Jumping sturgeon knocks woman unconsc...

Jumping sturgeon knocks woman unconscious on Suwannee River

There are 38 comments on the Orlando Sentinel story from Jun 12, 2007, titled Jumping sturgeon knocks woman unconscious on Suwannee River. In it, Orlando Sentinel reports that:

A woman was injured over the weekend by a leaping sturgeon, the latest incident involving the flying fish on the Suwannee River, officials said.

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Sheeme Shawmee

Orlando, FL

#1 Jun 12, 2007
Surgeon's should be held accountable for their actions. Causing injury to an innocent woman out boating is against the surgeon's hypocritical oath.
Chow

Merritt Island, FL

#2 Jun 12, 2007
Geez, first hurricanes, then wildfires, now deadly leaping fish!
Marcos

Huntsville, AL

#3 Jun 12, 2007
Sheeme Shawmee wrote:
Surgeon's should be held accountable for their actions. Causing injury to an innocent woman out boating is against the surgeon's hypocritical oath.
STURGEON lady, not surgeon... LOL!!!
Karen

Havre De Grace, MD

#4 Jun 12, 2007
surgeon hahahha funny
booger

Orlando, FL

#5 Jun 12, 2007
Marcos wrote:
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STURGEON lady, not surgeon... LOL!!!
joke's on you... doofus!
rich

AOL

#6 Jun 12, 2007
opd should hire them to patrol
Sheeme Shawme

Orlando, FL

#7 Jun 12, 2007
Oh much apollogies. A big fish would make more sence. I am new here in the US and your language still troubles me. But please I am not a lady, my wife would be disappointed. I have just purchased convenience store in beautiful Pine Hills. I got a great price. Come by for Blueberry Squishie.
Marcos wrote:
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STURGEON lady, not surgeon... LOL!!!
Orlando Homegrown

Orlando, FL

#8 Jun 12, 2007
Would that doctor now be known as the "Sturgeon Surgeon"? Just a thought,not necessarily a good one!
OI8AFLY

Altamonte Springs, FL

#9 Jun 12, 2007
Jumping Sturgeon Batman!
matt

Miami, FL

#10 Jun 12, 2007
Maybe if you sent the Castleberry police up there they could blast away at that since they could not take care of the lizard.
Say What

United States

#11 Jun 12, 2007
Holy mackeral! Not safe in the surf and not safe in the Ole Miss.
alfiala

Chicago, IL

#13 Jun 12, 2007
sturgeon sturgeon, emergency (think bad 80's Foreigner song)
MANATEE

Las Vegas, NV

#14 Jun 12, 2007
If someone were killed by a jumping sturgeon, could you imagine the "cause of death" statement? Hopefully, we'll never have to find that one out.
William Beem

Wildwood, FL

#15 Jun 12, 2007
Someone call the Guardian Angels. This happens every year. It's time they took action.
Qualla

Orlando, FL

#16 Jun 12, 2007
Leaping lizards!

BTW, what happened to the lizard that the cop shot?
Bryan

Brandon, MS

#17 Jun 12, 2007
Thirteen posts and not even one of them is remotely amusing. What a sad bunch of online nerds!
geepers

Collierville, TN

#18 Jun 12, 2007
Like a Sturgeon...touched for the very first time.
Jax

Kissimmee, FL

#19 Jun 12, 2007
Bryan wrote:
Thirteen posts and not even one of them is remotely amusing. What a sad bunch of online nerds!
Sorry Bryan, I disagree. The Foreigner one made my day!!
Gil

Kissimmee, FL

#20 Jun 12, 2007
Bryan wrote:
Thirteen posts and not even one of them is remotely amusing. What a sad bunch of online nerds!
Yeah! That only thing that would be lamer would be reading them all and then issuing a critique ...

I'm still waiting for someone to wonder whether the woman had more than her share of melanin or was passport-challenged, in which case they will nominate the sturgeon for the Medal of Honor.
cgw

Orlando, FL

#21 Jun 12, 2007
I wish the Orl Sentinel had posted a picture of a sturgeon with this story.

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