Who is really behind the mask of The Bard?

Created by BardDeBelmont on Sep 23, 2008

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Mayor Richard Boyce

Alex Robinson/City Employee

Irl Dixon/Ex Politican

Curtis Gaston/Council Wannabee

Tommy Loudermilk /Candidate

Mickey Price/Commissioner

Kevin Loftin/Past Mayor

Ted Hall/Chamber President

Billy Joye/Past Mayor

Dennis Boyce/Council Wannabee

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“I Seek Not?”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont

#1 Sep 23, 2008
I suppose its a compliment to be in someone's thoughts so consistently as to warrant speculation.
Some on the list I almost get but some are obviously not me. There's some pretty low IQs up there.

Its good to know that my usual proclivities for secrecy are overkill for the numble-headed crowd.

The bard will never be known to some with only hisself to know himself.
Yolanda

Charlotte, NC

#2 Sep 23, 2008
Don't let it go to your head dear...

“Watching You”

Since: Dec 07

Belmont

#3 Sep 23, 2008
I can't believe so many think so lowly of Curtis.

I tried to vote for all because everybody is the bard, but there is no all. So I voted billy joye.
EllenParks

Hamlet, NC

#4 Sep 23, 2008
BardDeBelmont wrote:
I suppose its a compliment to be in someone's thoughts so consistently as to warrant speculation.
Some on the list I almost get but some are obviously not me. There's some pretty low IQs up there.
Its good to know that my usual proclivities for secrecy are overkill for the numble-headed crowd.
The bard will never be known to some with only hisself to know himself.
Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the vainest of all......BARD BARD it appears you created that poll.......not in good taste my dear !! I remain your kindred

“I Seek Not?”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont

#5 Sep 24, 2008
No, Miss Ellen, the Bard did not create the poll.

I would guess, Aunt Bee. Her fascination with the Bard is bordering on the neurotic.

She fears the November Elections will sweep me to office and ultimate control over her property.

No fear is baseless.

“I Seek Not?”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont

#6 Sep 24, 2008
I can see something happening here that is OFF-LIMITS. In other words, AUNT BEE, as editor you should not be breaking the Terms of Service.

Now, i realize you feel violated but it was not the Bard who did it. It was your own camp.

Now, Mr. Gaston is a private citizen.

He is also a very nice and dignified progeny of Belmont. He is also an Artist. He is also someone who has the Bard's Blessings on any future political ambitions. In other words? You screw with him and a little troll will find you and all your secrets.

The Bard is neither. The Bard is white trailer trash with the demeanor of a rabid Pit Bull. He has seen the worst of humankind and reveled and prospered in it. He is the Anti-Artist. The destroyer of anything with beauty.

Plainly, not Mr. Gaston nor Mr. Boyce who is by himself a fine Scots-Irish Gentleman.

“I Seek Not?”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont

#7 Sep 24, 2008
EllenParks wrote:
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Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the vainest of all......BARD BARD it appears you created that poll.......not in good taste my dear !! I remain your kindred
then you should have realized based on narrative it was not the Bard to post the poll.

remember narrative and context. it brings the truth where simple words do not.

aunt bee playing her little games.
Duh

United States

#8 Sep 24, 2008
Bard is too stupid to see that the creator of a poll is ALWAYS listed. Not only is he rude, he lies.

“I Seek Not?”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont

#9 Sep 24, 2008
Fraid not shrill.

Are ya'll really getting ready to double-down because if you are then know that torches will burn with the truth all over this Great North State as our history holds true to the past with an eye on the future and that no ill-gotten gain can be retained when shame has been brought from the People that ultimately judge with nigh harm but due disdain.

The legacy is straight and true as now plies to then....
justsaidit

Charlotte, NC

#10 Sep 24, 2008
Bard I must say you seem to have completely lost me this time! One can only contemplate your motivation for creating such a ridiculous poll.

Your public voted and obviously concurs that you are Curtis Gaston and yet you adamately deny that? Why? Your games are most preplexing! You continually insist that we listen to the "narrative". Upon following that advice it does seem to speak clearly. Let's listen shall we?
BardDeBelmont wrote:
Ahhhh... the secrets of E.E. Cummings.
Who is EE Cummings? An artist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._E._Cummings

Who is that pictured in the Bard's photo you call your own? William Shakespeare. An artist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shakespe...

Who is Curtis Gaston? An artist.
http://www.warmupthetourbus.com/

Who else on the list above is an artist or would likely have an Art History major? No one.

Obviously, you must be correct in your assertions that we bafoons are simply poor listeners and comprehenders. Please break it down to our lowly level and tell us what it is you are trying to say this time?
Duh

United States

#11 Sep 24, 2008
If this is Curtis Gaston then that is very scary! If it isn't , someone is bordering on liability.
justsaidit

Charlotte, NC

#12 Sep 24, 2008
Duh wrote:
If this is Curtis Gaston then that is very scary! If it isn't , someone is bordering on liability.
Interesting you should say that. The Bard starts a poll and names himself in it as if playing with fire then denys it. Who is liable for that? Who is liable for how folks vote online? All I did above was play along with his little who dunit mystery, ha!

I just looked at this link to Mr. Gaston's website -( http://www.warmupthetourbus.com/DC%20and%20th... ), and noticed an interesting and unusual word there that the Bard has used on more that on occassion - disdain.

Yes, the online "writings" of our good Mr Gaston utilize the same narrative as the Bard - disdain. Very interesting similarity indeed.

Excert from (part one)pdf:
"Then, he seamlessly turns the conversation toward the mysterious death of Hank Williams, the Loray Mill strike of 1929, or his total disdain for local “haircut bands.”"

Despite these general narrative observations that Bard has encourgage us to make, I would venture to guess that Mr. Gaston wouldn't waste is valuable time or energy on topix, like we do, ha! He also doesn't seem like the type guy who would hold these bizarre political views or behave is such a unorthodoxed manner.

I'm not sure where this little journey is headed, but I've got to move on to other business. Good luck with your self discovery Bard.
Duh

United States

#13 Sep 24, 2008
Liable is that which can be proven to cause harm ( especially economically). If the bard is Gaston, then he's crazy. If he's not and the impression is left that he is, it could be injurious to Mr. Gaston. You better believe there could be liability there. We're in an age of litigation.
lawyer up

Charlotte, NC

#14 Sep 24, 2008
Duh wrote:
Liable is that which can be proven to cause harm ( especially economically). If the bard is Gaston, then he's crazy. If he's not and the impression is left that he is, it could be injurious to Mr. Gaston. You better believe there could be liability there. We're in an age of litigation.
In that case maybe Senators Hoyle and Pittinger should consider suing the Bard, Ha!
Duh

United States

#15 Sep 24, 2008
It isn't liable if it's true.
lawyer up

Charlotte, NC

#16 Sep 24, 2008
Duh wrote:
It isn't liable if it's true.
What's your point? 10 public figures were named in a silly poll on topix, which no one reads and has no credablity whatsoever. So what?

If your intrepretation based on the voting habits of topix users is that Mr. Gaston is guilty then that's your conclusion, not mine. I happen to think that it's Mayor Boyce, ha!

Just ask Sara Palin or any other politican about speculation and rumors. They tend to go with the turf. Mr. Gaston isn't the first political figure to face public speculation and certainly won't be the last!

By the way, who cares anyway? L.O.L.!
Sarah Palin

Charlotte, NC

#17 Sep 24, 2008
justsaidit wrote:
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Interesting you should say that. The Bard starts a poll and names himself in it as if playing with fire then denys it. Who is liable for that? Who is liable for how folks vote online? All I did above was play along with his little who dunit mystery, ha!
I just looked at this link to Mr. Gaston's website -( http://www.warmupthetourbus.com/DC%20and%20th... ), and noticed an interesting and unusual word there that the Bard has used on more that on occassion - disdain.
Yes, the online "writings" of our good Mr Gaston utilize the same narrative as the Bard - disdain. Very interesting similarity indeed.
Excert from (part one)pdf:
"Then, he seamlessly turns the conversation toward the mysterious death of Hank Williams, the Loray Mill strike of 1929, or his total disdain for local “haircut bands.”"
Despite these general narrative observations that Bard has encourgage us to make, I would venture to guess that Mr. Gaston wouldn't waste is valuable time or energy on topix, like we do, ha! He also doesn't seem like the type guy who would hold these bizarre political views or behave is such a unorthodoxed manner.
I'm not sure where this little journey is headed, but I've got to move on to other business. Good luck with your self discovery Bard.
Thank you for your support. It is gratifying to know brains can be so easily accumulated with just a little BS. Thanks LOL.
Sarah Palin

Charlotte, NC

#18 Sep 24, 2008
lawyer up wrote:
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In that case maybe Senators Hoyle and Pittinger should consider suing the Bard, Ha!
Simple Minds batting about the simpleton's ball.
LOL.

Perhaps a lawsuit is what the Bard wants.

Perhaps the truth hides not from the light.

Perhaps Our two little fish are getting a lot of advice telling them not to do ANYTHING.

Perhaps they know what the Bard knows.

SHhhhhhhhhh.....

I'm cleaning up Raleigh for God.
Sarah Palin

Charlotte, NC

#19 Sep 24, 2008
lawyer up wrote:
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What's your point? 10 public figures were named in a silly poll on topix, which no one reads and has no credablity whatsoever. So what?
If your intrepretation based on the voting habits of topix users is that Mr. Gaston is guilty then that's your conclusion, not mine. I happen to think that it's Mayor Boyce, ha!
Just ask Sara Palin or any other politican about speculation and rumors. They tend to go with the turf. Mr. Gaston isn't the first political figure to face public speculation and certainly won't be the last!
By the way, who cares anyway? L.O.L.!
You keep thinking for us Brunettes honeychild.

We ain't all that dumb, are we?

Now why don;t you morons roll over for the Bard?

Come on... roll over.
Sarah Palin

Charlotte, NC

#20 Sep 24, 2008
Duh wrote:
If this is Curtis Gaston then that is very scary! If it isn't , someone is bordering on liability.
No, what's scary is me, Sarah Palin as Vice President. Thats scary.

You sleep under the freedom that the Bard provides then show disdain for Him that giveth.

Disdain is not blaspheme.

Its me its me its ernie t.

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