I'm surrounded by plain porky people!

I'm surrounded by plain porky people!

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Gun Nut

Dayton, OH

#1 Nov 12, 2012
It is depressing and scary inside the West Carrollton Pubic Library, me being surrounded by plain porky people; who no doubt voted for this most recent library levy that they prayed for but that I have to pay for. Ah, a pretty young blonde teenaged girl, taking off her back pack. She needs a belt on her bluejeans, sweetly and neatly filling up that library seat in front of me. She's not fat, so she can't be a Dimuhcrat. I'd spend a little money for a half-hour with this little honey, and give her some lunch money.
Gun Nut

Dayton, OH

#2 Nov 12, 2012
Gun Nut wrote:
It is depressing and scary inside the West Carrollton Pubic Library, me being surrounded by plain porky people; who no doubt voted for this most recent library levy that they prayed for but that I have to pay for. Ah, a pretty young blonde teenaged girl, taking off her back pack. She needs a belt on her bluejeans, sweetly and neatly filling up that library seat in front of me. She's not fat, so she can't be a Dimuhcrat. I'd spend a little money for a half-hour with this little honey, and give her some lunch money.
Ahhh...I could teach this lovely pale white pink little blonde beauty how to do and warmly perform her womanly duties.
Chris

Cincinnati, OH

#3 Nov 14, 2012
You aren't exactly Mr. Perfect yourself!
Gun Nut

Oxford, OH

#4 Nov 14, 2012
Hey, they wanted my library levy money, and I thought that I deserved to sit among and look at some lovely young honeys. It be only fair, especially if I could look at their bras and underwear; but have to pass seeing them hangin' off young men's or boys' asses.
Ann Fan

Dayton, OH

#6 Nov 19, 2012
Damn, I could even tolerate little liberal lady bedwetters, if they'd show up and make the Dinglewood Pubic Library look better, whether or not they let me make their panties wetter.
Doc Lipreader

AOL

#8 Nov 19, 2012
Since you brought up porky people Bill Clinton who has lost a lot of weight and Michelle O. needs to counsel porky Hillary Clinton who has gained a lot of weight.
She doesn't project a good image while traveling to all of those foreign countries.
The Activist

Fairborn, OH

#9 Nov 19, 2012
Doc Lipreader wrote:
Since you brought up porky people Bill Clinton who has lost a lot of weight and Michelle O. needs to counsel porky Hillary Clinton who has gained a lot of weight.
She doesn't project a good image while traveling to all of those foreign countries.
What's your excuse?
The Activist

AOL

#10 Nov 20, 2012
I should stay on subject, Hillary Clintons weight problem.
With Rub

Knoxville, TN

#11 Nov 20, 2012
Gun Nut wrote:
It is depressing and scary inside the West Carrollton Pubic Library, me being surrounded by plain porky people; who no doubt voted for this most recent library levy that they prayed for but that I have to pay for. Ah, a pretty young blonde teenaged girl, taking off her back pack. She needs a belt on her bluejeans, sweetly and neatly filling up that library seat in front of me. She's not fat, so she can't be a Dimuhcrat. I'd spend a little money for a half-hour with this little honey, and give her some lunch money.
I don't like plain, porky people. They're much better with seasoning and mashed potatoes.
Gun Nut

Oxford, OH

#12 Nov 27, 2012
Muff dive inside a sweaty fat girl and I might hurl.

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