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“ Midsummer Dreams”
Since: Dec 06
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He came armed with a guillotine and left empty handed
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Since: Oct 11
Schweinfurt
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Grace Nerissa wrote: He came armed with a guillotine and left empty handed That there is FUNNY Grace! Thank you for the laugh.
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“ GOLDEN YEARS ”
Since: Jan 08
ARE EARNED
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Uh Clem wrote: Somebody will no doubt turn the severed limb into a Major Award -- for being really stupid. Where'd I put that extra lampshade? next to the asstray
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“Master Baker”
Since: Jul 08
Hidden-like GINSENG.
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Yep,,, it works! It really really works... GIve the man a hand... ' How does a one arm man----clap? <<Duh goes around in a circle trying to clap real fast like, With one arm>>
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“We're all Bozos on this bus”
Since: Jan 07
Indianapolis, IN
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He will have to get used to the sound of one hand clapping from now on.
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“ Midsummer Dreams”
Since: Dec 06
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Hermann the German wrote: <quoted text> That there is FUNNY Grace! Thank you for the laugh. LOL .... and ... Thank YOU for the comment.. Just ran across my mind when I saw the thread.
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beatlesinthebog
New Zealand
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Moliner wrote: Lefty? Ever wondered why there's never(far as I know) been a western made with a bad guy called "Righty"?
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“Pardon my nosiness ”
Since: May 07
London, England
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beatlesinthebog wrote: <quoted text>Ever wondered why there's never(far as I know) been a western made with a bad guy called "Righty"? No that term only applies to American Republican wing-nuts! lol.
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“Jody”
Since: Apr 09
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reza june wrote: <quoted text> No that term only applies to American Republican wing-nuts! lol. Or "righty tighty", "lefty Loosey" as in turning direction of metal nuts.
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“Pardon my nosiness ”
Since: May 07
London, England
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off the trail wrote: <quoted text> Or "righty tighty", "lefty Loosey" as in turning direction of metal nuts. Brilliant analogy, and may have some truth to it! Lol
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“Master Baker”
Since: Jul 08
Hidden-like GINSENG.
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beatlesinthebog wrote: <quoted text>Ever wondered why there's never(far as I know) been a western made with a bad guy called "Righty"? Hi, Beatlehead.. Hope all is going very well with you. I see you all the time posting those witty posts. Just do not comment on them all the time. You are so much fun and I am glad that you join us here on OFFBEAT lots and lots.. ' Now concerning your comment now... Uh,,, I am left-handed. and I hope to keep it. lol. I don't think I will be putting it into a GUILLOTINE any time soon.. I do hope. and all LEFTIES aren't crooks... lol..... ' Peace dude. Take care. OMG you just reminded me of that funny CLOWN thread.. That was soo funny.. Maybe I can find it and somehow breathe life into it again.. lol... ' Terretta dh
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“CANDY IS DANDY”
Since: Oct 10
BUT LIQUOR IS QUICKER
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Hi Lady-Retta/Duh, hows everything on your mountain?
I bet he won't be playing the guitar soon.
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“Master Baker”
Since: Jul 08
Hidden-like GINSENG.
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Spartan 2 wrote: Hi Lady-Retta/Duh, hows everything on your mountain? I bet he won't be playing the guitar soon. ' Hi Sparty,, lol... I am still brainlocked as to how the dude is going to clap at the opera. or concert. I guess during at an applause meter this person will just have to yell... lol... ' Have a good day Spartan. ' Teretta dh
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“Master Baker”
Since: Jul 08
Hidden-like GINSENG.
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Uh Clem wrote: He will have to get used to the sound of one hand clapping from now on. ' Well, now the man is unemployed.. There goes his job BANGING CYMBALLS at the opera.... duh
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