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Bill-y

Ogden, AR

#1 Sep 14, 2012
A doctor that had been seeing an 80 year old woman most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup the new young doctor told her to bring a list of all the medications that had been prescribed for her. As the young doc was looking through these his eyes got wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs Smith,do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?"
"Yes,they help me sleep at night".
"Mrs Smith,I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep at night".
She reached out and patted the young doc on the knee.
"Yes,dear,I know that. But every morning I grind one up and mix it in with the orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. And believe me,it helps me sleep at night".

Very intelligent old lady,

Billy
boo

Oak Hill, WV

#2 Sep 14, 2012
love that story. needs to be used in this state.
Freedom

Princeton, WV

#3 Sep 14, 2012
Most definitely agree with you, thank you Billy for sharing that story. Much love to you BILLY
Bill-y

Ogden, AR

#4 Sep 14, 2012
Freedom,

Love to you. Thought it well worth sharing.

Billy

Since: Aug 12

Beckley, WV

#5 Sep 14, 2012
That is a great Doc visit.
Bill-y

Ogden, AR

#6 Sep 14, 2012
JamieWV,sent mail.

Billy

Since: Aug 12

Beckley, WV

#7 Sep 14, 2012
Back at ya :)

<3
weirdo

Hinckley, OH

#8 Sep 14, 2012
Bill-y wrote:
A doctor that had been seeing an 80 year old woman most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup the new young doctor told her to bring a list of all the medications that had been prescribed for her. As the young doc was looking through these his eyes got wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs Smith,do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?"
"Yes,they help me sleep at night".
"Mrs Smith,I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep at night".
She reached out and patted the young doc on the knee.
"Yes,dear,I know that. But every morning I grind one up and mix it in with the orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. And believe me,it helps me sleep at night".

Very intelligent old lady,

Billy
finally something really cute to read. Thank you billy for the cute story. I really enjoyed it I'm still giggling.

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