Got a black girlfriend today. Praise ...

Got a black girlfriend today. Praise black Jesus

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Stan

Beckley, WV

#1 Dec 30, 2017
I'm happy to have my chocolate woman.
Everybody sucks

Edison, NJ

#2 Dec 30, 2017
Stan wrote:
I'm happy to have my chocolate woman.
Congratulations.

Hope you've got the bankroll to afford the upkeep. Unless you are a black man (who will not put up with their garbage) which really if you were it would not be framed like this, Then you are in for a hell of a culture shock when you realize her big black shaft is bigger than yours and she is going to treat you like her personal pack mule piggy bank.

Seriously, If you are all excited about having a black girlfriend that you are praising Jesus, then sorry to break it to you, you do not have the will power, or self esteem to keep your woman in line and black women are notorious that if you give them an inch, they will try to take the whole acre.

Either get yer chit and get out, Or you better massively up your game because you better believe shes playing you for everything you let her get away with.

Ask yourself this simple question. Why is it you see so many white girls with black men, but so few black girls with white men.

Don't mean to presume you are white, but honestly there is little likelihood you are not. While Beckley has 3 times the national average of Black people, Even here its still like 70/20/10 split. If you were another minority, or multi racial, then getting a black girlfriend would be completely irrelevant to you.

So again, congratulations. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Curious

United States

#3 Feb 18, 2018
Everybody sucks wrote:
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Congratulations.

Hope you've got the bankroll to afford the upkeep. Unless you are a black man (who will not put up with their garbage) which really if you were it would not be framed like this, Then you are in for a hell of a culture shock when you realize her big black shaft is bigger than yours and she is going to treat you like her personal pack mule piggy bank.

Seriously, If you are all excited about having a black girlfriend that you are praising Jesus, then sorry to break it to you, you do not have the will power, or self esteem to keep your woman in line and black women are notorious that if you give them an inch, they will try to take the whole acre.

Either get yer chit and get out, Or you better massively up your game because you better believe shes playing you for everything you let her get away with.

Ask yourself this simple question. Why is it you see so many white girls with black men, but so few black girls with white men.

Don't mean to presume you are white, but honestly there is little likelihood you are not. While Beckley has 3 times the national average of Black people, Even here its still like 70/20/10 split. If you were another minority, or multi racial, then getting a black girlfriend would be completely irrelevant to you.

So again, congratulations. Enjoy it while it lasts.
DOES BLACK PUZsY TASTE LIKE CHOC0LATE?
Omg

Booneville, AR

#4 Feb 18, 2018
Curious wrote:
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DOES BLACK PUZsY TASTE LIKE CHOC0LATE?
Disgusting!!
hovercrap

Northfield, NJ

#5 Feb 18, 2018
Curious wrote:
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DOES BLACK PUZsY TASTE LIKE CHOC0LATE?
I would think more like mozzarella sticks...
Fullmetal Alchemist

Oak Hill, WV

#6 Feb 19, 2018
hovercrap wrote:
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I would think more like mozzarella sticks...
Think more along the lines of coco butter and Sebum mentholate
Curious

United States

#7 Feb 20, 2018
Omg wrote:
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Disgusting!!
Get me a sexy skinned light skinned woman, there sexier than white women, welfare check and I would be happy!
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Sam I Am

Beckley, WV

#10 Feb 20, 2018
Curious wrote:
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DOES BLACK PUZsY TASTE LIKE CHOC0LATE?
No taste like watermelon and BBQ chicken with a hint of coco butter

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