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“Marky don't charge me rent”

Since: Jul 11

East Bennville

#1 Jul 27, 2011
Marky,

Your psychiatrist called. He seems very upset with you.

He said you've canceled the last three appointments.

He also said he called the pharmacy and you haven't filled your prescriptions in over a month. He said you may have to go back to the quiet place for a while if you don't start keeping your appointments and taking your meds every day.
DocRoc

Bennington, VT

#2 Jul 27, 2011
Oh looky. The child created yet another name just for the occasion. You make me feel so special.

GROW UP!

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#3 Jul 27, 2011
Seems like a good time for a golden oldie hit:

SHAFT THE BLOATED BLOGGER

(Sung to the tune of Puff The Magic Dragon)
(With lyric credit to the REAl real Vermonter)

Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Lives in a tree
And wallows in his emptiness
In a land called 'Look at me!'

The intelligent forum bloggers
Would cringe when Shaft logged on
And bravely weathered the insanity
Til Shaft they knew was gone

The wise bloggers ignored Shaft
Hoping she would just go away
But Blogosaurus never took the hint, instead
Kept blogging with nothing to say

The smart opinion posters
Would wince when 'ere the saw Shaft's name
No one dared entertain the rants
'Cause its not wise to acknowledge the inane

Shaft would waste the hours
Making post after stupid post
Never realizing
Everyone knew she was just a joke

Then one day it happened
The Topix forum was no more
And Shaft that Blogosaurus
Ceased her mind numbing bore

Shaft's keyboard silenced forever
No forum to post her crap
So Shaft the Bloated blogger
Did what she does best...nap

Shaft's nonsensical posts went unanswered
Her green scales fell like rain
Shaft no longer could go out and play
Along the cyber lane

Shaft stuffed her face in sorrow
Pork rinds fell like rain
Shaft no longer had the place
Where she was a gigantic pain

Without her anonymity,
Shaft could not be brave
So Blogoppatumus that self-righteous hypocrite
Limped back to her dingy cave

Oh, Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Lives in a tree
And wallows in his emptiness
In a land called 'Look at me!'

Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Was outed on these posts
With its identity finally revealed
Shaft headed for the coast

Once its true identity was given
Shaft made a final hasty post
Then tucked its tail between its legs
And faded like a ghost

We learned its name is Marky
A pathetic loser of a man
Whose life went from the fire
Into the frying pan

Shaft came back and tried to deny it
Saying Marky was not him and such
But smart bloggers knew much better
'Cause Shaft (Santelli) doth protest too much

Shaft denies and says he's not Marky
The lousy constiapatable who is oh so fat
But the proof is in the bloggings
And as you say 'Good luck with that!'
DocRoc

Bennington, VT

#4 Jul 27, 2011
So talented. Where may I ask did you acquire such skills and I use the term skills very loosely. Same place everyone else around here acquired their skills? How could that be?

“Marky don't charge me rent”

Since: Jul 11

East Bennville

#5 Jul 27, 2011
Marky thuh dokter calld agin. hees reel madd at yew. sumpin bout been commit to sumpin.
LSU

United States

#7 Jul 27, 2011
DocRoc wrote:
Oh looky. The child created yet another name just for the occasion. You make me feel so special.
GROW UP!
I bet you say that to all your young school boy friends Marky!

“Marky don't charge me rent”

Since: Jul 11

East Bennville

#8 Jul 27, 2011
LSU wrote:
<quoted text>I bet you say that to all your young school boy friends Marky!
hee keaps askin me ta knot growd up!

hee sed hee lieks me as a youngin.
Old Stone Mill Rat

Northampton, MA

#9 Jul 27, 2011
DocRoc wrote:
Oh looky. The child created yet another name just for the occasion. You make me feel so special.
GROW UP!
UCK you sansmelley.You are a dirtdink and a bum and your mill rat garbage brought about the loss of over a hundred jobs.

“Uncle Eustis”

Since: Mar 10

Woodford, Vermont

#10 Jul 28, 2011
Markys Roomate wrote:
<quoted text>
hee keaps askin me ta knot growd up!
hee sed hee lieks me as a youngin.
yew foool sun! dunt yew noe thet marky iz jess uzin yew?

yew nead ta dumpp thet bloehard.

yew noe hee lieks fharm anmals bedder.

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#11 Jul 28, 2011
Old Stone Mill Rat wrote:
<quoted text>
UCK you sansmelley.You are a dirtdink and a bum and your mill rat garbage brought about the loss of over a hundred jobs.
Marky, another poster who really loves you.

Are you really that good that you can lose over a hundred jobs, or are you just a small time mill rate union loser, losing a few score jobs here and there?

C'mon, let us know, in between posting your garbage, answer a question.

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#12 Jul 29, 2011
Marky, you like me!, You *really* like me!

Or are you just too slow to find the right rating tab? Not surprising, since you can't find the reply tab.

With all this typing, your wrist must be sore. Are you going to have to cancel the satdy pardee? Or is your roommate going to *stand in* for you?
Union mill rats suck

United States

#13 Jul 29, 2011
Elmer_J_Fudd wrote:
Marky, you like me!, You *really* like me!
Or are you just too slow to find the right rating tab? Not surprising, since you can't find the reply tab.
With all this typing, your wrist must be sore. Are you going to have to cancel the satdy pardee? Or is your roommate going to *stand in* for you?
Maybe, but nobody likes the mill rat.

“I know you are, but what am I?”

Since: Oct 11

Sarasota

#17 Dec 14, 2011
Who is "this Marky person" everyone is talking about.
who cares

United States

#20 Dec 15, 2011
again I post, who cares...get over it.
Dr Penkyke

United States

#21 Dec 17, 2011
DocRoc wrote:
So talented. Where may I ask did you acquire such skills and I use the term skills very loosely. Same place everyone else around here acquired their skills? How could that be?
docroc you sound like you don't know your arse from a hole in the ground. I can offer you treatment in my head in the vice therapy. It has helped demented mill rats before and I offer Mr. Sansmelley as proof. He can now walk and pick his nose at the same time after only three head closures.
markey

United States

#23 Dec 18, 2011
Peewee_Herman wrote:
Who is "this Marky person" everyone is talking about.
I am a slack jawed Masshole berry picker reject from North Adumbs and I was the king of the mill rats before the mill got sick of dealing with a moron who picks his nose and eats it and blew town.
Dr Pendyke

United States

#26 Dec 21, 2011
Markys Roomate wrote:
Marky,
Your psychiatrist called. He seems very upset with you.
He said you've canceled the last three appointments.
He also said he called the pharmacy and you haven't filled your prescriptions in over a month. He said you may have to go back to the quiet place for a while if you don't start keeping your appointments and taking your meds every day.
If only he would come into our close the head in the vice clinic we could help him. Of course as with many medical procedures there could be some side effects. people might start calling him wedge head and it would be hard to keep peopkl from kicking him in the bum when his head is in the vice.

“Uncle Eustis”

Since: Mar 10

Woodford, Vermont

#28 Sep 7, 2013
Dr Pendyke wrote:
<quoted text>
If only he would come into our close the head in the vice clinic we could help him. Of course as with many medical procedures there could be some side effects. people might start calling him wedge head and it would be hard to keep peopkl from kicking him in the bum when his head is in the vice.
eye wud liek maerky two foe fer thuh heed vice theripee.

udderwize, hee willl keap positin hear.

“Get off my lawn!”

Since: Jun 11

People's Republic of VT

#29 Oct 7, 2013
Elmer_J_Fudd wrote:
Seems like a good time for a golden oldie hit:
SHAFT THE BLOATED BLOGGER
(Sung to the tune of Puff The Magic Dragon)
(With lyric credit to the REAl real Vermonter)
Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Lives in a tree
And wallows in his emptiness
In a land called 'Look at me!'
The intelligent forum bloggers
Would cringe when Shaft logged on
And bravely weathered the insanity
Til Shaft they knew was gone
The wise bloggers ignored Shaft
Hoping she would just go away
But Blogosaurus never took the hint, instead
Kept blogging with nothing to say
The smart opinion posters
Would wince when 'ere the saw Shaft's name
No one dared entertain the rants
'Cause its not wise to acknowledge the inane
Shaft would waste the hours
Making post after stupid post
Never realizing
Everyone knew she was just a joke
Then one day it happened
The Topix forum was no more
And Shaft that Blogosaurus
Ceased her mind numbing bore
Shaft's keyboard silenced forever
No forum to post her crap
So Shaft the Bloated blogger
Did what she does best...nap
Shaft's nonsensical posts went unanswered
Her green scales fell like rain
Shaft no longer could go out and play
Along the cyber lane
Shaft stuffed her face in sorrow
Pork rinds fell like rain
Shaft no longer had the place
Where she was a gigantic pain
Without her anonymity,
Shaft could not be brave
So Blogoppatumus that self-righteous hypocrite
Limped back to her dingy cave
Oh, Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Lives in a tree
And wallows in his emptiness
In a land called 'Look at me!'
Shaft The Bloated Blogger
Was outed on these posts
With its identity finally revealed
Shaft headed for the coast
Once its true identity was given
Shaft made a final hasty post
Then tucked its tail between its legs
And faded like a ghost
We learned its name is Marky
A pathetic loser of a man
Whose life went from the fire
Into the frying pan
Shaft came back and tried to deny it
Saying Marky was not him and such
But smart bloggers knew much better
'Cause Shaft (Santelli) doth protest too much
Shaft denies and says he's not Marky
The lousy constiapatable who is oh so fat
But the proof is in the bloggings
And as you say 'Good luck with that!'
An oldy, but a goodie!
mom

Bennington, VT

#31 Oct 9, 2013
looks like more examples of stupidity.

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