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Apr 16, 2008
 

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10) The Dude: A megalomaniac goofball who redefines lame. Proof positive his Topix posts/fecal droppings are of a brain that ceased development whilst still in the womb. He posts absolutely nothing worth reading.

9) Belmont Front Porch: Much like their namesake Bullshit blog, bluff and bluster fail to conceal his/her rather unimaginative posts that consistently rely on hijacking Belmont Banner headlines to compensate for a failing talent.

8) Irl Dixon: This slumping Realtor hasn’t closed a Real Estate deal since 2003 and is currently going through one hell of a mid-life crisis. His only purpose for being a member of this website is to try (failing miserably each and every time) and schmooze his way into the panties of Aunt Bee. Nothing is more of a deterrent to browsing this board than seeing this name as the last person who posted on a bunch of threads.

7) Nugeme: His obsessive spite against all things progress overshadows his rather pedestrian posts. He adamantly opposes downtown alcohol and the proposed Belmont Beer garden, yet he imbibes great quantities of cheap vodka and drugs normally categorized as recreational, classic sign of a man with a small penis and an even smaller ego.

6) Aunt Bee: Yawn. She hasn't made a scathing post since her last menstrual cycle nine years ago.

5) Ricrews: Just say NO to drugs! God knows why you people put up with this chain smoking train wreck......

4) Ensight: The guy can put together a sentence or two, but he's far too myopic in actually seeing where he fits into the Belmont firmament. He seems to specialize in a certain one-two punch: Posting then running off when challenged.

3) MellowMood: He’s not the eminent wordsmith and satirical assassin that Belmont‘s Mayor is, but he actually suffers no flaw or shortcoming that a spinal transplant couldn't fix.

2) Council Member: God only knows why, arguably Belmont's most knowledgeable insider, wishes to join a moribund, decrepit group of mentally crippled irrelevancies.

1) Belmont Mayor: Charm coupled with sophisticated wit that no one actually understands. There is not a single poster that he couldn't take apart whilst simultaneously re-assembling the radar assembly of a Harrier.

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Rockingham, NC

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Apr 16, 2008
 
Mr. Mayor...give me my assessment!!! I like to think that I'm at least as lame as the next guy!

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Since: Feb 08

Belmont & Wrightsville Beach

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Apr 17, 2008
 
Belmont Mayor wrote:
10) The Dude: A megalomaniac goofball who redefines lame. Proof positive his Topix posts/fecal droppings are of a brain that ceased development whilst still in the womb. He posts absolutely nothing worth reading.
9) Belmont Front Porch: Much like their namesake Bullshit blog, bluff and bluster fail to conceal his/her rather unimaginative posts that consistently rely on hijacking Belmont Banner headlines to compensate for a failing talent.
8) Irl Dixon: This slumping Realtor hasn’t closed a Real Estate deal since 2003 and is currently going through one hell of a mid-life crisis. His only purpose for being a member of this website is to try (failing miserably each and every time) and schmooze his way into the panties of Aunt Bee. Nothing is more of a deterrent to browsing this board than seeing this name as the last person who posted on a bunch of threads.
7) Nugeme: His obsessive spite against all things progress overshadows his rather pedestrian posts. He adamantly opposes downtown alcohol and the proposed Belmont Beer garden, yet he imbibes great quantities of cheap vodka and drugs normally categorized as recreational, classic sign of a man with a small penis and an even smaller ego.
6) Aunt Bee: Yawn. She hasn't made a scathing post since her last menstrual cycle nine years ago.
5) Ricrews: Just say NO to drugs! God knows why you people put up with this chain smoking train wreck......
4) Ensight: The guy can put together a sentence or two, but he's far too myopic in actually seeing where he fits into the Belmont firmament. He seems to specialize in a certain one-two punch: Posting then running off when challenged.
3) MellowMood: He’s not the eminent wordsmith and satirical assassin that Belmont‘s Mayor is, but he actually suffers no flaw or shortcoming that a spinal transplant couldn't fix.
2) Council Member: God only knows why, arguably Belmont's most knowledgeable insider, wishes to join a moribund, decrepit group of mentally crippled irrelevancies.
1) Belmont Mayor: Charm coupled with sophisticated wit that no one actually understands. There is not a single poster that he couldn't take apart whilst simultaneously re-assembling the radar assembly of a Harrier.
Harrier? Surgery on a Rabbit-Caretaker?
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Apr 17, 2008
 

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I can see I haven't missed much in my absence...
tripping billies aka WICV

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Apr 17, 2008
 

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FYI I am changing my name...no longer WICV

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Apr 17, 2008
 
Belmont Mayor, thank you for that long awaited, highly anticipated accessment of how you view us. You know how we all value your opinion highly,(especially nugeme), LOL!

Care to explain why you have changed your name from the Mayor of Belmont? By choice or force?

Actually, I already know the anwser, but for the record, I'm sure the rest of us would love to hear your side of that story.

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I stopped responding this foolishness a long time ago.

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Hey neighbor ( WICV) - good to see you back. Hope you are well.

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Belmont Mayor wrote:
10) The Dude: A megalomaniac goofball who redefines lame. Proof positive his Topix posts/fecal droppings are of a brain that ceased development whilst still in the womb. He posts absolutely nothing worth reading.
9) Belmont Front Porch: Much like their namesake Bullshit blog, bluff and bluster fail to conceal his/her rather unimaginative posts that consistently rely on hijacking Belmont Banner headlines to compensate for a failing talent.
8) Irl Dixon: This slumping Realtor hasn’t closed a Real Estate deal since 2003 and is currently going through one hell of a mid-life crisis. His only purpose for being a member of this website is to try (failing miserably each and every time) and schmooze his way into the panties of Aunt Bee. Nothing is more of a deterrent to browsing this board than seeing this name as the last person who posted on a bunch of threads.
7) Nugeme: His obsessive spite against all things progress overshadows his rather pedestrian posts. He adamantly opposes downtown alcohol and the proposed Belmont Beer garden, yet he imbibes great quantities of cheap vodka and drugs normally categorized as recreational, classic sign of a man with a small penis and an even smaller ego.
6) Aunt Bee: Yawn. She hasn't made a scathing post since her last menstrual cycle nine years ago.
5) Ricrews: Just say NO to drugs! God knows why you people put up with this chain smoking train wreck......
4) Ensight: The guy can put together a sentence or two, but he's far too myopic in actually seeing where he fits into the Belmont firmament. He seems to specialize in a certain one-two punch: Posting then running off when challenged.
3) MellowMood: He’s not the eminent wordsmith and satirical assassin that Belmont‘s Mayor is, but he actually suffers no flaw or shortcoming that a spinal transplant couldn't fix.
2) Council Member: God only knows why, arguably Belmont's most knowledgeable insider, wishes to join a moribund, decrepit group of mentally crippled irrelevancies.
1) Belmont Mayor: Charm coupled with sophisticated wit that no one actually understands. There is not a single poster that he couldn't take apart whilst simultaneously re-assembling the radar assembly of a Harrier.
Your assessment is correct except:

I am the Ultimate Belmont Outsider, by design.

I post here to cultivate an eventual queer-buddy.

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Apr 17, 2008
 
tripping billies aka WICV wrote:
FYI I am changing my name...no longer WICV
Welcome back WICV. I would suggest you register your new name SOON with Topix or change your other former name (email Topix a request).

If not, our resident pranksters and trolls will surely be tempted to post ridiculous comments using your new monkier in a vain attempt to embarrass and frustrate you. This recently happened with our old friend Irl Dixon, who has not been heard from since (come back Irl!). Just some friendly advice - see you later.

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Apr 17, 2008
 
nugeme wrote:
I stopped responding this foolishness a long time ago.


You're always one step ahead of me, lol!

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Apr 17, 2008
 
Belmont Mayor wrote:
10) The Dude: A megalomaniac goofball who redefines lame. Proof positive his Topix posts/fecal droppings are of a brain that ceased development whilst still in the womb. He posts absolutely nothing worth reading.
9) Belmont Front Porch: Much like their namesake Bullshit blog, bluff and bluster fail to conceal his/her rather unimaginative posts that consistently rely on hijacking Belmont Banner headlines to compensate for a failing talent.
8) Irl Dixon: This slumping Realtor hasn’t closed a Real Estate deal since 2003 and is currently going through one hell of a mid-life crisis. His only purpose for being a member of this website is to try (failing miserably each and every time) and schmooze his way into the panties of Aunt Bee. Nothing is more of a deterrent to browsing this board than seeing this name as the last person who posted on a bunch of threads.
7) Nugeme: His obsessive spite against all things progress overshadows his rather pedestrian posts. He adamantly opposes downtown alcohol and the proposed Belmont Beer garden, yet he imbibes great quantities of cheap vodka and drugs normally categorized as recreational, classic sign of a man with a small penis and an even smaller ego.
6) Aunt Bee: Yawn. She hasn't made a scathing post since her last menstrual cycle nine years ago.
5) Ricrews: Just say NO to drugs! God knows why you people put up with this chain smoking train wreck......
4) Ensight: The guy can put together a sentence or two, but he's far too myopic in actually seeing where he fits into the Belmont firmament. He seems to specialize in a certain one-two punch: Posting then running off when challenged.
3) MellowMood: He’s not the eminent wordsmith and satirical assassin that Belmont‘s Mayor is, but he actually suffers no flaw or shortcoming that a spinal transplant couldn't fix.
2) Council Member: God only knows why, arguably Belmont's most knowledgeable insider, wishes to join a moribund, decrepit group of mentally crippled irrelevancies.
1) Belmont Mayor: Charm coupled with sophisticated wit that no one actually understands. There is not a single poster that he couldn't take apart whilst simultaneously re-assembling the radar assembly of a Harrier.
Weeee doggie! That Mayor got some mouth. How he forgot me...well...I'll never know but always be thankful.

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Apr 17, 2008
 
I tried to change the name on my WICV, but could not find the option. I have already registered my new name...Thanks for the welcoming hospitality nugeme and ensight!

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Apr 17, 2008
 
The Belmont ISP gives it away every time, lol!

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Apr 17, 2008
 
Oooooonly nine years ago? Why, thank you soooo much for the complement Mr. Mayor, tee, hee, hee....

Sooooo glad to have you back with us WICV or TB, as you are now called. Tootles!
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Apr 18, 2008
 
Thanks Aunt Bee!

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Why is IT Mayor that you can post like a reasonably intelligent person over in the Mount Holly forum, but in Belmont you can't put two sentences together without attacking or ridiculing us? Perhaps your true friends and loyalties reside in the Mount Holly forum? Interesting....

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/mount-holly-n...
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I beg to differ Yellow Flag.
Howard created a great program at Union Road, then Tracy Black came on board for the Jr. Pee Wees and delivered a National Championship. Kudos to Howard for a job well done, and to Tracy who doubtless can coach on ANY level.
However; other than the Jr. Pee Wees, who else has delivered for Howard?
Ohhhhhhh, come on Yellow Flag, tell me all about Union Road's other Coaching Staffs. Has any other Gaston County team ever underachieved as much as Union Road's 2006 Pee Wees? There were higher expectations on that squad than the National Champion Jr. Pee Wees, yet they couldn't hold serve at home against Belmont's Pee Wees whose coaches outcoached and spanked your "best coached" Jaguars.
How about the Jaguars 2007 MMN team? Reagan took his starters out before half time and it wasn't even close.
Ohhhhhhh, come on Yellow Flag, tell me all about Union Road's other Coaching Staffs.
No disrespect to Howard and his first class program, but as a program, Belmont's coaching staff is better from top to bottom.

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Apr 18, 2008
 

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Belmont Mayor wrote:
5) Ricrews: Just say NO to drugs! God knows why you people put up with this chain smoking train wreck......
<crank, crank, crank, crank, carank, click>
Middle finger now in raised and upright position.

Hey, may not be lyrically eloquent, but it works for me on so many levels.

Let me stop and have a cigarette...

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Ensight wrote:
Why is IT Mayor that you can post like a reasonably intelligent person over in the Mount Holly forum, but in Belmont you can't put two sentences together without attacking or ridiculing us? Perhaps your true friends and loyalties reside in the Mount Holly forum? Interesting....
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/mount-holly-n...
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All his post in Mt. Holly aren't considered reasonable....or intelligent.

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Weeeell, I think it is suuuch a shame that folks who are capable of relevent cohesive conversation would rather engage themselves in foolishness and nonsense rather than to participate in a truely meaningful conversation.

Immaturity I suspose....but I willll tell you one thing, these folks are tooooo old to be acting up like this. Poooooor upbringing I would venture to guess. Such a shame....

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