Defend Yourself with Scissors

Defend Yourself with Scissors

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Since: May 08

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#2 Jan 31, 2013
LOL... I agree..."Protect your hiding place".....Har de har har......

With whatever you have?.. staplers, finger nail files or clippers, spitballs...

It's amazing how stupid some people are huh?

I'm with you, I'll just use my pistol:)
Mom

United States

#3 Jan 31, 2013
Lmbo I will stick with my 38 or 9mm. Lol
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Since: Dec 12

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#4 Jan 31, 2013
I wonder why King Obama does not try to get the criminals to arrive at our house with a stapler or scissors? He could tell them "do it right away". LOL
dearann

United States

#5 Jan 31, 2013
BatCat wrote:
I wonder why King Obama does not try to get the criminals to arrive at our house with a stapler or scissors? He could tell them "do it right away". LOL
Bahaa I can see that now. Oh my I have an intruder Im scared they are armed with a stapler. Bahaaa
justme

United States

#6 Jan 31, 2013
Stay away from barbers and hair salons. Someone may get scissor happy.

Since: Aug 08

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#7 Jan 31, 2013
Don't turn up your noses at scissors, they're better than nothing.

You people who have never been attacked but like to lecture might be in for a surprise if you ever are. I hope not.
info

Charleston, WV

#8 Jan 31, 2013
Only an idiot would bring a knife to a gunfigh.... Oh we are talking about the government so...
dunadd

Greensboro, NC

#9 Jan 31, 2013
scissors i have heard it all. i thought i had but i hadnt alright ladies and gentlemen a scissors fight at the OK corral it aint no wonder america is the laughingstock of the world this nation who stopped the japanese and nazi juggernauts 70 years ago is putting out garbage such as this. wow
picker2

Beckley, WV

#10 Jan 31, 2013
Lesson Learned wrote:
Don't turn up your noses at scissors, they're better than nothing.
You people who have never been attacked but like to lecture might be in for a surprise if you ever are. I hope not.
I heard from a reliable source that Obama wants to ban scissors with pointy ends. You are only allowed to own the ones with the rounded ends and they can be no longer than five inches. You are also not allowed to own any more than 6 pairs and must have a background check. And not any of those scary looking ones either, so get ready to have your scissors registered.
picker2

Beckley, WV

#11 Jan 31, 2013
I just went to Walmart and bought the last 19 pairs of scissors left. I guess word has already gotten out. I am warning you robbers stay away from my house or there will be some serious repercussions. If you get close enough to me, don't think I won't poke you with a pair.
capitalist pig

Beckley, WV

#12 Jan 31, 2013
If only that bus driver in AL had a pair of scissors, he would be alive and that poor child would not be held hostage.

Oh no that is not right, If he had a gun and shot that POS, that child would not be held hostage.

“One fish... Two fish... ”

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Since: Jan 11

Opportunity is everywhere

#13 Jan 31, 2013
Choose your weapon of destruction:

http://www.teampedia.net/wiki/images/0/0b/Roc...

Since: Aug 12

Beckley, WV

#14 Jan 31, 2013
i was attacked ....been awhile back though..... by a woman (don't laugh) any whoo she attacked me through the window of a car ( won't go into all the details but she ment to harm me ....she was a large frame woman and i was small i didn't use a gun (however if i have had one during this time i would have used it)...i did the next best thing apparently she liked jewelry, i remember alot of gold chains around her neck , she reached into the car to "get me" i was scared didn't know what to do so i grabbed those necklaces and pulled her more into the car then i moved my body and took my foot and began kicking the hell out of her face and neck (oh she wanted out of the car now) but i hung on to that jewelry and kept kicking , after a bit i let go...... she backed out of the car window , looked at me strangely (kinda like how the hell did she do this to me) i smiled at her two necklaces had broken off her neck i had them , i said back off lady dangling those two chains in the air....she backed off i threw them at her and started the car......i drove away (shaking) and thinking to myself...how the hell did i just do that (this lady was huge)......i thank my lucky stars and will do this again if need be ( but i am packing now soooooo it will be a much quicker end) Just sharing

Since: Aug 08

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#15 Feb 1, 2013
Personally I don't think anyone should make jokes about a person who has been killed and a 6 year old child being held hostage even now. Don't people ever stop to think about what they're saying?

“Ain't you got a jack?”

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Since: Nov 11

Deepest Darkest Appalachia

#16 Feb 1, 2013
How is anyone supposed to rush someone shooting at them with a gun with a pair of scissors? That *might* work...in a movie.

Since: Jan 11

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#17 Feb 1, 2013
Just like ammunition, Walmart is now limiting the amount of sissors you can purchase. Since the heavy duty sewing sissors are now considered to be assault weapons you will only be allowed to purchase the children's rounded paper cutting sissors and go through a background check and registration before you can pick them up at the craft counter.
Heck just go and buy yourself a battery powered nail gun. The newest in assault weapons.
picker2

Beckley, WV

#18 Feb 1, 2013
Super Nifty Name wrote:
How is anyone supposed to rush someone shooting at them with a gun with a pair of scissors? That *might* work...in a movie.
Yeah, maybe the Terminator. Leave it to the government to arm themselves with "fully" automatic weapons and we are stuck with a pair of scissors.
dunadd

Greensboro, NC

#19 Feb 1, 2013
i suppose fast draw mcgraw accidentally shooting himself in the leg will now accidentally stab himself in the leg fastdrawing his scissors.
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Since: Dec 12

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#20 Feb 1, 2013
JamieWV wrote:
i was attacked ....been awhile back though..... by a woman (don't laugh) any whoo she attacked me through the window of a car ( won't go into all the details but she ment to harm me ....she was a large frame woman and i was small i didn't use a gun (however if i have had one during this time i would have used it)...i did the next best thing apparently she liked jewelry, i remember alot of gold chains around her neck , she reached into the car to "get me" i was scared didn't know what to do so i grabbed those necklaces and pulled her more into the car then i moved my body and took my foot and began kicking the hell out of her face and neck (oh she wanted out of the car now) but i hung on to that jewelry and kept kicking , after a bit i let go...... she backed out of the car window , looked at me strangely (kinda like how the hell did she do this to me) i smiled at her two necklaces had broken off her neck i had them , i said back off lady dangling those two chains in the air....she backed off i threw them at her and started the car......i drove away (shaking) and thinking to myself...how the hell did i just do that (this lady was huge)......i thank my lucky stars and will do this again if need be ( but i am packing now soooooo it will be a much quicker end) Just sharing
Wow JamieWV. I am glad you are OK. That is just horrible. You did what all of us wish we would do in such a situation. Low life POS necklace wearing thug!!! Makes me so mad that people like that walk among us.
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Since: Dec 12

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#21 Feb 1, 2013
Natalie_ wrote:
Choose your weapon of destruction:
http://www.teampedia.net/wiki/images/0/0b/Roc...
That would be really, really funny except that the United States Federal Government truly believes this is the way for common folk to defend themselves.

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