Jumping Sturgeon Injures Woman in Fla...

Jumping Sturgeon Injures Woman in Fla.: SouthFlorida.com

There are 6 comments on the SouthFlorida.com story from Jun 12, 2007, titled Jumping Sturgeon Injures Woman in Fla.: SouthFlorida.com. In it, SouthFlorida.com reports that:

A woman was injured over the weekend by a leaping sturgeon, the latest incident involving the flying fish on the Suwannee River, officials said.

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what

Miami, FL

#1 Jun 12, 2007
People in Florida are constantly being injured by jumpy surgeons.

“MANGLER”

Since: Dec 06

Atlanta, GA / Seattle, WA

#3 Jun 12, 2007
"They can grow up to 8 feet long and up to 200 pounds."

I wonder if the sturgeon robbed that home in Pompano this morning?

“Sportbike Scum.”

Since: May 07

Coral Springs, FL

#4 Jun 12, 2007
Uh oh... ANOTHER Sturgeon "attack"??? Everybody PANIC!!! A very fishy-sounding conspiracy, if you ask me...

Time to legalize dynamite-fishing...
Native born

United States

#5 Jun 12, 2007
Uncle Vito wrote:
Uh oh... ANOTHER Sturgeon "attack"??? Everybody PANIC!!! A very fishy-sounding conspiracy, if you ask me...
Time to legalize dynamite-fishing...
Be careful. The sturgeon didn't know what it was doing. The lady was intruding in the fishes home. It was just defending itself. Before you go calling for dynamite fishing, think of how it will look when there are 1000's of PETA members camped out on your lawn.
Breech Birth

Boca Raton, FL

#6 Jun 13, 2007
Native born wrote:
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Be careful. The sturgeon didn't know what it was doing. The lady was intruding in the fishes home. It was just defending itself. Before you go calling for dynamite fishing, think of how it will look when there are 1000's of PETA members camped out on your lawn.
You are wrong, sir,

It takes 6 years of college to become a doctor, and at least 8 years to become a Sturgeon.

With that much schooling, the Sturgeon knew exactly what it was doing.

In fact, a good Sturgeon spends all it's spare time in schools.

“MANGLER”

Since: Dec 06

Atlanta, GA / Seattle, WA

#7 Jun 13, 2007
Sounds like Tara Spears went to the school of hard knocks then.
Breech Birth wrote:
<quoted text>
You are wrong, sir,
It takes 6 years of college to become a doctor, and at least 8 years to become a Sturgeon.
With that much schooling, the Sturgeon knew exactly what it was doing.
In fact, a good Sturgeon spends all it's spare time in schools.

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