. Maybe your $200 wally world computer runs like your brain, SLOW!
That reminds me of another blowhard:

“Bernie helped us get new job skills,” says Mark Santelli, a former Johnson Controls employee.

http://www.dmlmessage.com/portfolio/protector...

New job skills? Like bee-in uh sistems injineer?

What a hoot!

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#16 Oct 8, 2013
Record Check wrote:
Come on Elmer, name the 28 counties you have been to. Then I will run a passport check to verify your BS. I already know your name, address and phone number but let me make a real fool out of you.
C'mon, ya ballz fondlin' toad. Tell me where you've been outside Bennville!

Four king puszey blowhard. You *and* that fat toad millrat mssshole you call 'mommy'.

Then tell me how your Ranger Rick decoder ring works.

What.

A.

Four.

King.

Puszey.

Toad.

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#17 Oct 8, 2013
Record Check wrote:
I can hack into anyone's records moron. I could long before I got my degree in systems engineering. Maybe your $200 wally world computer runs like your brain, SLOW!
Almost forgot.

sissems enjinear!

Chuckles...

It is so four king eezy.

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#18 Oct 8, 2013
Record Check wrote:
I can hack into anyone's records moron. I could long before I got my degree in systems engineering. Maybe your $200 wally world computer runs like your brain, SLOW!
http://www.diploma-degree.com/266-Bachelor-of...

I almost spit out my wine when I found your 'degree'!

C'mon, fuzzy nut big man. Where have you ever been? Lake Duncemore to get your 'edvanced' degree?

You and your mommy are just weak bullies. Accept your lot in life and perform menial tasks for other folks with brains. That would at least take you off the public dole.

C'mon.

Just.

One.

Foreign.

Country.

You've.

EVER.

Been.

To.

Canada doesn't count.

But, I hear Mexico has some fabulous manufacturing facilities. Without UAW millrat labor.

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#19 Oct 8, 2013
Record Check wrote:
I can hack into anyone's records moron. I could long before I got my degree in systems engineering. Maybe your $200 wally world computer runs like your brain, SLOW!
http://www.pics.edu.pk/Students/images/48/Dip...

Oh, I hope I don't choke laughing so hard.

KY, do you realize you sound like the 3 year old bragging about his accomplishments?

Chuckles and guffaws...
mom

Bennington, VT

#23 Oct 9, 2013
why do you use so many different names drippy?

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#26 Oct 9, 2013
Record Check wrote:
I can hack into anyone's records moron. I could long before I got my degree in systems engineering. Maybe your $200 wally world computer runs like your brain, SLOW!
C'mon you ballz fondlin' sword swallower -- bring it on with you superior detektin' skills!

First step is press the button with the 1 and the 0 on it. If you can't find that, ask a tard camp counselor to show you where it is...

Chuckles...

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#29 Oct 9, 2013
Record Check wrote:
I can hack into anyone's records moron. I could long before I got my degree in systems engineering. Maybe your $200 wally world computer runs like your brain, SLOW!
The gift that keeps on giving.

Makes me laugh every time I read this!

Not.

A.

Four.

King.

Clue.

That's what you have KY. But, like the roach motel, you're disgusting but fun to watch.

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#30 Oct 10, 2013
Record Check wrote:
I can hack into anyone's records moron. I could long before I got my degree in systems engineering. Maybe your $200 wally world computer runs like your brain, SLOW!
God, this is funny!

Chuckles...
Travis Bickle

Valleyfield, Canada

#32 Oct 10, 2013
KYs gay lover wrote:
I can hack too, oh I mean whack too. I am at one of the 28 truck stops, I mean 28 countries.
I drive a taxi all over the world. Do you that that is speshul?

IP masking is soooooooooo high tech!

“Marky Doesn't Sweat Much”

Since: Oct 12

East Bennville

#33 Oct 10, 2013
KY wrote:
I can hack too, oh I mean whack too. I am at one of the 28 truck stops, I mean 28 countries.
Kiel, the tard camp counselor called. He wants his tard camp sistems enjinear daplomer back.

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#37 Oct 12, 2013

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#38 Oct 12, 2013
Record Check wrote:
I can hack into anyone's records moron. I could long before I got my degree in systems engineering. Maybe your $200 wally world computer runs like your brain, SLOW!
OK Kiel.

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