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Jan 12, 2011
 
All you have to do is attend a party where the booze is flowing. There's ALWAYS several girls who pretend to get drunk so that they'll have an excuse when they hook up with a guy. When a supposedly drunk girl approaches you just be talkative and friendly and when she wants to dance, rub yourself against her let her feel your manhood to let her know your willing. Believe me when I say your only minutes away from a f'in good time.
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Beckley, WV

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Jan 12, 2011
 
what to do wrote:
All you have to do is attend a party where the booze is flowing. There's ALWAYS several girls who pretend to get drunk so that they'll have an excuse when they hook up with a guy. When a supposedly drunk girl approaches you just be talkative and friendly and when she wants to dance, rub yourself against her let her feel your manhood to let her know your willing. Believe me when I say your only minutes away from a f'in good time.
But I'm too shy for a party.
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Beckley, WV

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#24
Jan 12, 2011
 
Virgin guy wrote:
<quoted text>But I'm too shy for a party.
If you are too shy for a party then you are most certainly too shy for karaoke or did you not think anyone would see your other posts?
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Beckley, WV

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#25
Jan 12, 2011
 
I won't show up for the karaoke anyways, just wanna see if the guy can help me get laid, so words of comfort.
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Jan 12, 2011
 
Hey guy wrote:
Two words...cheyanne greybeal, she'll f*ck anything with two legs, heard she'll even let you put it in her a5s too, but shes pregnant, so it might feel a little cramped in there
http://www.jerryfastpitch.com/gallery/main.ph...

is this the girl? She's hot, it'll be awesome if it's real
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Beckley, WV

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Jan 12, 2011
 
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Yeo, thats her buddy
How do you know her?
Will she be online or something, how can I talk to her online?
ray

Oak Hill, WV

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#29
Jan 12, 2011
 
o shady with a half of a pill
what to do

Saint Albans, WV

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#30
Jan 12, 2011
 
Virgin guy wrote:
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But I'm too shy for a party.
I knew you were fakin all along. I also don't think your a guy.
truth

Oak Hill, WV

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Jan 13, 2011
 
Sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands
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Jan 13, 2011
 

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not really looking for a prostitute, but rather any Internet girl wanting to meet up to have a romantic encounter?
If it flys, floats, or f**ks it's cheaper to just pay for it when you need it!
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Jan 13, 2011
 
no good lawyers wrote:
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If it flys, floats, or f**ks it's cheaper to just pay for it when you need it!
AMEN, brother !!!!!
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Jan 13, 2011
 
Hey guy wrote:
Two words...cheyanne greybeal, she'll f*ck anything with two legs, heard she'll even let you put it in her a5s too, but shes pregnant, so it might feel a little cramped in there
guess what, you can stfu. you HEARD. you do not KNOW her. i'm sorry, what's your name? right. until you can grow the balls to say your name, don't be throwing someone elses out.
skylar blankenship

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Jan 13, 2011
 
Virgin guy wrote:
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How do you know her?
Will she be online or something, how can I talk to her online?
she's having a baby! & she's happy in her relationship. & it would be a very good idea for you to leave her alone.
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Jan 13, 2011
 
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Jan 13, 2011
 
What's up virginia guy I'm 27 and a very nice and pretty girl. We could have LOTS of fun together never been with someone younger than me but it could be something worth tryin out! Let me know
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Jan 13, 2011
 
angel baby wrote:
What's up virginia guy I'm 27 and a very nice and pretty girl. We could have LOTS of fun together never been with someone younger than me but it could be something worth tryin out! Let me know
email me

saturnian21@yahoo.com
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Beckley, WV

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Jan 13, 2011
 
redneck wrote:
fastest way to get laid is to craw up a chickens ass and wait. just a thought for you.
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Jan 13, 2011
 

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O MAN- The 1st 20post made me laugh, for like-15 or so minutes... Ty TOPIX!!!
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Jan 14, 2011
 
Virgin guy wrote:
not really looking for a prostitute, but rather any Internet girl wanting to meet up to have a romantic encounter?
Man Look Im Tryin To Give You Some Serious Advice B.c i Kno If I Was avirgin After Discovering the Promise Land I Woulda Done Killed My Self..1st Off Man The Fvck Up And Dont Be So Shy Just Be Yourself B.c You Aint Gonna Get Even The Slightest Attention From A Decent Girl If You Dont Have The Least Bit Of Confidence..2nd Off Dress Good Looking Even If It Isnt Your Style,And Get Some Good Coloan (Speel Check)-Girls Love The Smell Of A Guy.3 If You Have Glasses Get Contacts!! 4.If You Have Friends That Are Girls Hang With Them For A Lil Bit And Get Comfortable Just Chilling Around Them!
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Jan 14, 2011
 
Date Doctor wrote:
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Man Look Im Tryin To Give You Some Serious Advice B.c i Kno If I Was avirgin After Discovering the Promise Land I Woulda Done Killed My Self..1st Off Man The Fvck Up And Dont Be So Shy Just Be Yourself B.c You Aint Gonna Get Even The Slightest Attention From A Decent Girl If You Dont Have The Least Bit Of Confidence..2nd Off Dress Good Looking Even If It Isnt Your Style,And Get Some Good Coloan (Speel Check)-Girls Love The Smell Of A Guy.3 If You Have Glasses Get Contacts!! 4.If You Have Friends That Are Girls Hang With Them For A Lil Bit And Get Comfortable Just Chilling Around Them!
You sound so pro maybe u can hook me up with a girl?

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