Apocalypse Jokes
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#1 Dec 20, 2012
I just heard something really funny.

"People are making Apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow."

Sorry. I have a warped sense of humor.
Zen Dude

Buckeye Lake, OH

#2 Dec 20, 2012
Two mayans,

1st Mayan, The tequila is ready, you want some?

2nd Mayan I'm working on this calendar but I guess if I don't finsh it it won't be the end of the world.

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#3 Dec 20, 2012
Hahaha!
Zen Dude

Buckeye Lake, OH

#4 Dec 20, 2012
Calm down, if the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.

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#5 Dec 20, 2012
Zen Dude wrote:
Calm down, if the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.
I saw that one, too. Love it.
gonond

Masontown, PA

#6 Dec 20, 2012
youtube.com/watch...
joke;
The world is ending in 3 days and I’d really like to know who let the dogs out.
MaYan ApocalypSeS

Greenville, OH

#7 Dec 20, 2012
"The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet the next day the malls will be overrun with Mayans trying to buy last-minute gifts." –Jay Leno
Zen Dude

Buckeye Lake, OH

#8 Dec 20, 2012
12-21-12 Mayan April Fools Day

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#9 Dec 20, 2012
Ok...

Mayan 1. I only had enough room on the tablet to go up to 2012.

Mayan 2. Ha!! THAT'LL freak somebody out someday!
not ignorant

Little Rock, AR

#10 Dec 21, 2012
Zen Dude wrote:
Calm down, if the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.
are you an idiot
there ARE still mayans

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#11 Dec 21, 2012
not ignorant wrote:
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are you an idiot
there ARE still mayans
That's true but it was a joke. No need to call names.
Kyra

Haysville, KS

#12 Dec 21, 2012
I HEAR THE SCREAMS OF INNOCENT CHILDREN OUTSIDE!!
I Hope They Got Enough Money For The Ice Cream Truck They Are Chasing.
Shannon23

Dublin, Ireland

#13 Dec 21, 2012
Zen Dude wrote:
Calm down, if the Mayans were good at predicting the future, there would still be Mayans.
thats the thing... there are mayans left.
Zen Dude

Buckeye Lake, OH

#14 Dec 21, 2012
Shannon23 wrote:
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thats the thing... there are mayans left.
Apparently the prediction was the death of a sense of humor.

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#15 Dec 21, 2012
Zen Dude wrote:
<quoted text> Apparently the prediction was the death of a sense of humor.
Apparently.

12-21-12.....everyone loses their sense of humor....that's panning out pretty well here today.
Zen Dude

Buckeye Lake, OH

#16 Dec 21, 2012
Ethel K wrote:
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Apparently.
12-21-12.....everyone loses their sense of humor....that's panning out pretty well here today.
Have you ever noticed that when you tell a funny joke to a group of people There's always one poopy head who tries to logically dissect it, coming to the conclusion that it doesn't make sense. Can you imagine what they do with "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me"? I shudder to think.

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#17 Dec 21, 2012
Zen Dude wrote:
<quoted text> Have you ever noticed that when you tell a funny joke to a group of people There's always one poopy head who tries to logically dissect it, coming to the conclusion that it doesn't make sense. Can you imagine what they do with "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me"? I shudder to think.
LOL! Well, here on Topix they would say, "You IDIOT, you can't fit a banana all the way into your pocket."

You must be a dumb azz republican/democrat/conservati ve/liberal/tea party member......take your pick. And then a long argument about 'banana' size would ensue, complete with a lot of phrases like "You people" and "your ilk" thrown in.
Santa

Butler, OH

#18 Dec 21, 2012
Topix to a tee Ethel. Hohoho.
Tom2live

San Jose, CA

#19 Dec 22, 2012
It's Saturday December 22, 2:12 am, and I'm sitting here alone in my bunker with my dim REI headlamp glancing over the Mayan calendar swimsuit issue, when I get a text from my wife; "Hey Patton, you can quit whacking off and return from your doghouse now!"
Grandpa Jones

Bellefontaine, OH

#21 Dec 22, 2012
D0N W S0UTH wrote:
you guys are dumb the indian calendar doesn't end until january 23 2013. that is when the world is going to end.
Maybe for you.

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