Where is the Dawg?

Created by Animal Control on Dec 10, 2008

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He's in the Dawg pound

Aunt Bee has him chained up

Oz is teaching him to fetch

He is just a Lazy Dawg

In the Dawg House again

In bed with Bard

He's stuck in Mama's basement

He's resigned in humiliation

Got hit by a car

Just taking a short break

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Betty Boop

Charlotte, NC

#1 Dec 10, 2008
now if i was a betting woman, I'd say dawge ain't coming back for some reason?

“I Seek Not?”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont

#2 Dec 10, 2008
Some of us have some serious homophobe issues to do with whereas every other comment has something to do with homosexual activities.

Now depending upon gender and age, these issues need to be addressed specifically and individually for your own sake. You will always have intimacy issues until you resolve these problems and it has absolutely nothing to do with the Bible so don't even go there.

Thy Bard has stated on many occasions his celibacy due to spiritual goals.

The Dawge has a really hot little girlfriend who Topix Losers could only dream of.

And my main man CG is as everyone knows fronting the duff with an attractive middle-aged woman.

Any more questions? Go to Monkey Masturbation Video.
Mirror Mirror

Charlotte, NC

#3 Dec 10, 2008
Fronting is probably about right CG :)

You are worried about our issues? Lol Look deep within! nuff said.

“I Seek Not?”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont

#4 Dec 10, 2008
Mirror Mirror wrote:
Fronting is probably about right CG :)
You are worried about our issues? Lol Look deep within! nuff said.
No nuff, i have stated the u;timate purpose of "clear vision" through self-deprivation of all worldly attachments. It is a practice thousands of years old much as our Monks.

How doth thou thinketh thy Bard has his vision?

It is something to be accomplished for a spiritual journey to take place but has also placed me in a timely place for the coming apocalyptic end-times.

We are a self centered culture where self gratification is the utmost of pursuits.

Within this culture lies a fascination with anything sexual as the clear light of the Internet so aptly demonstrates.

And anyone of a true nature of the human form understands the negative aspects of "gula".

Look to our youngsters as they are the mirror upon the wall.

My name is John Lee Pettimore and we getting ready.

“Thought is Free”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont, NC

#5 Dec 10, 2008
Im here... just watching fellas. No humiliation here, it takes more than a few words for me to succumb. Waiting and Watching.

“Thought is Free”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont, NC

#6 Dec 10, 2008
taking me a day to recover from all the excitement over the weekend. Your Dawge is still with you. You don't have to gossip over me, melinda and corky are plenty enough.

“I Seek Not?”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont

#7 Dec 10, 2008
We pay homage to a drug called viagra as if the Satyrs reign supreme in a Dionysus world where we sacrifice all for the pursuit of attainment of worldly desires.

Good Christians accept these medical wonders as manna lying upon the ground while rationalizing any behavior which serve as means to the end of self-gratification.

Good Christians and Men of God speak openly of their sexual lifestyles on TV encouraging the aim of lechery always having the backstop of being a sinner.

False Prophets reign in the end times and have the biggest and brightest pulpits to preach from.

“:)”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont, NC

#8 Dec 10, 2008
DawgeZilla wrote:
taking me a day to recover from all the excitement over the weekend. Your Dawge is still with you. You don't have to gossip over me, melinda and corky are plenty enough.
I'm on your side Dawg! I like you and I think you have a lot to offer ;)

“Thought is Free”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont, NC

#9 Dec 10, 2008
truth be totally known, Dawges transportation has gone out. Hitchhiking ain't as easy as once was.
Bad Dawg

Charlotte, NC

#10 Dec 10, 2008
DawgeZilla wrote:
taking me a day to recover from all the excitement over the weekend. Your Dawge is still with you. You don't have to gossip over me, melinda and corky are plenty enough.
sounds like, dawg gone bad..:)

Any News Today

Charlotte, NC

#11 Dec 10, 2008
Hey Dawg, can you post that story on the wire about the Belmont man and his plans for his new shotgun?

That one sounds like a good one, lol!

“I Seek Not?”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont

#12 Dec 10, 2008
Thy Bard will bat that one around a bit for thy villagers are getting restless. Perhaps it will take the heat off Coky Corky for awhile.

Since: Oct 08

Belmont NC

#13 Dec 10, 2008
Betty Boop wrote:
now if i was a betting woman, I'd say dawge ain't coming back for some reason?
Someone's trying to get your goat, Dawge, for some reason; pay no mind.

“Thought is Free”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont, NC

#14 Dec 10, 2008
Thurber wrote:
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Someone's trying to get your goat, Dawge, for some reason; pay no mind.
Its all good. The childish only hold attention for so long.
AWOL

Charlotte, NC

#15 Jan 6, 2009
O where O where did my Dawg Zilla go? O where O where can he be? LOL!

“I Seek Not?”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont

#16 Jan 6, 2009
Dawg been in the pound house.

His woman ain't bringing home the bacon from her exotic dancing career.
He just got laid off by Danny Junior.
His house got the black toxic mold.
Car just broke down.
He cleaning up dog shit all the time.
And he got blisters from the man's boot!

Please send donations in cash or check to:)
First Prebsy Church
Care of: Dawgezilla.

They will forward.

“Thought is Free”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont, NC

#17 Jan 6, 2009
AWOL wrote:
O where O where did my Dawg Zilla go? O where O where can he be? LOL!
Here. Watching and waiting. It is all-good
AWOL

Charlotte, NC

#18 Feb 3, 2009
Lost Editorial Dog
$3 reward if returned alive
Known to roam the neighborhood
Missing now for about a month
Quiet dog - does not bark much - a loner
Answers to the name of Dawgzilla
If found please send back home to topix

“Thought is Free”

Since: Aug 08

Belmont, NC

#19 Feb 3, 2009
still watching..... and waiting. The Dawge is always on guard.
AWOL

Charlotte, NC

#20 Feb 3, 2009
Impressive Dawg!

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