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Mama Joyce

Beckley, WV

#1 Jun 5, 2012
What is the store Happy Camper located on off Harper Road next to what used to be Libbys Hair Salon?? I see lines of people standing and waiting for it to open, and they are always busy!! Whats in there???
alli

Rockwall, TX

#2 Jun 5, 2012
Its a head shop
driver

Oak Hill, WV

#3 Jun 6, 2012
From what I heard the right side sell's that bath salt that everyone is getting high on and the left side has a casino in it.
Yeah

Stafford, VA

#4 Jun 6, 2012
No bath salts, just synthetic.
slappy camper

Ardsley, NY

#5 Jun 6, 2012
I heard they sell black market organs n there. Yup. My friend, nick, had a bad kidney. Went n there one day to buy a new bowl and started chit chatting with the employee. His kidney problem came up and the employee said he could help. Nick was skeptical but followed the guy downstairs. Good thing he did. Downstairs they have operating tables and special refrigerators for live organs. Nick paid the guy some hefty $ and bada bing bada boom! Nick had a new kidney and new scar within a month. True story.
slappy camper

Ardsley, NY

#6 Jun 6, 2012
Oh no. Terrible news. Nick is dead. Turns out they replaced nicks old kidney with a nerf football. Nick died today. RIP nicholas jay willker IV. You were my best friend. I'll never forget the time you dressed up like an employer at Cracker Barrel and just walked around and stole everybody's tips that day. Or the time you ate 13 McDonalds double cheeseburgers. Or the time you found that goat and named it pork chop then got it all drunk off Jose cuervo and thought it predicted the future to you. Love you Nicholas. See ya Bud.
wondering

Sumerco, WV

#7 Jun 6, 2012
any more happy camper head shops in Beckley and surrounding area ?
slap happy camper

Richmond, VA

#8 Jun 6, 2012
slappy camper wrote:
Oh no. Terrible news. Nick is dead. Turns out they replaced nicks old kidney with a nerf football. Nick died today. RIP nicholas jay willker IV. You were my best friend. I'll never forget the time you dressed up like an employer at Cracker Barrel and just walked around and stole everybody's tips that day. Or the time you ate 13 McDonalds double cheeseburgers. Or the time you found that goat and named it pork chop then got it all drunk off Jose cuervo and thought it predicted the future to you. Love you Nicholas. See ya Bud.
So sad Nick is gone. I remember going fishing with him. He never used a pole, just dangled those big old long toes over the side of the boat and caught himself a mess of catfish.
slappy camper

Ardsley, NY

#9 Jun 6, 2012
slap happy camper wrote:
<quoted text>So sad Nick is gone. I remember going fishing with him. He never used a pole, just dangled those big old long toes over the side of the boat and caught himself a mess of catfish.
You remember that?! Man those were the days! He was so funny. I'm constantly reminded of the good times. The time he was arrested for possession of marijuana/aregano. The time he bought that kayak, went down the river, flipped it and it sank! The time he bought that house to renovate and flip but threw a party, got wasted and thought he was a firebreather but caught the house on fire! That's all classic Nick!
slap happy camper

Richmond, VA

#10 Jun 6, 2012
slappy camper wrote:
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You remember that?! Man those were the days! He was so funny. I'm constantly reminded of the good times. The time he was arrested for possession of marijuana/aregano. The time he bought that kayak, went down the river, flipped it and it sank! The time he bought that house to renovate and flip but threw a party, got wasted and thought he was a firebreather but caught the house on fire! That's all classic Nick!
HaHaHa great times! I still have the busted toilet from that house party sitting in my backyard...planted a geranium in it. Oh hey you remember the time he snuck into the circus and stole the clown car. Man I thought those clowns were going to feed him to the tigers. Good thing the crowd thought he was part of the act.
circus clown

United States

#11 Jun 6, 2012
slap happy camper wrote:
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HaHaHa great times! I still have the busted toilet from that house party sitting in my backyard...planted a geranium in it. Oh hey you remember the time he snuck into the circus and stole the clown car. Man I thought those clowns were going to feed him to the tigers. Good thing the crowd thought he was part of the act.
lol yeah we let him off the hook but he had to sleep with the bearded lady ,and latter it came out on springer that the bearded lady was really a dude ,poor guy ust couldn't catch a break,rip old bud!
slappy camper

Beckley, WV

#12 Jun 6, 2012
I totally forgot about the bearded lady! Haha. Terry was her ( if it was a her ) name right?! Remember he thought he knocked her up so he snuck out early that morning to get the morning after pill?? Then the clown car didn't start! Dude walked 13 miles to a CVS and back! He finally gets there and she's already so drunk at like 1pm that Nick has to chew the pill up and spit
It into her mouth mother bird style! Just classic Nick. He never did grow out another beard after that.
Ansten

Richwood, WV

#13 Jun 6, 2012
At least somebody cared about that twisted bastard. He broke into my house 2 years ago, sweating, fidgeting, mumbling, and ranting. He started screaming at me, but all I could make out was something about a "total blood transfusion." He kicked over my table and pulled a knife. Then he kept stabbing me and stabbing me... I could feel pain, but there wasn't any blood. When he noticed that, he looked at my "wound," turned ghostly white, and jumped out through a closed window.

Turns out he was an actor in a Scarface 2 amateur film, and the knife was a rubber prop. Apparently, however, the cocaine on the set was very real.
slappy camper

Beckley, WV

#14 Jun 6, 2012
Ansten wrote:
At least somebody cared about that twisted bastard. He broke into my house 2 years ago, sweating, fidgeting, mumbling, and ranting. He started screaming at me, but all I could make out was something about a "total blood transfusion." He kicked over my table and pulled a knife. Then he kept stabbing me and stabbing me... I could feel pain, but there wasn't any blood. When he noticed that, he looked at my "wound," turned ghostly white, and jumped out through a closed window.

Turns out he was an actor in a Scarface 2 amateur film, and the knife was a rubber prop. Apparently, however, the cocaine on the set was very real.
Hey! I never said Nick was an angel. He actually came to my house that night. He was saying something about stabbing a lady with his rubber and I though he just porked a big chick. He woke up the next day and said he had a real weird dream about big chicks and rubber's. I never knew what actually happened until you wrote that! Thanks.
slap happy camper

Richmond, VA

#15 Jun 6, 2012
Forgot all about the whole morning after thing, but that bearded gal boy sure cured nick from going to the circus again. You know after that circus thing nick got picked up by the cops for acting all looney. Took him to the station and did a strip search. Poor guy was wearing My Little Pony underpants. Said they must have been give to him after the alien abduction. Man Nick, we miss ya!
slappy camper

Beckley, WV

#16 Jun 6, 2012
slap happy camper wrote:
Forgot all about the whole morning after thing, but that bearded gal boy sure cured nick from going to the circus again. You know after that circus thing nick got picked up by the cops for acting all looney. Took him to the station and did a strip search. Poor guy was wearing My Little Pony underpants. Said they must have been give to him after the alien abduction. Man Nick, we miss ya!
That guy sure spent some at police stations. Wasn't an angel but would give the shirt off his back If he were wearing one! Dude never wore a shirt! I remember we were at The Lost Parrot one night in December. Dudes drinking jagerbombs like they r kool aid. Before I know it Nick is gone! Disappeared! Turns out Nick left the bar, took his shirt off and wandered around uptown Beckley for hours! Hung out at different houses - I think he broke into an old garage or something too. It was like 7 degrees out and dudes nipples get frost bit! He gets picked up for public intoxication and sleeps it off at jail. I pick him up like 3 days later, he's shirtless with band aids on his nipples! Love ya Nick!!
burly_guy

United States

#17 Jun 7, 2012
This is some great stuff. Would love to hear more about Nick
slap happy camper

Richmond, VA

#18 Jun 7, 2012
slappy camper wrote:
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That guy sure spent some at police stations. Wasn't an angel but would give the shirt off his back If he were wearing one! Dude never wore a shirt! I remember we were at The Lost Parrot one night in December. Dudes drinking jagerbombs like they r kool aid. Before I know it Nick is gone! Disappeared! Turns out Nick left the bar, took his shirt off and wandered around uptown Beckley for hours! Hung out at different houses - I think he broke into an old garage or something too. It was like 7 degrees out and dudes nipples get frost bit! He gets picked up for public intoxication and sleeps it off at jail. I pick him up like 3 days later, he's shirtless with band aids on his nipples! Love ya Nick!!
You know that alien abduction could explain a lot about nick's behavior. I think it might have happened that night he went missing from the Lost Parrot. Heard he was going around muttering "don't probe me dude".
slappy camper

Beckley, WV

#19 Jun 7, 2012
slap happy camper wrote:
<quoted text>You know that alien abduction could explain a lot about nick's behavior. I think it might have happened that night he went missing from the Lost Parrot. Heard he was going around muttering "don't probe me dude".
Yea he was really into alien movies and books after that. Little did he know he was never really abducted. Ha! We just dressed in green aliens suits and put a fog machine n his room one night when he was drunk as balls. Throw in some blacklights and a few strobes and boom you got a alien spaceship! The guy was freaked! I'll never forget his face when he woke up. We never probed him though. We just held up a baseball bat wrapped in aluminum foil and made hand gestures mimicing shoving it up his arse. Poor guy....I think that really messed him up but it was so hilarious!!! RIP Nick!!
slap happy camper

Richmond, VA

#20 Jun 7, 2012
Ha, still have the green alien suit. I wear it sometimes when I'm working in the yard....freaks the neighbors out.
Man you remember the time nick went to Vegas with his 2nd cousin? Got married to that lady from Peru with the five kids. Ol Nick's momma made him get an annulment, but at least he ended up with three chickens and a pig. Remember how he used to put that pig on a leash and take it for walks in uptown Beckley? I saw nick one day playing with a remote control race car, said he got tired of clean up pig poop, so he traded the pig for the car. Traded it to a guy living in a van down by the river. If you're every down that way look for an old blue rusted out Ford Econoline van with a Peruvian pig out front. Miss ya Nick

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