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“I'm not mean, you're a sissy”

Since: Jun 09

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#1 Aug 29, 2012
Mitt, practicing for tomorrow's speech
Ass kicker legit

Lima, OH

#2 Aug 29, 2012
I'd take Mitt with a dog strapped to his head any day over schmObama.

“I'm not mean, you're a sissy”

Since: Jun 09

Location hidden

#3 Aug 29, 2012
Ass kicker legit wrote:
I'd take Mitt with a dog strapped to his head any day over schmObama.
Well, some of us aren't as kinky as you.
too bad

Loveland, OH

#4 Aug 29, 2012
That is good that you would tak Mittens that way, because he is not going to be president. Maybe he can start a circus act with a dog on his head.
Bluto

Bellefontaine, OH

#5 Aug 29, 2012
why couldnt the nominee have been someone that we can take seriously like Ron Paul
Ass kicker legit

Lima, OH

#6 Aug 30, 2012
3 dog (and a Mitt) night
you decide

United States

#7 Aug 30, 2012
This is how our government works? BOTH sides!

NIGHT WATCHMAN-



Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One was to do the studies and one was to write the reports.

Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"

So they created two positions: a time keeper and a payroll officer then hired two people.

Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back."

So they laid-off the night watchman.

NOW slowly, let it sink in.

Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter. Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter administration?

Anybody?

Anything?

No?

Didn't think so!

Bottom line is, we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency, the reason for which very few people who read this can remember!

Ready??

It was very simple... and at the time, everybody thought it very appropriate.

The Department of Energy was instituted on 8/04/1977, TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.

Hey, pretty efficient, huh???

AND NOW IT'S 2012 -- 35 YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS "NECESSARY" DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. IT HAS 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND
APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!

(THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?")
34 years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports. Today 70% of our oil consumption is foreign imports.

Ah, yes -- good old Federal bureaucracy.

NOW, WE HAVE TURNED OVER THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE, AND THE AUTO
INDUSTRY TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?

Hello!! Anybody Home?

Signed.... The Night Watchman


lie detector

Zanesville, OH

#8 Aug 30, 2012
you decide wrote:
This is how our government works? BOTH sides!
NIGHT WATCHMAN-
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.
Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One was to do the studies and one was to write the reports.
Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created two positions: a time keeper and a payroll officer then hired two people.
Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back."
So they laid-off the night watchman.
NOW slowly, let it sink in.
Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter. Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter administration?
Anybody?
Anything?
No?
Didn't think so!
Bottom line is, we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency, the reason for which very few people who read this can remember!
Ready??
It was very simple... and at the time, everybody thought it very appropriate.
The Department of Energy was instituted on 8/04/1977, TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.
Hey, pretty efficient, huh???
AND NOW IT'S 2012 -- 35 YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS "NECESSARY" DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. IT HAS 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND
APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!
(THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?")
34 years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports. Today 70% of our oil consumption is foreign imports.
Ah, yes -- good old Federal bureaucracy.
NOW, WE HAVE TURNED OVER THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE, AND THE AUTO
INDUSTRY TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?
Hello!! Anybody Home?
Signed.... The Night Watchman
Great post. How true.

“Libertarian not Republican”

Since: Jul 12

Indian Lake

#9 Aug 30, 2012
Night Watchman, good stuff there. However, there appears to be no room for Libertarian type logic on Topix. . . . . .
USA

Marengo, OH

#10 Sep 3, 2012
The fools are the people that voted for Obama .
animal control

Sidney, OH

#11 Sep 3, 2012
RU better-off than you were 4 years ago...?...Fool!

no charge

“Humpty Trumpty”

Since: Nov 11

You were all conned

#12 Sep 3, 2012
animal control wrote:
RU better-off than you were 4 years ago...?...Fool!
no charge
Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive.
animal control

Sidney, OH

#13 Sep 3, 2012
wheres dah body...?...Baby!

gm went bankrupt and the sheresz r werthluss...$$...FOOL!

no charge
animal control

Sidney, OH

#14 Sep 3, 2012
ur real estate values r in dah crapper, & the taxes r excessive,,,,,,Baby!

no charge

“Humpty Trumpty”

Since: Nov 11

You were all conned

#15 Sep 3, 2012
animal control wrote:
wheres dah body...?...Baby!
gm went bankrupt and the sheresz r werthluss...$$...FOOL!
no charge
who tlod you that, big foot?
animal control

Sidney, OH

#16 Sep 3, 2012
they have programz 4 people like U, nancy pelosie, billery klinton and joseph biden......Baby!

no charge

“Humpty Trumpty”

Since: Nov 11

You were all conned

#17 Sep 3, 2012
animal control wrote:
they have programz 4 people like U, nancy pelosie, billery klinton and joseph biden......Baby!
no charge
have you been drinking bargain barrel wine again?
animal control

Sidney, OH

#18 Sep 3, 2012
Captain Beefheart wrote:
<quoted text> Well, some of us aren't as kinky as you.
&fe ature=related

“Republican Outrage & Hate will”

Since: Jun 10

Cost Them Again Come 2016

#19 Sep 3, 2012
you decide wrote:
This is how our government works? BOTH sides!
NIGHT WATCHMAN-
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.
Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One was to do the studies and one was to write the reports.
Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created two positions: a time keeper and a payroll officer then hired two people.
Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $918,000 over budget, we must cut back."
So they laid-off the night watchman.
NOW slowly, let it sink in.
Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter. Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter administration?
Anybody?
Anything?
No?
Didn't think so!
Bottom line is, we've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency, the reason for which very few people who read this can remember!
Ready??
It was very simple... and at the time, everybody thought it very appropriate.
The Department of Energy was instituted on 8/04/1977, TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.
Hey, pretty efficient, huh???
AND NOW IT'S 2012 -- 35 YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS "NECESSARY" DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. IT HAS 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND
APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB IT HAS DONE!
(THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?")
34 years ago 30% of our oil consumption was foreign imports. Today 70% of our oil consumption is foreign imports.
Ah, yes -- good old Federal bureaucracy.
NOW, WE HAVE TURNED OVER THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE, AND THE AUTO
INDUSTRY TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?
Hello!! Anybody Home?
Signed.... The Night Watchman
Does anyone really ever take the time to read all your copy and paste? I sure don't .
Miami

Eastlake, OH

#20 Sep 4, 2012
Flip Flopper wrote:
<quoted text>
Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive.
GM would still be alive if they'd had filed bankruptcy per normal channels and it wouldn't have cost taxpayers billions of dollars.
They still haven't paid the debt back entirely. They're alive with life support from the taxpayer.

Anyone who would quote Biden is desperate.

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