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Police: Wash. man severed own arm with guillotine

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“ Midsummer Dreams”

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Oct 29, 2011
 

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He came armed with a guillotine and left empty handed

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Oct 29, 2011
 
Grace Nerissa wrote:
He came armed with a guillotine and left empty handed
That there is FUNNY Grace!

Thank you for the laugh.

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Oct 29, 2011
 
Uh Clem wrote:
Somebody will no doubt turn the severed limb into a Major Award -- for being really stupid. Where'd I put that extra lampshade?
next to the asstray

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#24
Oct 30, 2011
 
Yep,,, it works! It really really works... GIve the man a hand...
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How does a one arm man----clap? <<Duh goes around in a circle trying to clap real fast like, With one arm>>

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Oct 30, 2011
 
He will have to get used to the sound of one hand clapping from now on.

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Oct 30, 2011
 
Hermann the German wrote:
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That there is FUNNY Grace!
Thank you for the laugh.
LOL ....

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Thank YOU for the comment..

Just ran across my mind when I saw the thread.
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Oct 30, 2011
 
Moliner wrote:
Lefty?
Ever wondered why there's never(far as I know) been a western made with a bad guy called "Righty"?

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Oct 31, 2011
 
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Ever wondered why there's never(far as I know) been a western made with a bad guy called "Righty"?
No that term only applies to American Republican wing-nuts! lol.

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Oct 31, 2011
 
reza june wrote:
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No that term only applies to American Republican wing-nuts! lol.
Or "righty tighty", "lefty Loosey" as in turning direction of metal nuts.

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Oct 31, 2011
 
off the trail wrote:
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Or "righty tighty", "lefty Loosey" as in turning direction of metal nuts.
Brilliant analogy, and may have some truth to it! Lol

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Nov 1, 2011
 
beatlesinthebog wrote:
<quoted text>Ever wondered why there's never(far as I know) been a western made with a bad guy called "Righty"?
Hi, Beatlehead.. Hope all is going very well with you. I see you all the time posting those witty posts. Just do not comment on them all the time. You are so much fun and I am glad that you join us here on OFFBEAT lots and lots..
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Now concerning your comment now... Uh,,, I am left-handed. and I hope to keep it. lol. I don't think I will be putting it into a GUILLOTINE any time soon.. I do hope. and all LEFTIES aren't crooks... lol.....
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Peace dude. Take care. OMG you just reminded me of that funny CLOWN thread.. That was soo funny.. Maybe I can find it and somehow breathe life into it again.. lol...
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Nov 1, 2011
 
Hi Lady-Retta/Duh, hows everything on your mountain?

I bet he won't be playing the guitar soon.

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Nov 2, 2011
 
Spartan 2 wrote:
Hi Lady-Retta/Duh, hows everything on your mountain?
I bet he won't be playing the guitar soon.
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Hi Sparty,, lol... I am still brainlocked as to how the dude is going to clap at the opera. or concert. I guess during at an applause meter this person will just have to yell... lol...
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Have a good day Spartan.
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Nov 2, 2011
 
Uh Clem wrote:
He will have to get used to the sound of one hand clapping from now on.
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Well, now the man is unemployed.. There goes his job BANGING CYMBALLS at the opera....

duh

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