Record-setting rain disrupts weekend

[Mary]

Mary wrote:

Randy, the truth is I am so desperate for a man I will do just about anything and anyone. LOL
I smell really bad, but can you make any suggetions?

My real name is Barbi. Can you help me with my stinky snatch problem.? But my body guard Rickster loves me , stinky box and all.

[Mary]

RandMan wrote:

<quoted text>Yes, actually I can. Have you had a complete review of your insurance requirements lately?

Now I am not dum you know. I don't have insurance becasue I'm on welfare.
I just thought you might help me find a real man. Or at least a set of batteries. My BigBlackMan tool I bought from the back of a dirty magazine keeps shocking me.

[Rickster]

RandMan wrote:

<quoted text>Just some rainy-day entertainment, that's all.

Yep, and thanks for sharing that with me.

[Rickster]

VVT wrote:

<quoted text>
You keep on believing that fancy boy. LOL

I don't believe it retard, I know it. Now, dance nice for me, Little Monkey. That's a good little monkey.

[Rickster]

Mary wrote:

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My real name is Barbi. Can you help me with my stinky snatch problem.? But my body guard Rickster loves me , stinky box and all.

Sorry Scuzzy Mary, your stinky snatch problem is all yours. LMFAO

[Rickster]

RandMan wrote:

<quoted text>Yeah, it's been pretty fun. I'll be back in the "ignore" mode tomorrow. I think Jer-Jer is having a meltdown. He's back with all his traditional aliases. The quality of his work needs some serious improvement though. Most of his material is just re-runs.

Yep, he's a has-been hack. It's been fun, bud.

I'n closing up the office so to all the people I like, good night. To the troll toads, piss off and consider yourselves flushed. LMFAO