How to eat a girl out?

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guest369

United States

#1 May 22, 2012
I want to on my girlfriend what are some good tips and tricks and if you are a girl what do you like the most?
Ashley

Claremore, OK

#2 May 22, 2012
knife and fork

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#4 May 22, 2012
don't forget lots of salt and pepper

“NSA”

Since: Jul 10

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#5 May 22, 2012
A tip u want? Ok, they prolly want someone who knows wtf they're doing.
guest

Grapevine, AR

#6 May 22, 2012
Whats your name??
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#7 May 23, 2012
Best served hot. Bring 100 gallon of water to a boil, using a chain hoist gently lower her into it. check often, excess heat may cause it to curl. bring inside temp to 169 degrees, boil for 38 minutes or until wrinkley. add parsley, onion, & carrots, boil at 376 degrees for an additional 22 minutes. dump the girl & eat the soup.

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#8 May 23, 2012
lol...i'm a meat and potato kinda guy so i like to throw some potatos and roast in there. and you've got to make sure to use some cornbread to sop up all the juice. haha.
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#9 May 23, 2012
Taste like fish, yep, I'd throw in a roast too. Have you seen the Nutrition Facts on girl friends these days, the total fat, high calories, Sat.fat, High sodium & no fiber. Thats for a 10 lb serving. Might as well order a pizza & a pitcher of beer.
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#10 May 23, 2012
I have to admit I don't eat out as much as I use to. now that I've cut back, I can actually say I feel better maintaining a steady 302 lbs. Not to mention the savings on shock absorbers.

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#11 May 23, 2012
lmao, too much mcdonalds has ruined 'em. it's sad that beer and pizza are healthier. pretty sure thats what im goin to have tonight.
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#12 May 23, 2012
I'll guess I'll eat at home tonight, my cat had kittens.
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#13 May 23, 2012
What the 'll happened?
wtf haha

Tyler, TX

#14 May 24, 2012
You shouldn't really do iit if you don't know how.. I suggest practicing by doing the alphabet with your tongue between your knuckles. If you wanna make it really good, try some calligraphy.
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#15 May 26, 2012
Would morse code work? 3 orgasms in 15 minutes, I sure have some sensitive knuckles

“NSA”

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#16 May 26, 2012
Morse code? You beepbeep beep on tha cooter? Now that's gangsta!! And what's this about the knuckles? You punching tha puss?? Now that's scary!!
Guest

Dallas, TX

#17 May 26, 2012
b_rad_ wrote:
Morse code? You beepbeep beep on tha cooter? Now that's gangsta!! And what's this about the knuckles? You punching tha puss?? Now that's scary!!
You're in the wrong thread. You and Gp are not too fond of the ladies.

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