Enlightened States of America

Enlightened States of America

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ESA Citizen

Pineville, WV

#1 Nov 6, 2012
Dear Red States:
We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving. We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:
You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America 's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama .
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulphur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you. 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing poverty, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico .
Sincerely,
Citizen of the Enlightened States of America

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#2 Nov 6, 2012
ESA Citizen wrote:
Dear Red States:
We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving. We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America 's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama .
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulphur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you. 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing poverty, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico .
Sincerely,
Citizen of the Enlightened States of America
LOL.. You kow with a few minor adjustments that seems like a pretty good deal.....
At least we won't have to hear constant whining from the left:)

YOu get Harvard?...LOL.. How will be survive without HARVARD?:)
informed citizen

Beckley, WV

#3 Nov 6, 2012
Great cut and paste -

I think we can work this out, but what are you going to do when 84.9999 percent of America’s venture capital and entrepreneurs leave for Red States taking all of your tax revenue base. We'll grow what we can and import the rest. without business leaders and "brains" and entrepreneurs your farms will rot and businesses and factories will shut down due to no one knowing which way to turn. You'll have plenty of workers but nothing to harvest or product to sell- but don't worry - we'll SELL to you (at a great profit) the extra we have on hand.

Good luck- and please no BEGGING to come back.

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#4 Nov 6, 2012
As if!

I wonder why no mention was made of WV voting 41% for a convict for president.

Guess I will have to move.
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Romney hates wv

Oak Hill, WV

#6 Nov 7, 2012
I may have to move too. The obesity, ignorance, dippin, spittin, scratchin, kissin the sister and cousin and pet sheep is too much for me. This place is backwards and needs an injection of progress. Instead WV votes for incarcerated criminals, smokes meth, swallows pills and breeds more of the same. I still cant believe they voted republican in the last three presidential elections that represent the richest 1% of all americans and corporate interest. Nothing in west virginia resembles these values. WV is blue collar , poor and undereducated. I guess we need overseers and masters to decide our fate for us.

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#7 Nov 7, 2012
Romney hates wv wrote:
I may have to move too. The obesity, ignorance, dippin, spittin, scratchin, kissin the sister and cousin and pet sheep is too much for me. This place is backwards and needs an injection of progress. Instead WV votes for incarcerated criminals, smokes meth, swallows pills and breeds more of the same. I still cant believe they voted republican in the last three presidential elections that represent the richest 1% of all americans and corporate interest. Nothing in west virginia resembles these values. WV is blue collar , poor and undereducated. I guess we need overseers and masters to decide our fate for us.
US?
You have personally engaged in the above that you posted?

I'm none of the above and done none of the above, except maybe for an occasional chew:)

They vote Republican because some dumbass liberal wants to do away with their livelihood and try to force everyone to work at McDonalds every four years or so..
This was one of the most democrat states in the nation at one time...They didn't change themselves, so who caused CHANGED THEM?

LIBERALS

Since: May 08

Location hidden

#8 Nov 7, 2012
"A CHANGE IN"
capitalist pig

Lubbock, TX

#9 Nov 7, 2012
Romney hates wv wrote:
I may have to move too. The obesity, ignorance, dippin, spittin, scratchin, kissin the sister and cousin and pet sheep is too much for me. This place is backwards and needs an injection of progress. Instead WV votes for incarcerated criminals, smokes meth, swallows pills and breeds more of the same. I still cant believe they voted republican in the last three presidential elections that represent the richest 1% of all americans and corporate interest. Nothing in west virginia resembles these values. WV is blue collar , poor and undereducated. I guess we need overseers and masters to decide our fate for us.
You sound like you are still pissed off that your sister turned you down for your cousin. Come on tell the truth, your kids call you Daaaaaaaaaad. You gonna put us back in Chains, Mr Biden?
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capitalist pig

Lubbock, TX

#11 Nov 7, 2012
Swine Flew wrote:
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Acting like a child with a temper tantrum, again, pig?
Get back in your stye and waller in your shit. You are vile and disgusting.
crawl back under your rock, dumbass.
sun is rising

Beckley, WV

#12 Nov 7, 2012
Romney hates wv wrote:
I may have to move too. The obesity, ignorance, dippin, spittin, scratchin, kissin the sister and cousin and pet sheep is too much for me. This place is backwards and needs an injection of progress. Instead WV votes for incarcerated criminals, smokes meth, swallows pills and breeds more of the same. I still cant believe they voted republican in the last three presidential elections that represent the richest 1% of all americans and corporate interest. Nothing in west virginia resembles these values. WV is blue collar , poor and undereducated. I guess we need overseers and masters to decide our fate for us.
Overseers and masters?(= coal operators)

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#13 Nov 7, 2012
When I see the word enlightened...It makes me want to throw up!

Since: Jun 08

Location hidden

#14 Nov 7, 2012
We will all be the United states of somewhere else, if we don't get spending under control. I have heard that spending would have to be cut by a third to get this nation straightened out. Good luck Obama!
capitalist pig

Beckley, WV

#15 Nov 7, 2012
vanished wrote:
When I see the word enlightened...It makes me want to throw up!
Yeah, look at all the so called enlightened nations that have been thrown up on the trash heap of history.
nemesis

Charleston, WV

#16 Nov 8, 2012
It's encouraging to know that a majority of Americans still have a memory, and haven't forgotten what Party got us into this Economic mess. They're still holding Old George accountable. Move over Teabaggers and let the President do his job.
American

Lubbock, TX

#17 Nov 8, 2012
ESA Citizen wrote:
Dear Red States:
We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving. We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America 's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama .
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulphur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you. 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing poverty, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico .
Sincerely,
Citizen of the Enlightened States of America
Dear Blue states,

You forgot the most important thing:

Red states get God

Blue states get the devil
Just me

Princeton, WV

#18 Nov 8, 2012
I say go for it when your new country falls apart because everyone thinks they should get everything free from the rich hardworking people when you all want to come crawling back to our prospering country because we don't think everything should be given away free and full government control we will say sorry we don't like illegals. In our country without people like you people will earn their way and we will only help those who really need it like elderly and disabled. Our country won't have so much debt that it will never be payed off we will have a surplus because we work for what we need and don't wait for free government handouts. So please blue states go away we will have a going away party.
capitalist pig

Lubbock, TX

#19 Nov 8, 2012
ESA Citizen wrote:
Dear Red States:
We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving. We in New York intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America 's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama .
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulphur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite , thank you. 38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing poverty, the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico .
Sincerely,
Citizen of the Enlightened States of America
You live in Ny but are posting from Oceana. Yeah, right. They call it Oxyania for a reason. We all know that you are just waiting for your check and your pills. So just thank those of us who are still working and STFU. And dont bother getting back on here all indignant about the fact that you work and are not supported by the government. We, in Southern WV have seen your attitude enough to know a free loader when we see one.
No Wonder

Chapmanville, WV

#20 Nov 8, 2012
If Obama and his class clowns continue his ways,we will all be depending on the government for everything. We will also have to change our religion to Muslim.

Bug Ridge
Level 1

Since: Feb 12

Location hidden

#21 Nov 9, 2012
Lesson Learned wrote:
As if!

I wonder why no mention was made of WV voting 41% for a convict for president.

Guess I will have to move.
The BUG is Blue & will go with ya .. LOL

Since: Aug 08

Location hidden

#22 Nov 10, 2012
Bug Ridge wrote:
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The BUG is Blue & will go with ya .. LOL
Ah, a poet....:)

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